T. Kyle over at Dawgsports has been calling him Brodie Parker McElroy all season. So true.

Orson,

The statistics would suggest otherwise…

G-Mac’s Line this season

YEAR CMP ATT YDS CMP% YPA LNG TD INT SACK RAT
2009 180 296 2211 60.8 7.47 80 16 4 12 138.69

JPW’s Line last season

YEAR CMP ATT YDS CMP% YPA LNG TD INT SACK RAT
2008 186 321 2243 57.9 6.99 64 9 7 25 121.53

Just for fun, TeBlow’s PASSING line this season

YEAR CMP ATT YDS CMP% YPA LNG TD INT SACK RAT
2009 145 223 1945 65.0 8.72 77 14 4 23 155.42

WE ARE PAST STATISTICS NOW WAR TIME IS HERE GET YOUR WAR ON AND TAKE YOUR NUMBERS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS WHERE YOU KEEP YOUR DADDY’S WATCH YOUR MOMMA’S CHASTITY AND YOUR BROTHER’S PENIS.

/little fired up

/TeBlow?

/rivals.com is over there

That felt good.

To add to the chaos of two undefeated SEC #1/#2 teams playing each other, Atlanta has a chance for some winter weather tonight and tomorrow! Woo!

Tebow will have his v-card taken, ripped up, and stomped on tomorrow afternoon

(and not in the good way)

My prediction? PAIN.

ESS EEE SEEE BITCHES!!!!!

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Makers Mark Beer Beer Beer Beer……….

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Makers Mark Beer Beer Beer Beer……….

I’ve never talked shit to you, O. But I will say it’s going to be painfully pleasant to hear you squeak through Rocky Top with mousy obsequiousness. Your SEC overlords wear crimson…

/or not…and I could just look like a huge ass by 7 pm God’s Time.

I don’t care who wins, I just want the score to be 63-7 so there’s no chance of a rematch in the BCSCG.

I don’t have a dog in the UF/Bama fight so I hope for a great game…..Can’t wait to watch.

But just to make sure I have this right….if Texas loses, the whole BCS implodes, correct? I’ll have that, with extra sauce please.

McClain thinks that Tebow sure has a purdy mouth…

You know what I love about this weekend? All the scared white people on MARTA.

"No son, congregate by the doors with the rest of the out-of-towners so we have a fighting chance to escape in case the rapers come. I don’t care if no one else can get on the train because we’re blocking the way. If we move to the middle of the car we’ll die. That’s how they trap you. Trust me, I saw it on an episode of Travel Secrets."

@12 it doesn’t implode, it just means you get TEEE SEEE YOUUU in the title game. Isn’t that what everyone wants????

Or…

He could be….

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Sorry, Orson, had to be said.

Oh, Fuck that…I’m not sorry a bit.

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TIDE

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

man, this is fun…

Rollllll Gators!!!!!!!

no, wait….

Gooooo Tiiiiiide!!!!!

aw fuck it… here’s hoping it’s a tie and Ari Fleischer’s head explodes

O,

Couldn’t the boys from the old Sporting Blog hook up a press pass for you? I always enjoyed the stories from the pressbox, like Barnhart bogarting the Chick-fil-A nuggets and Rick Reilly meatgazing at the urinal.

Courage Wolf has some words of encouragement for the Bummer nation:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a108/g8tor/Courage-Wolf.jpg

I went to confession tonight looking for some pre-emptive salvation.

Going to be violent tomorrow. USF-UConn, that is.

@14 – were you on BART when Tennessee came out to play Cal? I would swear I heard that exact conversation…

(one orange fan asked how to get to BART. I sent him to People’s Park.)

(At night.)

If Tebow were a real man, he would challenge Barker to a christ-off.
Loser goes to heaven, winner gets Islamic extremist 72 virgin heaven.

It would be epic.

(or quite boring)

Orson @ #3 -

That just became my Facebook status.

…is it true that MARTA stands for Moving Assholes Rapidly Thru Atlanta?

keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible keep telling yourself tebow is invincible

No, he’s not. As a fortyish lifelong Alabama fan, I can say with no hesitation: JPW was the worst AL quarterback I have ever seen. I said it last year. I’ll always say it. Statistics be damned. If you watch the two: GMc > JPW (by a huge margin) and is a first-year starter. Whistle through the graveyard, guys.

Spikes has had roughly 30-40 fewer tackles this season than last season. I’m just hoping that he’s being saving them all for this game.

Play nice Gators or I’ll pay ya’ll another visit. You remember what happened last time. I’ve still got a year of eligibility left.

Here’s a fun game:

• Drink every time Tebow’s called “a leader,” then salute.
• Drink every time Tebow’s called a “special athlete,” then yell “Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!”* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
• Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn’t fallen is the strength of his pointing.
• Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself.
• Drink every time Tebow’s on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
• Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
• Drink every time they show a “I Heart Tebow” or “Superman” sign in the stands.
• Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
• Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
• If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary – Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
• Drink every time Meyer touches Tebow. Finish the beer if he puts his arm around Tebow. If he nuzzles with Tebow’s facemask, perform the strikeout from Beerfest.
• Drink every time they show Tebow’s face black. If you can read the bible verse, take a double shot. Take a triple shot if Verne actually quotes the bible verse
• Drink if they reference “The Promise”. Take a double if they play the whole thing. Take a triple if they show the plaque.

I’m disappointed CyberTide didn’t make an appearance this year. Bama has been whistling past the graveyard for the entire goddamned season. I predict the Tide will look back on blocked field goals, questionably missed interceptions, and whatever you call Auburn’s meltdown as a veritable golden age.

Did the entire Gator nation successfully wipe out any collective memory of the Arkansas game? Close calls happened for both teams. And you are not the 2008 Worldbeaters Redux.

In terms of tailgate guests, Bourbon > Tide Ganesha > Tebow COTG.

Sorry Orson, after review of all the pertinent data my money’s on Bama. And my record (and winnings) this year are much, much better than Dollar Bill Doug’s.

I wouldn’t bet against Tim Tebow on his last SEC game…

and for the record, anit-global warming is really fucking up my drinking plans

1. & 29… and every other non-gator or bama fan…

Shhh… the big boys are playing now… go back to the kiddie table…

And gator fans… McElroy is not JPW…shhhhhhh

O, in case you need it….

http://www.mamarocks.com/rocky_top.htm

Big Jon, #18

That was a jolt. I haven’t heard the word meat-gazing since I was in junior high in 19-huminah-huminah.

Appropriate that you to whip it out for R.R., however.

It’s not so much me hating one team or the other, I hate them both with an unrivaled passion….however, I have witnessed that intangible Tebow factor and it won’t let him lose a big game like this. I mean, we do have the honor of playing the 2 schools every, fucking, year.

Parallels…

Last year, Florida has the Heisman leader who stumbles late to lose it to the Big 12 QB who they will later crush in the national championship game.

This year, Bama has the Heisman leader who stumbles late to lose it to a Big 12 QB (probably)

Last year, Bama is #1, Florida is #2.

This year, Florida is #1, Bama is #2 (yes, I realize I’m mixing polls here)

Last year Prattville beat Hoover in the Alabama class 6A football championship game.

Tonight, Hoover is beating Prattville 21-10, Prattville has turned it over three times already…

What does all this mean?

Absolutely nothing.

RMFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear Amos Moses is in town….

watch out gators!

Well, hell has already froze over for the week….seriously

#3

Seriously Orson. That is the essence of ‘Hate Week’. Right on. See y’all in Pasadena.

I wish I could vomit acid all over your face

Roll Tide

hey crimsonbarrister – I’ll save a spot for ya at tha table so we can watch the BCS game together

ALABAMA DELENDA EST

Here are some motivational quotes I have found:

  "My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believes in me more than he does Tim Tebow"
Greg McElroy
 
“If you don’t invest very much, then defeat doesn’t hurt very much and winning is not very exciting, but knocking the shit out of Tim Tebow sure is fun”
Rolando McClain

“Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve any goal that is worthwhile, except if you are on Tim Tebows team, then you can go out drankin’ all night cuz Timmay can do all the work…”
Carlos Dunlap

“It doesn’t matter if you try and try and try again, and fail. It does matter if you try and fail, and fail to try again, especially if you are trying to go mouthful for mouthful with the guy from “Man vs Food” and you really want to lose weight to stay on the field for third downs."
Mount Cody

“How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal, and you have to be willing to work for it, and periodically, methodically, track, hunt, and eliminate your competition, one by one…and make sure no one knows where the bodies are buried, and not let them know you are a Cybernetic Organism with no soul.”
Corch Urbain Meyers

“It is impossible to win the race unless you venture to run, impossible to win the victory unless you dare to battle, and impossible to beat Florida with Tim Tebow in the general vicininty.”
Steve Spurrier

"I found out that if you are going to win games, you had better be ready to adapt ……to getting hit ….alot….if you are gonna play Alabama."
Charles Scott and 4 other LSU players….

“Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy, especially if you complete a hail mary pass you didnt think you would complete and your FG unit isnt ready, so you tell your QB to spike the ball, then lose the game……and afterwards, say you didnt tell him to spike it…”
Les Miles

In life, you’ll have your back up against the wall many times. You might as well get used to it..just like Florida is used to having their face down and ass up when they play us….

Bear Bryant

The password in heaven, to walk the streets of gold….
put your hands in the air and scream “Roll Tide Roll!!!!!!”

One of the nice things about living in Texas is that when Longhorn games are on TV, I have the option of muting the sound on the telecast and listening to the Texas radio cast.

When it’s Musburger, this can be nice. When it’s Dave Lapham, it’s a life-saver, and I’m talking about the lives of those around me.

I don’t have that option with the SEC CG on Saturday, so I will combat that by putting a little Captain in me, if you know what I mean*. Sorry: I simply cannot take part in the ongoing and apparently endless/bottomless hagiography being delivered by Msgrs. Lundquist and Danielson, and Sister Wolfson.

Which sucks, because a) I want to see a tremendous game and b) I will do anything to distract me from the building nervousness over the night game and I can pretend that I am scouting, like, our future opponent and shit.

And also, plz make sure you beat the ever-living shit out of each other KTHXBAI.

(* I mean I will be drinking rum. Y’all knew that, right?

Right?

…)

Orson, it’s your board, man. You’re entitled to be a Gator tent-show barker, ridicule our earnest young QB and spew vitriol at good ol heybeav. I love your website, man, and Miss Holly A’s contributions in particular. It all brings light to an old geezer’s murky world.

All that being said . . .

On the hillside overlooking the column of retreating Turks, Lawrence sat his camel at the head of a huge force of mounted, vengeful Bedouin, tribal flags popping in the desert wind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi2styLloac

Saban and the Crimson Tide = Lawrence and the Bedouin

Your guys = Retreating Turks

NO. FUCKING.
PRISONERS.

Our time has come.

I love the Bama desperation, the evident fear in their faux 1970s bravado. YOUR TIME HAS PASSED!

Orson, your blast at #3 is an all-time winner!

I’ll tell you Tide bitches one thing; you damn well better win this game because we are bringin’ no grease today, baby! No grease today!

Damn, I come to this site and makes the muthafucka in me come out

Freddie MIlons @28:

• Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn’t fallen is the strength of his pointing.

I will drink every time he points upward – that means he just scored another … TOUCCHDOWN, TOUCHDOWN… OH MHAYYY!!!!

Watching Sportscenter I just realized how this all ends. Florida and Cincinnati lose.

Tebow ends his career in the most disconsolate way imaginable. Against the Wannstash.

The only question is, does Orson spontaneously combust?

SteveInHouston@44, you can do the same thing with this game, if you’ve got a computer anywhere near the TV.

WZRR out of BHM will have the CTSN Eli Gold broadcast on, and they stream over the web. site is rock995.com, and hit the listen live link. there’s going to be some delay, obviously, but it hasn’t been much worse here in tuscaloosathan terrestrial radio.

and RMFT, BTW.

Who do I see for redress for all the Tim Tebow stories I’m having to watch on ESPN right now?

Fuck.

I just can’t figure how folks are getting so worked up about the warmup act for the Granddaddy of Them All, The ACCCG. I suppose people need something to do to keep them occupied while waiting to see Clemson and Spiller doing an Orkin Man on the Bees.

Ah, well. Have fun with that cute little early game.

Tim Tebow is Chris Leak but black….

Cincinatti gettin Wannstache’d

Pitt beginning to be Wannstache’d.

For awhile there, I thought UF’s next opponent might be Pitt but it looks like it may end up being Cinci for UF, heh

The Wannstache does not respect your national championship aspirations.

There should be a minimum level of game-changing importance required to trigger instant-replay review.

Touchdown versus first-and-goal from the 1? Unless we’re in the last minute of the game, let the ruling on the field alone. No need to hold up proceedings to second-guess the official who was right there looking directly at it.

What a game in Pittsburgh! Boy, the Big East sure does suck!

55 – Cincy almost lost to Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh lost to Cincy. Of course the Big East sucks!

Beats the shit out of 9-6.

The conference ought to be pretty glad that Cincy won. If mid-level SEC teams stole the ACC’s championship, then I suppose that 5-7 NC State would’ve taken the Big East’s title.

Here’s your stat of the day from Missoula, where the game has just gone to halftime:

Montana—after having gotten into trouble early in their first playoff game last Saturday—have now scored 78 points unanswered since the 5:40 mark of the third quarter last week.

78 points in under 51 minutes of playoff football. I think that qualifies as being on a roll. Go Griz!

I actually got all choked up after the CBS football montage and then national anthem.

The ACC snub in the montage will not go unnoticed, however.

where’s the liveblog at?

Holy shit, Gene Stallings has a voice made of fine velvets and silks. Purr baby purr.

opps duh,http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday

WHY CAN THE GATORS NO LONGER TACKLE.

wait, defensive holding? DEFENSIVE HOLDING AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

…excellent 1st qtr Bama, but am I the only one who thinks that missed extra point might just come back to haunt?

Uncle Merton Laverne Lundquist Jr. just called florida’s field goal a moral victory…

Fuck your punter, Bama. Fuckity fuck.

That don’t look like no JPW!

Roll tide!

Uh oh… The mighty circumcisionist has awoken…

So is this CCG proof that SEC offenses are great, or that SEC defenses are horrible?

/Big Twelved

If UF could hold onto passes like Bama holds onto defensive players, they’d be up by 14 at the half.

McElroy’s dance down the sideline – nice block in the back by Mark “39 yards and a hip-pointer excuse” Ingram.

The pass play – 73 had a nice bit of Spikes’ jersey.

Goddammit we’re playing like a bunch of pussies! I hate it when we play like Tennessee!

Urban needs to break out the blowtorch and pliers in the locker room. I’m sick of this bullshit.

And our douchebag representative just got housed by a girl in a football throwing contest. AWESOME.

The best part of Floridadouche is that he is what I think of when I envision a Florida fan.

@CenTex Coug: As soon as I saw him, I knew he was a textbook example.

A blocked missed extra point will kick these into overdrive, because blocked missed extra points are the warning farts announcing the approach of the unstoppable dysentery of defeat.

These are the words of Leader Swindle yesterday. Is he a prophet?

NewAZTiger, you saw all that too, huh? I thought it was just me, the Cap’n and my orange and blue colored glasses.

Go Gators!

Buck – No, no, he probably just jinxed us.

The defense isn’t even trying to win anymore.

Man. I don’t know about that roughing penalty. I suppose you have to call it but, geez.

Followed by a great catch by Peek. Did Danielson just call that an “Oh, shit” screen?

Wait a minute, I thought JPW = McElroy???

Doesn’t look good, and these calls at ‘just’ the right time aren’t making it any easier to watch. Conspiricah!

Uncle Vern is losing it, I’m afraid. Blanchard and Davis at Notre Dame? I think people at Army and Notre Dame would argue about that.

Dude, Florida. What happened? I thought you were cool.

Serious question: Has Charlie Strong already checked out?

Game over.

Congrats to Bama.

@ Russ: Is that what he said? I knew about ND’s titles, but I didn’t hear the other team so I just assumed it was Army. He needs to stop pulling of that glass of Tebow Juice (made from real Tebow) during games.

Congrats to Arizona for beating USC.

Fearless Leader better start loosening up his pipes. Remember, Orson. Breathe from your diaphragm and project to the back of the room.

ND doesn’t make a bowl. USC finishes with 4 losses in TRS, Oklahoma finishes with 5, Florida getting utterly mauled by Alabama, Cincy undefeated, TCU undefeated, Boise undefeated…

What in the wide world of sports is going on here?

the only thing that has made this game palatable is that i’m waaaasted.

Where’s your messiah now, Tebow?

To not just lose, but to be completely embarrassed?

Very well, Bama. May you make the SEC proud.

Waka waka waka.

HAHAHAAHAHA FUCK YOU TEBOW FUCK YOU FLORIDA FUCK YOU HATERS FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!

Wait Thom Brennaman thinks they should review the interception cuz c’mon it’s Tebow.

Ingram for Heisman?

If being a Georgia fan and living vicariously through Alabama is wrong, I don’t wanna be right….

Sorry about that….That was building inside me all this week.

holy shit, with that int by arenas, the bama nation is in full on rabid jihad mode…this is reason number 34238 You should go pro as a junior…rtr!!!

Can we all agree now that Tebow has no business being in the same conversation as Tommie Frazier? Tommie was a better thrower AND runner- if he had had quarkbacks like Timmy, well, I don’t know what would’ve happened. But it would have been ridiculous.

it is very enjoyable watching gator fans not doing the synchronized stadium swimming aka the chomp

Well at least we don’t have to see Tebow possibly win a Heisman he has zero claim to.

And we also got this gem from Brando. “I know some NFL folks that don’t wanna hear this, but this is the best environment in college football history!”

Yeah, you NFL folks that have strong opinions on college football environments! Tim Brando has news for ya.

Tebow staring his open WR down in the endzone for an INT was Crompton-esque.

“Darkness has descended on atlanta and gainesville” – I think uncle verne’s heart just melted with that statement. He has lost all hope.

@98
Amen, brother, amen. Tommie wasn’t a better thrower, but he was a better player. Period. Exclamation point.

“you’ll always be… home, sweet hommme, to meeeee….”

Looks like the Gator are taking some jive after all.

Well since that game sucks, you all can watch the Washington-Cal game instead…if you can find it.

If Tebow can find a way to get around his 10-second delivery, propensity to stare down receivers and show little distinction in the way of being able to lead his team from behind, I think he’ll make a great pro.

(Florida, I’m sorry for this, I really am. I like your team, your coach and even Tebow. But due to the ongoing tongue-bath from two major sports entities – which wasn’t asked for, but sure wasn’t turned down, either – this has been a long time coming.)

Now, if the Horns can get by Nebraska, all we have to do is beat a Bama team with devastating line play, outstanding running backs, and an emerging QB who now has someone other than Julio Jones to throw to. Yay us!

Congrats Bama. great game plan and execution. I hated going into the season when the only thing acceptable was an undefeated season and another National Championship. I knew damn well it was nearly impossible.

Great run Gators. Thanks for all the joy. Now regroup for the Sugar Bowl, send the guys leaving out on a win.

…and those bashing Tim because of his religious beliefs. really?

Simpsons reference #107, wasn’t trying to offend. (Except in a “comparing Tim Tebow to Ned Flanders” kind of way.)

@ 105

If you jave Direct, it’s on 687

Finally, Gary declares no rematch. No shit, motherfucker!

Where is your god now, Tebow?!

Oh let me taste your tears, Timmy!!! MMM, they’re so yummy and sweet!!!

the LSU-Bama game in tiger stadium just got a hell of a lot bigger

@106

Can I steal your opening lines for use in discussion with delusional Gator/Tebow fans?

Tim Tebow’s teary eyes will forever be enshrined on my DVR, Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in HD be damned.

is tebow done after the sugar bowl? straight missions, no football?

John 11:35

Look it up.

You know, Virginia Tech scored more points on Alabama than anyone else did all season. I expect this will get sent to the memory hole, because “grrr ACC they never have good teams.”

Well, dang, ol’ J.P. almost looked like a completely different quarterback tonight.

Roll Tide Roll!

john 11:35….creepy

Grease.

Can a brother get some damn grease!

Where are all the people dogging Greg McElroy now?? Where are you????

This is exactly how I feel right now:
http://i.imgur.com/6taCc.gif

I will never stop hating Carlos Dunlap. I blame him and him specifically for our abysmal, high school defense. I have no evidence for this but rationality has no place here.

And I love Tebow as much as the next psychotic UF homer, but for the love of god can you try JUST ONE TIME to not cry on national television. kthxbye, see you in the Kill Yourself Bowl. At least every Texas fan will feel my pain soon.

I’m neutral on ‘Bama, but here’s a ROLL MOTHERFUCKIN’ TIDE for my late grandfather.

@116

Win.

maybe spikes should have gone after saban’s eyes, no wait, kirby smart shut florida down.

Brophy@111 – comment uncalled for, dude… Kinda fucked up, not even funny… And he was calling your team classy and giving props to your players and coach… You’re just a dick, yeah Tebow is praised for his beliefs a bit much, but your comment was not cool…

tough loss for my Gators.

good job, ’Bama. Definitely the better team out there.

Gators are born, but gators die. The Tide rolls on forever. Moreover, Greg McElroy is the Player of the Game, Smart Ass!

@107

Wasn’t impossible for ALA…

@124

He has a point, though. This was a great day for atheism. No on-air bible recitations from Verne this time. Sure there was that nonsense Ingram was spouting post-game, but no one takes blacks seriously about that stuff.

[crosses fingers for most offensive post of the day]

Comments 111 and 90 are referencing me (or Chief Wiggum, the cartoon me). Don’t feel bad, I’ve never sat all the way through “The 10 Commandments” either.

1. Saban kicked Urban’s ASS today.

2. Bama’s players kicked our ASS today.

3. It’s not often that you see a team play an entire game with no discernible OFFENSIVE or DEFENSIVE game plan. Nevertheless, Urban gave it a shot today.

4. Get rid of the stupid fucking white helmets with that shitty sideways F.

5. I hope Charlie takes Adazzio with him.

6. Yes, we miss Harvin and Murphy, but Tebow has been coached so poorly this year that he actually looks worse as a QB than ever before and we totally fucked any chance he had of being an NFL QB.

7. I hope that we actually show up for the Sugar Bowl and play. Unlike a team that shall remain nameless.

8. Our players look like they were at the titty bar till 6am this morning.

9. If we play like this in New Orleans, then I expect Cincy to beat us 100-0.

10. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

FIRE SCOT LOEFLER!!!

john parker wilson just kicked florida’s ass

To the fans and everybody in Gator Nation, I’m sorry. I’m extremely sorry. We were hoping for an undefeated season. That was my goal, something Florida has never done here.

I promise you one thing, Cincinnati will suffer for this. You will never see any player in the entire country cry as hard as I will cry for the rest of the evening. You will never see someone get their head rubbed by the rest of the team as hard as I have had my head rubbed this evening.

You will never see more disappointed network executives than you will on this evening.

God Bless.

Dunlap was just a symptom of the real problem. We clearly spent more time drankin, chasin white girls, and patting ourselves on the back for beating an utterly inferior FSU than we did preparing for Alabama.

If Florida plays Cincy or TCU in the Sugar Bowl, they’re fucked. As West Virginia, Boise State and Utah have proved, the chippy underdog has an edge over the power-conference team left out of the title game.

snicker

@125

“3. It’s not often that you see a team play an entire game with no discernible OFFENSIVE or DEFENSIVE game plan. Nevertheless, Urban gave it a shot today.”

Please see exhibit 9D – UCLA football 2009 season.

If you think this beating was bad wait till Urban comes to Tuscaloosa next Fall sans Tebow…

[Cue Rock And Roll Pt. 2] Duh Duuuuuuh Duh-Duh – HEY GATORS - you know the rest

Tebow’s eyeblack:

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”

CAN’T OVERCOME THE ’BAMA DEFENSE!

Haha, that retarded eyeblack was way more offensive than Terrelle Pryor’s message of support for Vick.

Word of advice, Tim: Try getting laid for the first time tonight – you’ll be amazed at how it improves things. Just tell him to be gentle.

Matt @ 131,
I’ll take that bet right now. Nothing too crazy, cuz I haven’t won the lottery yet, but a case of your favorite booze, or something similar. $300 max.

Hopefully Scot Loefler won’t fuck up Brantley by that point.

Hat’s off to Alabama. They played literally a perfect game when it mattered. As a Florida then Texas grad, at least I won’t have a conflict of interest in the national title game

One two, three, fo, five…Tim Tebow bedda dry dem eyes…

Gator assimilation complete

@ 125 Mr.Reddevil – 7. “I hope that we actually show up for the Sugar Bowl and play. Unlike a team that shall remain nameless.”

Way to work in a year old dig on the team that just dominated yours for 60 minutes and made your qb cry. Hope you enjoy the oh so bitter Sugar Bowl.

McElroy is my favorite Bama QB ever !

@ 155

Where was the dig?

@150: Agreed. Nothing eases the hurt like raw dogging some slamholes.

I can only hope this is the start of a downward slide for Tebow. This is how it goes down in my ideal world: throwing his morals aside, 4 months from now he’s caught with 2 kilos of pure Columbian blow and a transvestite Asian hooker in his hotel room after ripping off a disappointing 4.9 40 yard dash time. He goes on to be the greatest UFL fullback of all time, while spouting off diatribes that exactly no one will listen to about working harder than any other UFL fullback in its short, storied history.

@AWWWW #155:

Yes, Alabama beat our ass today. But Alabama also didn’t show up for last year’s Sugar Bowl. If you can handle the truth of kicking our ass today, then you should be able to handle the truth of quitting last year.

Common’, Huskers. Give the Tide the glory of beating TCU for the MNC.

TheGreatShocker – holy shit, I like your predictions

as it is, Tebow is more likely to be Kyle Brady in the NFL than Tom Brady

Last week the state of Texas executed a man with an IQ of 68, which is below the generally accepted definition of mental impairment.

Right now, I envy the man.

@150 Anyone want to lay odds that Diggety actually graduated from Alabama? 30:1 against? 50:1?

I love it. We just curb stomped you fucking pussies. Somebody get Timmy a Kleenex.

You Gaytors run your fucking mouths all the fucking time. You are devoid of sportsmanship, class, or anything
to do with being a normal college football fan. I hope all you Yankee transplants with your
Backstreet Boy spiked hair think long and hard before you talk shit anymore. You just got your
ass kicked by The University of Alabama football team. We just finshed what we started
last year. You’re new money. You have no idea how to act. And I just
loved watching your still beating hearts yanked from your chests in section 235 tonight.

I was up there amongst you assholes. I loved watching you slowly file out. I loved
watching your dynasty die. I hate you. The rest of the SEC hates you. All the UGA fans love us tonight in
Buckhead. We are the champions. You lost. Get used to it. We’re
coming back for more. This is our town. And it’s our world.

The King is dead. Long live the King!!!!!!!!!!

@Alex Hamilton

You know what we used to do to people with your name in my day?

Texas-bred QBs in the BCS or thereabouts:

Alabama (McElroy)
Texas (McCoy)
TCU (Dalton)
Boise (Moore)

Regional jingoism FTW!

1. i couldn’t agree more- 2/3 of the UF fans I saw could have passed for tOSU or even Rutger fans for that matter. fucking disgusting…UF should go to the ACC – you have more in common with the U than with us…ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKER S>>> ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKERS- cry some more Timmy- oh, and Gred Mcelroy is JPW…suck it you metrosexual

Question: What do the Florida Gator and a sand castle have in common???
Answer: They’re both real pretty until the Tide rolls in. Thanks Nick.

Ah, the sweet irony of calling someone else gay and classless in a single breath.

Which took the biggest pounding last night?

1. Florida’s defense.

2. Cooper’s butthole.