AWWW ME SO STALK-Y AWW AWW ME SO STALK-Y

The first thing that popped into my head was the Orgeron scene in “The Blind Side”. “Dat Fulmsez youda run da team outtada feeld…uhuh..howya like dem twelve yr old Filipinaz…?”

did LSUfreek do this today?

amazing skills that man has…. thank you for putting icing on Orson’s sweet word cake

wait…did that come out wrong?

So while this is all amusing, does anyone know the actual rules on the subject? Is there an actual infraction here, even if all of the allegations are proven to be true? I thought everyone used hostesses to varying degrees. I guess I’m not terribly surprised that the NCAA is now in the business of cock blocking high school seniors. In the words of Dean Wormer, “No more fun of any kind!”

Umm..pretty sure institutionalized prostitution by school representative is not legal. UT got dem some white girlz..

huh.. and I always thought when the said they gave out Moonpies they meant the delicious Chattanooga export..

So wrong, but sooo right.

girls were also romancing each other

Thanks for the comment #5. So does anyone have a RATIONAL response to my question?

Vol @ 4 – The hostesses are considered representatives of the university, which would mean they could not recruit players off campus, even if they didn’t make the visit using university resources (funds, vehicles) or at the athletic administration’s request.

Note, the Times says “The N.C.A.A. is conducting a wide-ranging investigation into the University of Tennessee’s football recruiting practices…”, so pimping your hostesses is just one of the awesome UT practices being investigated.

@9

Rational: If they paid their own way and weren’t asked to go then I’m not sure holding signs is that big of a deal

Really Rational: NYT doesn’t report a story like this over “signs”.. there is probably much more to it.

Gotcha. Well don’t laugh at what I’m about to say, but what if they did it on their own, without university prompting? I guess that would fall into the good ol “lack of institutional control” catchall. It all seems pretty benign in the world of recruiting violations anyway.

I remember a lot of discussion of hostesses in Meat Market.

Vol, I think the rule is you can’t send them out to recruits…they have to stay on campus…..and perform fellatio there as opposed to under high school stadium bleachers….

@Vol

I’d like to see the headline “Oregon State Beavers Accused Of Prostitution”

UT should say since these girls were “Volunteers” that the sex was consensual and there is no violation (pun intended).

Is this going to effect Pat Summit’s program too? I mean, that’s a MUCH bigger dynasty that could fall form issues with Hostess’s…

Epic Win. +Millions of cocktails

@ 17….nah, Summitt is nailing the hostesses herself….its in her contract….

@Vol

Don’t you think there is something wrong with this? I mean, these guys have yet to play a down. How about some boo-tay for the upperclassmen?

Vol @ 12 – doesn’t matter, ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially w/ the NCAA.

If they’re reps of the school they’re supposed to know the rules and adhere to them. If they don’t, you’ll find yourself staring down the barrel of a gun (likely not a pellet gun this time) in LOIC-ville.

The upperclassmen already get paid enough so that they can afford real hookers.

USC paid players and faced no penalties, but this is big enough news to make the NYT?

/yawn

Vol:

Not to bring up the horrible past in this time of renewed Tide Greatness, but Logan Young used his own money (allegedly) and did his (alleged) actions without University prompting….

Young (allegedly) used his assets ( $ ) – the UT Ho Patrol uses theirs ( o ) ( o ) ….

The only thing that it is missing is the lead-in with Nancy Sinatra singing, “These boots were made for walkin.’”

1. - +1

I just don’t see this as that big a deal. Holding up signs?? Really??

Orson,

The Texas-Oklahoma feud that gave us our first ever CFB “scrotum ripping incident” has reached an all-time low: http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/2009/12/marine_cherrypoint_shooting_120709w/

Vol,

You know damn well there is more to this than some chick driving 200 miles to go to a high school game just to hold up a fucking sign.

This is all Mt. Cody’s fault

@27

Seriously? Do you think the NYT is reporting this over signs? Do you think money is being spent investigating this over signs?

@29 Maybe so, but nothing further has been alleged at this point. So let’s all try to refrain from making up facts, whaddya say?

They drove all the way there to illegally tutor them, hold illegal fake press conferences, and use illegal smoke machines.

@31 – As opposed to reporting on giving some people some textbooks? Sound familiar?

@32 – I am all for wearing out the word “allegedly” when it comes to recruiting infractions, but I’m pretty sure that the comment section of sport blog is one of the few places where it’s appropriate to just make shit up. Particularly funny shit that pivots on the misfortune of others.

Hot college chicks courting seniors in high school in order for them to come to tennessee to play the largest revenue sport at UT. What do you think these girls would do to get there way?

I remember back in the day when my titties used to be good enough for the recruits.

These Vol Babes are TigerWoods college white meat

Nick Saban doesn’t have time for this shit.

@36 I don’t know what that means, because I’m guessing they don’t get a cut of the pie when it comes to the revenue stream the football team generates for the university.

Some pictures of the “hostesses” over at deadspin…Including the “Orange Pride” group shot which is worth checking out if you are a red bloded american man.

http://deadspin.com/5422400/tennessees-hostess-program-catches-recruits-and-ncaas-eyes-updated

Love how the Vol fans want “innocent until proven guilty” now that they’re in the spotlight. Doesn’t work that way in the media – and as # 35 so aptly pointed out, it don’t work that here at EDSBS.

Vol, you had my sympathy until the post at #40.

http://twitter.com/CoachNickSaban/status/6490281099

@17
+1,000 cocktails to you

As for the whole deal; these girls clearly went above and beyond the “Jesus Shuttlesworth” call of duty expected of them. I commend them for understanding that Lane’s job is the most important thing and if they can’t sleep with the boy wonder coach the next best thing is to offer up their comm major boobs to 17 year olds and Lane will get just as hard.

Chris Rainey not only approves but says “Fulmer if you had sent deez chicks I might have made a different choice”

On the plus side, this is probably the one story that could get Daulerio interested in college football.

Bobby, are you suggesting that they’re just plain old bought and paid for whores?

I’m not one to hold college kiddies to any kind of moral standard (4 – 6 year free pass), so no, I’ll refrain from that most self-righteous of epithets. But boys and girls will be boys and girls, so pulling your head out of the sand might do you some good.

And Jesus, Tiger Woods and then this within what, a 7 day period? Daulerio must have the karma of an angel. Good times for Deadspin.

@42, it’s not an issue of of “innocent until proven guilty.” It’s an issue of what actual facts are before us. I’m not saying we’re innocent of sending girls to high school games. I’m saying I don’t think that’s such a big deal. It’s not like we bought a player or something awful like that.

@48, “Pulling my head out of the sand?” Because I called out a comment about these girls being concerned about the amount of revenue the players can generate for the school? Are we having the same conversation?

@Vol

You are right, we did not buy “these players”. Bryce Brown though, he was expensive.

Two UT assistants leave before UT’s bowl game (and thus forfeiting their bowl bonuses) to take what are essentially the same jobs at other schools and now we learn the NCAA is sending investigators all over the country to interview kids who haven’t even signed with Tenn., coincidence?

@51 I believe they both got substantial pay increases. Sorry.

Vol,

You’re a complete idiot. We’re all thinking it… someone had to say it. The NCAA allows fellatio only on-campus and with non-university representatives. Hostesses/Belles have been frowned upon for a few years now. You didn’t really think that all of these studs just started coming to Tennessee because y’all have coonhounds and Kiffy’s daddy knows defense, did you? Those young men are following their primal instincts.

At least now we know why Tennessee publishes all of those homoerotic photos before every season… you know, the ones with the half-naked players holding some sort of ridiculous chain in front of a gawdawfully vandalized lamborghini. The hostesses are in the next room…

I am sure that the NYT has nothing better to do than to write about minor small-time NCAA recruiting violations @ UT. In fact, it’s a daily series, it just happens to be UT’s turn today.

It’s no big deal: just ask Vol. (S)he’s got an answer for everything if everyone would just listen.

Nothing to see here, move along.

BRYCE BROWN WOULD HAVE SEX WIT ALL DEEZ WHITE WOMEN!!!

@54 – I’m very sorry you feel that way. I honestly didn’t realize that recruiting is all about who can throw the best pussy at an 18 year old. Thank you for educating me.

Bruce Feldman is going to be very disappointed to learn of Hawgustus’ revelation. Perhaps he is an idiot, too.

Vol…are you honestly saying that in the same week that a billionaire was exposed as having risked everything for some “pussy” as you so eloquently put it.

Good lord, this is getting boring. No, zzgator. I am well aware that men like women. A lot. See y’all tomorrow.

Don’t leave yet Vol, we need more shit to talk about.

C’mon now…we all saw “He Got Game”…we know what goes on…have any UT recruits had a father released from prison recently?

So, the chicks drove 200 miles just to hold up a sign ? Face it Vol, we in the blogosphere have tried your program and found it guilty – just like your Rocky Top hummin brethren did to other SEC schools that shall remain nameless. Face it, your ho-stesses caught got with their pants down, and your passive-aggressive coach , that still hasn’t beaten a decent team, ran his mouth to draw attention to your program. So, now that you’ve got the attention Kiffykins wanted, deal with it without “waiting on the facts”. This isn’t the NCAA here, it’s a freaking blog, and you’re the joke of the day. I know from experience it sucks to be there, but you’ll survive.

WInslow was right after all, it really is All About This U, man. #Kubrick #2Live #Soldiers

BAMACPA ANGRY!!!!!!

What exactly has the blogosphere found UT guilty off? Another boring secondary violation? o noes

This violation doesn’t appear to be boring at all. Especially to those involved.

THE FEAR IN THE VOL FANS’ VOICE IS PALPABLE!!!

It’s more annoying instead of fear, just going on the NYT article. Like Vol said I’ll wait to see how it shakes out; like the other “violations” probably not a whole lot.

Rumors are flying though: one caller to the Knoxville sports radio said he “heard” there are South Carolina hotel receipts for the girls that show they were paid for with Lane Kiffin’s personal credit card. I find that hard to believe.

Paging Mr. Orgeron, your $ 2,500 worth of Nuva Ring is now available for pickup at the pharmacy counter.

Orson:

How much more evidence do you need?…………it’s time to rename the Fulmer Cup after UT’s latest head coach.

The “KIFFYKINS” Cup has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

Awesome….as I post there are “69” replies….its is so appropriate I hate to hit "submit comment…

Jesus Christ, Vol, grow a sense of humor before you come back.

Seriously, there’s not a single UT fan I know who wouldn’t be wallpapering this comment thread with pussy jokes if this had happened to Alabama or Florida, “innocent until proven guilty” be damned. And they’d have every right to, because a) it’s a free country, and b) this story is fuckin’ funny. This is EDSBS, for fuck’s sake, not the Harvard Law Review.

The “Kiffin Cup” should be a new competition for coaching bone-headed things that happen year-round. Then again, there may not much competition as Kiffin seems to have a lock on this category. It’d be kind of like watching Bama play N. Texas or UT Chattanooga.

I would like to thank Lane Kiffin for taking some of the whore-related heat off of me……

Nothing like getting some whore related heat though.

Tell me again why Mike Price did NOT belong in the SEC?

@69

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Everyday!

Especially on Friday’s though because the last thing a college junior needs is to be impregnated by a high school senior who MIGHT decide to commit to Tennessee.

Hmmm…Unless that’s Kiffin’s plan. Get girls pregnant, the players feel a sense of responsibility and commit to UT and their newest child.

Oh who am I kidding, this school spawned Travis Henry these kids would just move on to another state and continue the procreation.

LMAO @ 74

LMAO @ 75

@76

Because he hadn’t won a game yet. At least Kiffykins went 7-5. Hell, Price hadn’t even coached a game yet. At least win your division before putting strippers on the UAT credit card.

PT

@75,

I had whore related heat once. Thank God for penicillin.

All I can think is that there must be no better thing in the world to be than an SEC football player.

Holy Christ this made my fucking day.

Hey Lane! Got any bright predictions for this one?!

Good lord. Lane’s gotta learn how to hide his tracks better than this. Clearly he’s too young to be a coach, since he’s dumb enough to get caught. Again.

On the plus side, it’s a whole new take on “I will give my all for Tennessee today”.

85 comments, and no love or recognition for 2 Live Crew?!?
lily white-ass cracker McCrackersons, indeed.

@85:

Fuck! Martinez! Fuck fuck, Martinez!

A day after this top Freek work was posted, I had to look at it again and laugh.

I wonder if the people of Knox Vegas heard his B-52 before it unloaded this on their helpless village.

It’s worth noting that Kiffykins has exactly as many wins as he has NCAA violations. Which will tally higher by the end of the year?