MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: TIM BREWSTER
by Orson on Dec 16, 2009 12:52 PM EST
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PrintYour mustache of the day: Tim Brewster, Minnesota coach and early eighties 'stache aficianado.
Notes:
a.) That hair is a butt cut straight from the head of the primordial Sumerian god of butt cuts. It is cleaved like the fissure from which all life comes, the kind of haircut that would happen if you went to a barber and said "make it look like I have a deep axe wound along the crown of my head, but made of hair. That is the hair that send a thousand skinny dweebs flying inside of a locker. That is the hair seen crowning through the t-top of a Trans-Am's roof. That is the hair seen wiggling between the legs of a thousand girls named Linda or Josie in a backseat parked outside an REO Speedwagon concert.
That hair will keep on loving you.
That hair, we would wager, is seen on at least one out of every three heads in archival footage of the 1986 Green Bay Packers. It is the Midwestern Pussy Hunter's Pith Helmet, and can be neatly replicated with a Flowbee, a hair dryer, and flat, non-curly coiffures.
Today, every man besides Brewster who has this haircut has a goatee and wears baseball caps everywhere. This is a natural law and cannot be debated.
b.) That 'stache sold car stereos in a shop in Kenosha for a while back in '83 before doing a bid for check kiting.
(HT: Lost Lettermen.)
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Fun Fact: Tim Brewster played at Illinois in 1983, in the same city in which REO Speedwagon was formed. Also he and the rest of the team spent a weekend at the Playboy mansion when they went to Pasadena in the ‘84 Rose Bowl. Which is, I believe the only reason that quarterback Rick Nueheisal and wide receiver Karl Dorrell’s shitty UCLA team won that game.
Isn’t history fun?
by HTTO on Dec 16, 2009 1:13 PM EST reply actions
that hair is workin for the weekend
Midwestern Pussy Hunter’s Pith Helmet……….indeed
by eeeseeeyooo on Dec 16, 2009 1:19 PM EST reply actions
Don’t let the soup strainer or smile distract you from the fact that those eyes have seen things that would make Bill Brasky cry. Tears of pure ethyl alcohol and sorrow. From the grave.
by Walk On Boy on Dec 16, 2009 1:21 PM EST reply actions
That hair’s made a fool of me, but those broken dreams have got to eyyyyeuynd….
by owls and gophs and craep on Dec 16, 2009 1:38 PM EST reply actions
that hair will hold on loosely, but won’t let go
by Ramblin Dreck on Dec 16, 2009 1:50 PM EST reply actions
That hair kicked so much ass until it couldn’t fight that feeling any longer.
by God, the 80s sucked on Dec 16, 2009 1:58 PM EST reply actions
That hair heard it from a friend who/heard it from a friend who/heard it from another you been messin’ around.
by Jack Fact on Dec 16, 2009 2:28 PM EST reply actions
That hair is rolling out to the sidewalk to take a look, “whoahh.”
That hair is talking about a Yankee Rose.
by F O U R on Dec 16, 2009 2:38 PM EST reply actions
That hair built this city . . . on rock and roll.
by Harris on Dec 16, 2009 2:38 PM EST reply actions
That hair is too fast for love.
(I could do this all day.)
by Signal to Noise on Dec 16, 2009 2:42 PM EST reply actions
Fun Fact – that is still the de facto look for most men living in and around the greater Pittsburgh area. Pitt absolutely belongs in the Big Tweleven.
by paco on Dec 16, 2009 2:43 PM EST reply actions
So this is what Phil Mickelson would look like with a moustache?
by Crabapple Buck on Dec 16, 2009 2:50 PM EST reply actions
This award belongs to Ron Zook and the fu manchu on the same page as Brewster’s.
by Jrlz on Dec 16, 2009 2:53 PM EST reply actions
That hair will tell you once more/before you get on the floor, “Don’t let me doooooooown!”
by SGV Depravity on Dec 16, 2009 3:27 PM EST reply actions
@18….THANK YOU!!! I have been staring at that picture off and on since it was posted trying to figure out who that looked like. It really looks like someone photoshopped that phenomenal rug and stache onto the Mick.
by Balls McLongcock on Dec 16, 2009 3:56 PM EST reply actions
That hair is the best around. Nothing’s gonna ever keep it down.
by Biggus Rickus on Dec 16, 2009 3:58 PM EST reply actions
that hair feels like makin’ – powerchord/cymbal crash – feels like makin’ looooove!
by haveagreatday on Dec 16, 2009 4:17 PM EST reply actions
Might as well face it, that hair’s addicted to love.
by Steve Garcia on Dec 16, 2009 4:56 PM EST reply actions
That hair belongs to the light, belongs to the thunder.
by EZ on Dec 16, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions
That hair won’t stop thinkin’ about tomorrow.
by IOerror32 on Dec 16, 2009 6:27 PM EST reply actions
that hair’s feelin’ a little bit hot tonight.
that hair can barely see the road from the heat comin’ on
that hair will reach down, between your legs and… ease the seat back.
by thetennesseethumper on Dec 16, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions
That hair is the best around. Nothing’s gonna ever keep it down
Close this thread down… Biggus wins with #28.
by CincySooner on Dec 17, 2009 8:30 AM EST reply actions
You know right after that pic he sauntered to the parking lot, took off his shoulder pads to get into his T-top Z28, put the key in the ignition and before the engine could turn over – “The Stroke” was blaring… you know this.
by Atlantadomer on Dec 17, 2009 10:57 AM EST reply actions
And he’s watchin’ us all with that hair of the tiger
by superdawg on Dec 17, 2009 2:38 PM EST reply actions
Sorry, but that hair do the tube steak boogie.
by OJ's Last Fan on Dec 17, 2009 2:52 PM EST reply actions
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