“we haven’t figured out a cleaver way to work that in yet without being crude to the point of uncleverness.”

Ha., ha….very clever!

I believe the charges should stick. The charges being dropped for “justified use of force” doesn’t mean he didn’t commit a crime, it just means he’s been able to convince the state attorney that his crimes were committed in one of the few situations where it may have been okay. But he still did them. I believe that’s the important part here. They weren’t dropped on account of him not pistol-whipping numerous people…

“PLZ ADVISE!”

That caused an involuntary aneurysm, what with the abbreviation of a six-letter word, all-capitals, and FOX NEWS URGENT URGENT URGENT tone. I think I spend too much time on work email. Well done, Swindle.

If my childhood days of cruising around in a motorhome serve me correctly, the music is Tiajuana Taxi by Herb Albert and the Tiajuana Brass.

If the NCAA can vacate wins, the Fulmer Cup can vacate points, and titles. Title, redacted.

There is only one pistol whipping spree on the Fulmer Cup record thus far. If you remove it you will regret it forever and ever.

But you already know that.

The dropping of charges should be like a bad call. If it’s caught in the conference the refs do before they announce the penalty (Pretty much any time until the Fulmer cup is awarded), drop the points. Otherwise… tough luck, guys, we promise to unnecessarily penalize the other team to make it up to you! Or, just do it to you repeatedly, if you’re 2003 Florida against FSU…

is it just me, or is the “hot” coed not hot enough?

darn you, internet, for creating unrealistic expectations!

Lev 18:7 "You shall not uncover the nakedness of your father, which is the nakedness of your mother; she is your mother, you shall not uncover her nakedness. "

I bet it will be so gratifying that that is in the top 100,000,000 on google searches today.

Deuteronomy 25:11 – Can’t remember it excactly, but it essentially gives a thumbs up to the ladies for pulling their men out of a fight by the johnson. So maybe all those old laws weren’t a function of the harsh environment; maybe some of them were just crazy.

Freshness test.
Ooops, the Fulmer Cup’s been awarded for at least a week.
Move on.

Thank you Ohiodawg, for the theology lesson….that verse is as funny as anything I have seen today……Love the King James version:

“to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets”

Secrets……. I’m gonna start calling them my “secrets”……..

Swindle —

This is why I have always advocated awarding Fulmer Cup points based on the initial arrest report and charges without further adjustment. We’re running a fucking kangaroo court here, and it need not concern itself with niceties like procedure and constitutionality. Besides, in the long run, revising points downward takes them away from programs that have the coziest relationships with their local constabulary and judiciary — and those are just the sorts of programs the Fulmer Cup was designed to recognize.

Best, etc.
DG

my personal fav is Ezekiel 23:20
(I’m still a 6th grader at heart.)

Have Mike Slive send a letter of apology on behalf of the Fulmer Cup committee for the error. Holly is good at writing the regretting error pieces. She can dictate the text.

It sounds like he did it, the prosecution just couldn’t get a conviction. The incompetence of the police is not the fault of the Fulmer Cup.

(In a thick Italian accent) The points, they remain-a the same!

I want that Fulmer cup right in between my 2008 St. Pete Bowl Championship trophy and the 2009 one. ITS A MATTER OF PRINCIPAL GOD DAMN IT!

@8
that’s the hottest girl in alabama

Testudo Times says the problem with Friedgen coming back isn’t even performance, but rather the lack of caring among the fanbase."

Dirk Koetter got fired from ASU for the same thing, plus consistently going 7-5. Three years later the Poinsettia Bowl doesn’t sound so bad.

Actually, it’s Spanish Flea. Shame on me for having to look that up. Apologies to Officers Clark and Bimbeau.

@17 – starkvegas

Wrong! That’s the hottest girl in Starkville.

Re: Fulmer Cup

As a degenerate gambler, I advocate the Vegas and horsetrack rule, that the payouts (and Fulmer cup winner) becomes final when the contest is declared official.

Good luck getting a refund if the game is subsequently declared a forfeit due to use of ineligible players.

@20 Wrong again, sir. She’s not the hottest in starkville… Purtiest l’il thang out the ville, got’s to have ’em utters or squeal like a piggy.

How in the hell can anyone, let alone a state’s attorney, come up with a case in which it is acceptable to pistol-whip someone? It’s so preposterous that you would think it’s 100% illegal, no questions asked.

Besides, we’ve lost so much already this month, between the Rutgers shutout and Craig James laughing at us on live television and whatever the hell that 12-year-old kid was doing, and then Miami teabagging us for three and a half hours.

As a Bama fan, I’m obsessed with other teams’ NCAA issues. What’s the rumor mill saying about LSU?

I know nothing will happen to them, but I’m curious anyway.

@7 Not You has it just right. Too late for a reversal.

This latest turn of events is to USF’s Fulmer Cup as the pass interference call was to OSU’s 2002-2003 National Championship.

homer simpson sings the spanish flea song
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6rh3w_homer-simpson-sings-spanish-flea-wi_music

The Jesus/dinosaurs thang is really one of the best Bill Hicks routines ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IHqkOXtKik

I originally wanted the Fulmer Cup Title retracted, but now I’m not sure.