Big Ten tutors suck ass.

How did they get these white kids for the video?

Also, I must get them props “addicted to quack” was clever.

Kevin@LSU is right, if Cris Carter’s son can’t stay eligible with smoke, mirrors and a co-ed doing his homework is there any hope for anyone else?

1. I believe in the credits it stated Children : some stolen some owned.

Are they playing dominoes?

Ahhh, yes. The vaunted ‘big 10 akademiks’ we hear so much about.

Plodding, predictable, and lacking creativity. I guess fitting, right?

Those youngsters are the little known white corner boys from Season 4 of the Wire. Unfortunately, their scenes ended up on the cutting room floor. Pandemic!

Sheer, utter embarrassment. Didn’t even make it far enough into the video to see if they played spades.

Nice video…but noone can everbeat “THE SLEEPEY FUCKING RAPPERS and PAJAMA PARTY”
 sing it with me " I AM, A BUCKEYE FAN"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Cwn9hY108

Truthfully stating that the “Pac ain’t no joke” might lead one to believe that these gentlemen aren’t experiencing a total failure of their logic centers. Implying that Ohio State has the wherewithal to score a touchdown destroys that belief with the ferocity of a Monty Python foot stomp. LeGarrette is charging up his Falcon Punch as we speak.

Kirk Herbstreit prays for the safe return of his blonde haired blue eyed sons.

Oh dear. Every time I think it’s safe to leave the rock I’ve been hiding under since 41-14, something like this happens.

Thanks to Final Cut and Garageband, the true cream can now always rise to the top.

There is no way this was filmed in the "heart of Oregon’.

1) Oregon has no heart, but instead 3 extras kidneys needed to support its micro-brew industry.

2) The only snow in Oregon is on the mountains, which are conspicuously absent from this video. (The only possible explanation being that it was filmed somewhere in eastern Oregon, and anyone here will tell you that part of the state is a lawless shit-farm controlled by local nomads and the KKK. True story: Idaho once tried to annex the region, but found it so barren and useless they retreated back across state lines.)

3) Ohio state fans are about as common here as Unicorns.

This is still no competition compared to the “I love my Ducks” video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hrjpe1VCNg

Rhyming Masoli and Ravioli NEVER gets old. It’s metaphorical genius.

Okay, so I’m a fucktard for saying this, but:

There’s two “O’s” in “Ohio.”

I can haz hip-hop fail?

Ohio Law: Hats must be worn at any angle other than that intended, beginning at birth.

@2: addicted to quack is the name of an Oregon sportsblog. These guys poached it off the interwebs.
Big 11 academikz: it’s not plagerism, it’s ‘sampling’

@orson: do you think FL will be able to fit an army of disabled children on the schedule next year?
Charleston Southern and FIU were fine with St. Tim on campus, but next year…

Why why why do athletes use Twitter?! It’s never a good situation nor is starting a question by repeating the same word three times but whatever.

http://theangryt.com/?p=3410

@14 – Masoli and canoli would’ve been more impressive. Canoli’s are under-appreciated and classy, like Ducks foosball. Ravioli’s are more for the Jersey Shore sect, like, I dunno, The U.

Ahem. Arp and what not, but say good man, who DID let the dogs out? Arp, etc.

This has nothing on Bubba Sparxxx.

Hopefully they make enough from this song to buy the second kid a jacket.

Snow on the ground and he has on a short sleeve.

as a buckeye fan, i am embarrassed. this is almost as bad as redneck buckeye. heck, i’ll even admit, the “i smell roses” oregon rap was much, much better than that.

Dear people: Stop letting Ohio State fans near your children. It never turns out well.

http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/2006/05/to-catch-buckeye.html

The fastest way to Colombus is through the Pedoph Isles.

har har har spyder mayhem - like ohio is the only state in the country that has sick, perverted idiots. that smack is so freaking weak - it would be like me telling you how to correctly spell Columbus*

Why oh why do OSU fans keep making ridiculous videos every year. . .

I have spent hours searching for the aptly named “Gator Stompin” video from the OSU-UF BCS game in 2006 with no luck. If anybody can find this please please repost!!!

Making fun of this is really too easy…its like calling Mangino fat…i just hope the kids are not too traumatised….from having to act like they like tOSU….