I'LL SEE YOU AT SBARRO...

An empty office in Lawrence, KS.

empty-office

Worker 1: Is there anything else we need to clean up in here?

Worker 2: I'm not touching that pile of towels.

AD Lew Perkins: I suggest you flip a coin gentleman. This office has to be clean for our new coach Ron Prince tomorrow, and I want it spotless. He's a bit of a germaphobe, which explains why he shaves his head and avoids all contact with dirt.

Worker 1: No way. I'll quit first. Hey, what the hell happened to that wall over there?

AD Lew Perkins: Oh, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Listen, just make sure you do something about the towels, mop the floor in the bathroom, and--

Worker 2: Are you sure he's gone? I mean, he was so...mean sometimes. I don't think someone like that ever really goes away, right?

Worker 1: Yeah? Where does someone like that go when they get fired? This was his life, man.

AD Lew Perkins: Guys, I know this is difficult, but if you could--

A MASSIVE RUMBLING AND SHAKING OF BASS...

Worker 1: Whaa---

AD Lew Perkins: Shit.

marky_1

Marky M: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lew: Dammit, we just had that fixed, Mark.

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Singers, from nowhere in particular:

cinna-BON-BON-BON-BON-bon-BON-bon-BON-bon-BON

Tell me what you gonna do

When they're ain't no cinnabon

Cause t's gonna come to you

When hunger it comes to youuu

Cinna-BON-bon-BON-bon-BON

Let's all bring it in for Marky...
Mangino, the pink slip's got him, and he's gonna miss everybody
I only roll with T-Rees, he say "You got to practice every da-he-aaayyy"
Feelin' sadness like your momma
When she all up in that drama
Bout you baby brother gettin run ovah in the Rover
Now don't get flattened like him when we play the 4-3 Over

What's a pimp like M to do
Just wander 'round the mall
My track suit, my flak suit
On this battlefield we ball

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My words you say they too rough
Get you hurt like rusty handcuffs
How you gonna get better, get the hoes and the cheddar
If the M leave you soft as marshmallow fluff

See he workin' on a plan to heaven
Got it goin' like 24/7
Put you ass int he right place
By taunting you about your dead mom to your fa-hee-aaaaace

HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CHICK FIL A, CHICK FIL A, CHICK FIL A
EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY
CHICK FIL A, CHICK FIL A, CHICK FIL A
EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY

Just follow me COLD STOOOOOOONE...
They beat it with metal paddles
Like that ass when Marky's in the cut
Got your girlfriend screaming what
The M lead you into battle
Make opponents ride side saddle

crossroads_3

He cut and and beat it and easily defeat it
Your bio, he reads it, switch it up and repeat it
Back to your face for motivation
Slappin' up a coach humiliation
is the starter
for bein' harder
Marky M too real for your shit
Like beats done by Bambataa
Like them thangs on Ali Larter
Like a night trip to Guadalajara

This verse in Spanish, you no comprendo
Marky M take the buyout like a sack a seedy endo
This bitch shit, you take it
The M, he cannot fake it

I poke the chests and take the test
Got eight million bitches show me they breasts
Like a sky full of titties lightin' the night
They orbit this sun cause they respect the light

They respect the gravity, the mass is undoubted
Respect the shine, cause the jewelry is flouted
Big boy stunnin, this cost me some scratch
Cause disco balls this big need the diamonds to match

Fuck the KU rapping, this Mangino street-hoppin
So get up out your seat hit the mall we tag poppin'
Lookin' so fresh posted at the Baby Gap
Cause my seeds need fly like their daddy needs to tap

That ass, girl, don't need to be shy
When you see me leavin' Lawrence ain't no need to cry
Ain't no need for fightin' fussin and trippn'
Tracksuit and slippers, but never see me slippin'

Ain't seen them in years, but lawya I got knees.
Not gonna die on 'em, bitch, now let's light them trees
See these feets, can't see 'em either but they know what's free
That's me motherfucker, hit the chorus and see--

HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CHICK FIL A, CHICK FIL A, CHICK FIL A
EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY
CHICK FIL A, CHICK FIL A, CHICK FIL A
EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY

Haters, where can you find me?

crossroads_4

YOU'LL SEE HIM AT SBARRO
CAUSE HE GONE GET HUNGRAAAAAAAYY...
YOU'LL SEE HIM AT SBARRO
CAUSE HE-GONE-GET HUN-GRAAAAAAAYYYY...

YOU'LL SEE HIM AT SBARRO
CAUSE HE GONE GET HUNGRAAAAAAAYY...
YOU'LL SEE HIM AT SBARRO
CAUSE HE-GONE-GET HUN-GRAAAAAAAYYYY...

Better bring him a nutty buddy...
Better bring him a nutty buddy...

[REPEAT REFRAIN AND FADE]

Mourn ya till we join ya, Marky M.

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