ROLL ON YOU CRAZY DRUNK GHOSTDOG

It’s true. Uga’s ghost drives about as well as Tiger Woods in a fit of marital bliss.

Perhaps Wommack was simply doing Willie Martinez a favor?

I’d like to see them both stay and then every year they can have a ticklefight for pregame instead of a coin toss.

It was nice to see my screen name inspire an entire UGA offensive game plan. Who knew Richt could channel the 1982 Washington Redskins?

heeeeeeeeeeeewhack!

Awesome. Someone should send this to the Seilers as a Christmas card. I can’t think of a more fitting tribute for Uga.

So can we confirm that Johnson was coaching both offense and defense in the 2nd half for Georgia Tech?

Or was the stripping of rank following the game?

There’s a Tiger Woods joke in there somewhere. Damn you, lack of wit.

“Hold on Tiger, I’m on my way!”

I’m weepy eyed. ’tis a beautiful thing.

Enjoy your nuclear winter, Tech.

I’ll be enjoying our nuclear winter in either the Orange Bowl or Gator Bowl, MorningBeer. Be sure to send me a letter from the Music City Bowl.

what’s on the front tag? UGA’s bitch? Lassie? Toto?

I wish I could hate Georgia to death.

As for winter, I intend to enjoy the beaches of Miami come early January.

And getting a functional DC.

Do you think Tiger wrecked because his wife hit him with a club before hand, or is it because his mom is Asian?

/no racist

@10
From the looks of it, we’d be in the fucking National Championship game if we were in the ACC. Nice job going 10 years without beating us at Bobby Dodd Stadium @ Historic Mark Richt Field.

Due to work resctrictions, I can’t see the picture nor the video. Would someone be so kind as to fill me in?

Did the leg-humpers celebrate with their customary urination in their library stacks?

Good luck against the second place team from South Carolina next week nerds.

Winning the ACC= being the smartest retarded kid

O. Hale Almand Jr., a lawyer for the defense, offered a justification for the favorable treatment accorded the athletes, citing a hypothetical player. "We may not make a university student out of him," he told the jury, "but if we can teach him to read and write, maybe he can work at the post office rather than as a garbageman when he gets through with his athletic career."

ACTUAL Court testimony from the Jan Kemp lawsuit.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/12/education/12kemp.html.

I’d rather lose 50 in a row than be a dawg.

I agree with whoever said that you Georgia Tech people gave that new money smell. Bragging about potentially winning the ACC and a trip to the Orange Bowl is like finally buying an H2 and thinking you’ve made it in life. No offense to H2 owners (offense intended).

@18

You might feel that way, but evidently other people at Tech don’t. See 1998-2000 (using several key, ineligible players to beat Georgia).

I believe that’s happened since the 25 years or so since Jan Kemp.

Glad to see that in defeat the Techies retreat to their false moral high ground.

@18: Just fill in the obligatory Joey Hamilton or Reggie Ball joke yourself. I’m sure you’ve heard them all.

For fun, you can also throw in Stephon Marbury’s “day in the life of me” video. He’s a total person!

It’s a funny image, but I’m disappointed this exists, yet nothing was made for last year’s epic comeback GT win.

Techie,

Are you saying you would not want to be associated with a school that played academically ineligible players?

Hopes Techie says “Yes” so the beatdown with facts can begin

Kevin@LSU
The picture is the GT Rambling Wreck being driven by Uga VII, complete with UGA pennants on the front aerials. The video is the opening sequence from the old, old old, Chuck Connors’ show “Branded”.

When is Bama hate week coming you unemployed piece of shit…

Disappointing season and all, I must say . . . the tears of Tech fans taste glorious.

Good luck in the ACC championship game (a.k.a. the Battle for 5th in the SEC East).

@ 25

He must alphabetize first.

That image will haunt me until we win the ACC (next week) or we beat UGAg again (next year).

I didn’t get as mad as other people did about the behavior of the Georgia players after the game. We kind of deserved that after the way our players acted last year. We’ll just have to have more class than that next year when we win.

@25

That’s all year long.

Also, we’re still in the top ten, fuckers.

Writers Block Head Dept:

Coming up with 26 creative footbaw tidbits must be super hard. I am surprised at how good a job he does week in and week out with this column, noting that he has to edit himself for the masses.

Oh, yes “the facts”. We had a compliance employee who messed up, got us on probation and the situation was remedied.

You fired people and then got your asses handed to y’all in court for your academic misconduct cases. Your basketball coach tried to pass off “How many points is a three-point shot worth?” as exam material. Totally the same, I’m sure…….

But, then, this simply leads into “Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!” territory.

So, Congratulations Georgia, you exposed the poor defensive lineplay and secondary tackling that has been hidden all year by the offense being able to compensate for by controlling the Time of Possession.

What does the Georgia football team have planned for next weekend? I hear there’s a big game in Atlanta going on..

Ramble on, VII. Russ is riding dirty with you!

/wraps self in warm embrace of victory.

Techie, I’m trying to read what you’re saying, but I work on West Peachtree and damn if that deafening gagging sound coming from the other side of the Connector isn’t distracting.

Ah. . . history. The crutch of past glory. Just ask France.

30-24. Suck it Techies. I’ll respect your academic standards the next time I see Josh Nesbitt in an Aeronautics class. You call it M-Train for a reason.

I don’t have a dawg in this race – technically, neither does UGA, only an interim dawg – but this slapfest is entertaning as hell.

Orson, Holly – Can you rile up some Ole Miss and State fans to round out the tallest midget competition?

Full Steam Ahead. . . to a game in Tampa where I’m sure dozens of people will be mildly enthused.

I am so happy to hear the: (1)“we’re smarter than you”; (2) “you’re players are dumb”; (3) “all of my employees are UGA alumni”; or (4) “i have yet to see a breast in person” traditional Tech rallying cries. We may again be subjected to shit talk after an actual win by Tech in 2017, I guess I’ll just have to wait until then.

By the way, if you’re a Tech fan and you use any of the following: “UGAg”, “UGAy” or any reference to Jan Kemp following this loss, you might as well also use: “I know you are but what am I” or “I’m rubber you’re glue…” But you should also expect to be hit in the face with a well slung tetherball.

Only this blog could take reeling, miserable, football hell and make it hilarious. Ride on, you drunk dawg, ride on.

Man’s Best Friend Dept:

Like many footbaw fans, especially outside of the Peach State, I am also quite nuetral on the Georgia vs Georgia Tech rivalry or slap fest.

I just prefer Georgia on this one because of the awesome, number one mascot in college footbaw – The GA Bulldog, Uga. Shallow? Yup, but what else is new?

@10

That’s okay. I live in Ft. Lauderdale, bitch.

Look at it this way, Techies — even if you lose to Clemson for the ACC title, you’ll still hold the title of Most All-Time Losses to UGA of Any Program in College Football History, and they can’t take that away from you.

Ridin’ dirty with 100 lbs of Reuben Houston swag and some Spellman junk in the trunk. What can you say—he’s a TOTAL DAWG.

And “All The Way Turnt Up” is fucking gay.

@38 The standard Tech responses are about as tired and played out as the standard UGA responses. “Arp! Arp! Reggie Ball! Academic Probation Arp! Arp! Nerds! Arp!”

I always thought that the UGA students, cheerleaders and players had a special relationship with cows, but I never knew the extent until I saw this picture. http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/03/41/39/slideshow_1394137_gtechfoot.1129_bs22.jpg Nom nom nom nom

Ahh 7-5, the old Chan Gailey Equilibrium. It’s alright though UGA fans, your season was saved by beating Tech! I’ll take 10-2 with a loss to UGA any day. I’m glad your team was able to channel the rivalry spirit to win a game though. Maybe it will give you warm feelings as you head to a third-teir bowl and sit home while Tech and UF both play for conference championship games this weekend. I hope this game shows you what a great resource Willie Martinez is though, you should extend his contract!

/neenar neenar neenar

Attn: Trade Schoolers

When you put guys like Reggie Ball, Joe Burns, Joe Hamilton and Reuben Houston on the field, you forfeit your academics argument.

The rent for Mark Richt Field at BDS is due tomorrow. Cash or money order only.

30-24. Put that on your fucking rings.

@44 Tell that to your bars in Athens. Last time I was there they were playing it.

@47

That’s probably because you were at Boneshakers

@48 Oh the old gay bar joke. I’m sure as a bulldog fan who works on W. Peachtree you frequent Bulldogs quite a bit right?

@45: Right, because players with clean white jerseys (at the end of a rain-soaked game) clenching pesticide-drenched hedges in their teeth looked so much more intelligent last year. Almost as bright as the four straight passes your offensive genius called at the end of the game. And Martinez is the dumb one.

Have fun playing in front of potentially dozens in Tampa. I’m sure the ratings will be through the roof.

Well since you have as much of a chance of touching a booby at Bulldogs as you do on Tech’s campus, you would probably know better than most.

7 of 8.

All this UGA/GaTech arguing is about as gay as that Christmas song about the kid buying dancing shoes for his dying mom.

I fully grant you the girls at Tech are hideous. Almost as ugly as the UGA girls are slutty. That’s why I don’t date girls that go to either school.

10-2, playing this weekend.

In regards to #41…this guy can’t be serious…can he?

I LOVE to see the Nerds here pretending that last weeks butt**ck didn’t bother them because they are on thier way to a championship game that will draw less than the 5-A final at the Georgia Dome. They sure were singing a different tune on this blog last week.

Make no mistake, it’s KILLING them.

What the fuck’s wrong with slutty?

7-5, still better than Tech.

@55 It depends on the fan. There are some (read: lots of) fans where the UGA game means EVERYTHING. They would rather go 1-11 with the one win over UGA. They are usually the ones who are surrounded by UGA fans all the time and are the most obnoxious when Tech wins. Then there are the other fans who, while the UGA game is still a huge game, don’t look at it as the only defining goal of the year. The loss is killing the former while only hurts the latter for a couple days.

@25

Whoa whoa whoa. It’s tradition to wait for Swindle to post something elitest before we start poking fun of him for hipster leanings…

Also, is their any doubt that Tech loses out?
Haven’t we seen this story play itself out before? Like in 2006?

Tech has a (supposed) strong year
Tech loses to UGA
Tech falls apart in ACC title game
Tech loses Gator bowl

Unlike some of the other Tech fans on here with their heads in the sand, I can assure that Saturday was one of the most disappointing experiences I’ve had in a long time, and I sure as hell hope the players have a shorter memory than I do. You mutts should be happy—you finally had epic performances from two 5-star backs that had shown next to nothing up to this point…and we still had a chance to win. But there’s no way you can say that your season was worth a shit…hell, a week ago some of you idiots were calling for Richt’s head. At the end of the day, I’ll still take our season over yours and would definitely take the direction our program is headed in over yours. Enjoy your upset, but I don’t think any mutt out there is expecting to reel off another 7 straight.

Here’s hoping the 4th placed team from the Coastal stomps the shit out of you in cold Nashville. And your dog is still dead.

The above-listed description of the photo neglected to mention Uga VII’s golden halo.

Timmy loaned it to him.

And I agree with The Tusk…highly entertaining slapfest.

I’ve always liked Tech, so I’m not going to rag on them. Just remember that they were one of the best teams IN THE ACC! This is the 7th or 8th best conference. It’s not the Big East we should worry about, it’s the ACC. They’re no good.

@Herduras: Of course, you had the 60th post.

Those two five-star backs were injured for half the season. And it’s not like Dwyer was some scrub, his 33 total rushing yards notwithstanding.

The direction of your program is a dumping ground for failed UGA assistants (Bill Lewis) and a poaching ground for Notre Dame head coaching searches (O’Leary and, yes, Johnson).

Our dead dog just marked his territory at BDS. Again. For 10 years running.

60.

Max Hall says that he hates Tech, their program, and their fans and that they deserved to lose. He also says he will share the good news of the Book of Mormon with anyone who asks, except for Tech fans, because they are classless and his faith is incompatible with their reason-based difference engine nerdbrains.

Max Hall is never wrong.

@ 60…

…and the 4th place team in the SEC East just ran the ball down your throat. On your own field.

…with the back-up dog.

@ 57. …says the Tech fan after losing to UGA. However, after you beat UGA last year. YOU MADE FUCKING RINGS to commemorate. So you’re right. UGA game is no big deal and John McCain was like: “eh…I still get to be Senator, no biggie.”

Yes, Tech fans, your season has been better than ours. But doesn’t that twist the knife? Our worst team in over a decade just beat your best team in over a decade. You may have snuck up on us with one good half last year, but the natural order has been restored. As far as the direction of our program, do you think the departure of Cox, Bryan Evans, and Martinez is going to hurt us going forward? I hope you get Dabo’d this Saturday and further exposed in the bowl, just like last year’s Chikin Nugget Bowl.

uga fans make me hate the state where i live. they are just terrible, terrible human beings.

Even though tech lost, I tailgated for 12 hours and survived. I then slept like a king for about 12 hours the next day. That might as well go in the win column for me.

People will argue and bitch and moan, but I can’t change the outcome of these games anymore than I can change the fact that more than half of both teams fans are rampant douchebags.

Nati@53 – you say “slutty” as though that’s a bad thing. If you’re in college, you’re supposed to “date” attractive slutty girls (except Football Jesus, he’s immune to impure thoughts and perfect tits).

It’s practically a tradition at Bama.

When did I end up on an ajc.com blog?

Wow, just read through this whole thing and it’s like crack. I love it. I’m a UGA grad, but I’d rather not jump in, except to say…

SCOREBOARD.

Enjoy Tampa, and wherever they send the ACC runner-up.

I shouldn’t… oh, what the hell?

All of that and Tech had two weeks to get ready and AJ Green didn’t play.

But, hey, good luck in Tampa.

Anyone else get the impression that #60 is not a Tech student and is a big Rome fan?

He starts by insulting the majority of his own fan base, then makes a wrong statement at the end of he first paragraph (yes, we are expecting another 7). I do kind of admire the dead dog comment, from a pure hate point of view…RACK HIM!

Maybe Clemson can pick up Martinez before this weekend so Tech can once again have their high school offense stuffed by the massive monolith of defensive knowledge that is Willie.

I guess bend don’t break works when the other team’s offense brings to the table about as much force as Nats dropping ass.

Tech made him look good. Along the lines of how good Georgia made the giant catfish look and that fucker looked like a Heisman candidate.

FYI-tickes for the ACC champ game are on sale at stub hub for $21 each. Get ’em while they last people. Should be sold out any decade now

Nobody AT Tech actually cares about the UGA game (other than the players and that retarded pep club probably). In fact, I wouldn’t even be posting this if it weren’t for the rampant ignorance displayed above.

Tech’s intensive academic curriculum is much more important than ENTERTAINMENT. While UGA drafts players with low SAT scores (even by the already low admission standards at their institution), Tech actually requires that its players maintain good academic standing because the administration knows that the majority of players can’t make a successful career out of football (the NFL doesn’t draft the whole team, you know). On top of that, Tech has about half the student body as UGA (which you ‘dawgs’ [sic] would realize if they taught higher concepts like division at your ‘fine’ university), so it’d be a little bit like if Georgia went to war with Texas. I’m hoping you get that analogy, but if you haven’t taken “Geography for first graders” yet, you might want to run that through a google search. Mind you, this is a direct result of Tech’s more selective admissions process, but nonetheless something to keep in mind when you camo-wearing idiots go around talking about how you beat those ‘reason-based difference engine nerdbrains’ who go to Tech. In fact, that ‘insult’ had 3 nouns just spastically smashed together at the end, which leads me to question whether any of you rednecks can even read this in the first place.

Our coaches also don’t give our players cash or pay their bills before they enroll at the university, and they CERTAINLY don’t give them credit for classes that they never attended.

So in the likely event that the above paragraphs contained too many ‘big words’ for you:
Have fun working for us! (IF we ever get desperate enough to hire morons like you)
;D

It’s the emoticon that really sells that passage.

Well, you sure showed this Georgia fan. Nope, you clearly don’t care about UGA one bit. Not one bit. Not at all.

LOL @ Doug

/ducks back down in foxhole

Totally unrelated youtube clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M-WmQWEJRo&feature=related

Your Future Boss:

Was Cool, in 1999!

Going to War With Texas? You playing to much Panzer Command again on the puter’ but I hear the new witchcraft is wicked!

LOL

O’lardy did make his players go to class, very true.

But your anology that Tech makes all atheletes go to class is hillarious, remember, Cremins. the guy who never made Stephan Marbuary go to class and straight paid Dion Glover?

Oh, and your best team since 1990, couldn’t beat out worst since 1996!

Your my bitch, boy now bend over!

A related youtube clip…the DROP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXFouJ-UWLQ

@81

I’m 95% sure that “Your Future Boss” is a parody, but your post is amazing. I count at least 5 horrendous usages of punctuation, 4 spelling errors, and a complete and utter misunderstanding of what an anology (sic) is. All with the name of “ThrillaGhostzilla.”

Something tells me that either you weren’t alive during that 1996 season, or you have never stepped foot on a high school campus, much less a college one. I know we Techies give grief to UGA about academics, and they graciously return the favor, but I couldn’t even blame this one on UGA.

We can drive better than a dead dog.

Wait…

Tech holds their players to higher academic standards?

Tech just got off probation for using 11 ineligible players on their football team. Let’s get real, both schools admit sub par students with athletic ability however, these students would not have had the opportunity for this education without football. Both schools also have respectable academic reputations, UGA fans can respect an engineering degree from Tech, just as Tech fans realize UGA is a better school in other aspects. UGA has a top law school, journalism school(see Peabody Awards), business school, veterinary program, and one of the most prestigious literary review magazines in the country (The Georgia Review).

@77, Texas don’t want none. :|

I called Demaryius Thomas to gloat about UGA’s win, but he dropped the call. DROPPED!

fellas,
the best, stupidest, funniest, most irrevalent thread since any rammer lammer/auburner threadjack. But bragging about being 10-2 in the acc is really funny. say hello to the tampons

All you need to know about Tech/UGA 2009 is that Tech’s best team in the last decade couldn’t beat UGA’s worst team in the last decade.

http://georgiasports.blogspot.com/2009/11/photos-uga-vs-georgia-tech-rubbing-it.html

This is some jewel incrusted platinum hate.

Regardless of the relevence of your respective teams the fans of Tech and UGA deserve to be in a BCS bowl.

Never did I want UGA to win as badly as this past Saturday.

That it was assisted by your
 awesome QB fumbling,
 awesome RB gaining only 33 yards,
 awesome WR dropping an easy pass,
AAAAND
 awesome coach calling plays like a moron—that made it even sweeter.

Mmmmm. And even better, the message boards and your coach are piling sugary-tasting angst all over the entire thing.

@tech fan parody

curiosity satisfied

1237- uga sat avg
1456- uga honors
1353- tech avg

AND we get all the hawt baatches