DON'T STOP HIM DON'T STOP HIM DON'T STOP HIM

by Orson on Dec 1, 2009 10:35 AM EST

It's really much funnier if you put this on in the background while it's playing.

Freek is a genius, Carlos Dunlap is a dumbass of epic proportions, and we can't remember if this is the same shirt we wore yesterday, and are strangely untroubled by this. So, no: nothing in the universe has changed.

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That’s some good product placement for the King of Beers

by haybeav on Dec 1, 2009 10:40 AM EST reply actions

The undefeated season curse must go on. Carlos Dunlop is merely the vehicle through which Crazy Old Testament God works, as punishment for inflicting Gatorade commercials upon his people.

by Tim James on Dec 1, 2009 10:48 AM EST reply actions

Hrm… this will certainly affect the outcome of the game…. If Alabama wins I just hope they clobber who ever they face in the championship game.

by ALGator on Dec 1, 2009 10:59 AM EST reply actions

I say play him.

by ESMjr. on Dec 1, 2009 11:04 AM EST reply actions

Dude, his eyes are totally misaligned in the mug shot. Isn’t that an indicator of episodic psychotic violence?

by spartymike on Dec 1, 2009 11:38 AM EST reply actions

O -

I assume the link in the first sentence is supposed to be to a youtube or other audio-enabled site, unlike what it’s actually linked to.

by Mr Dizzle on Dec 1, 2009 11:47 AM EST reply actions

Dizzle-

I’m betting on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CJih1iYC0

by gosouthgohard on Dec 1, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions

LSUFrizzle, you are the snizzle. Good work… as always.

by Twizlah on Dec 1, 2009 12:08 PM EST reply actions

I never tire of the Freek. Man Dunlap really blew that one. Hopefully the Gators have somebody to spare. Hate to see their wheels fall off this close to the end of the season.

by BK on Dec 1, 2009 12:19 PM EST reply actions

I heard Nick Satan was in town buying drinks for the house. Hard to turn down Satan.

by Sundawg on Dec 1, 2009 12:22 PM EST reply actions

…poor Florida D… how in the world are they even going to compete without Carlos “Baby Face Slacker” Dunce-lap showing up and bringin’ it his normal 30% of the time.

…it’s not like he’s Marcus Thomas, for Tebow’s sake.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Dec 1, 2009 12:36 PM EST reply actions

Now see, if Florida had let Brandon Spikes come up for the Georgia-Georgia Tech game to retaliate against Nesbitt’s knee getting twisted under the pile, the Yellow Jackets could have given them Derrick Morgan for the afternoon.

I say put Chris Rainey in there.

by Tim James on Dec 1, 2009 12:43 PM EST reply actions

We all appreciate the attempts by Florida fans responding to the last couple of posts to panic due to this, but we also all realize this isn’t Tebow or Spikes. Even IF he’s suspended for the first quarter (Urban thinks that’s harsh, but he may have no choice), there are plenty of talented players waiting on the bench for their chance to prove they should have been playing in Dunlap’s place the whole time.

However… you rarely see football players out partying without their teammates. I wonder just how many Gator players were at this gathering… at 3am… the Tuesday morning of the SECCG

by PeterPumpkinhead on Dec 1, 2009 12:55 PM EST reply actions

You said it Swindle…he’s a dumbass of epic proportions.

by Stockman on Dec 1, 2009 1:28 PM EST reply actions

12345 then them gata gone drink and drive

by Booze Besotten Breaf on Dec 1, 2009 1:29 PM EST reply actions

play him…..victimless crime…..

by Stan Gable on Dec 1, 2009 1:30 PM EST reply actions

Shirts have a way of letting you know when you’ve worn them too many days in a row. That’s my experience, sitting here in my basement.

by Eric on Dec 1, 2009 1:37 PM EST reply actions

The only way this story could be better is if DMX was riding shotgun.

“My partners looking at me to see if my eyes open cause I’ve been drankin, and I’ve been smokin and flying down 285 but I’m focused.” <—-and thats why you have a sidekick, to get you out of jams

by Red Bullrush and Vodka on Dec 1, 2009 1:42 PM EST reply actions