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746 YEARS AGO ON THIS DAY, JOE PATERNO WAS BORN

746 years ago today in a small village in Biscari, Sicily, Joseph Vincent Paterno was born, and then converted to a zombie sometime during the Great Sicilian Zombie Outbreak of 1314. No big deal, as Paterno went on not only to thrive as a wealthy local merchant, but also to begin the long walk under the ocean in 1816 from Sicily to the United States to become our finest football coach and zombie.

Happy birthday, Zombie JoePa. All the BRAAAAAAAIIIIINS you can eat to you and yours.

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Jesus Harold Christ… source material for that corpse pic???

by Gamecock'n'Balls on Dec 21, 2009 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

There can be only one!

by HudiBlitz on Dec 21, 2009 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

In America, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the brains.

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Dec 21, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

I guess no one is working today….
One of your best LSUFreek.

by DanF on Dec 21, 2009 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

Is that Adam Lambert JoePa’s nibbling on?

by Wright on Dec 21, 2009 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

#5-

We can only hope.

by Smyth on Dec 22, 2009 2:25 AM EST reply actions  

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