why is there a gator head in the background? i have a sneaking suspicion this is a fake bama fan. this guy is too well-spoken and his knowledge of florida geography is too good (bainbridge aside).

I bailed before the 3 minute mark….anyone who can make through all 9:22 of this would welcome a water boarding as nice little morning wake-up face wash.

Agreed, PW.

And now someone needs to share with this guy a Ric Flair bit.

(He can’t help that he can dance, etc.)

This guy has: a) dual nose piercings; b) unfortunately placed sweatbeads; and/or c) glooorious Miley Cyrus glittershit strategically placed to make him the most beautiful creature God (read: Saban) has ever created.

I had my doubts, but then I saw the double nose studs and realized this guy was the real deal.

Hopefully, the Gators take down the Crimson Tide on December 5th so that all of the Seminole fans that were swearing allegiance to Alabama for the SECCG during today’s beatdown can cry a little more.

I’m thinking coin flip for ACC title. One makes Garcia look competent. And the other can’t beat Willie Martinez. Is this really worth playing?

I feel like anyone can just throw on a bama hat and sunglasses and be a “true bama fan” nowadays. can we at least require someone to have a dip in and a bear statue in the background too.

This Auburn fan will be pulling for The One, so that he can once again see the Bammers’ dreams crushed, see them fleeing from Georgia, and hear the lamentations of their women. Would have been better to witness as they flee from Jordan-Hare, but the stars were not aligned for such jubilation. But then, we must pull for, and against my name’s sake, Colt McCoy, the best named QB since the Georgia Tech’s 1893 QB- Touchdown McThrowerson. We cannot have a national champion that is a euphemism for menstruation (Crimson Tide? We know what that means!"), Nor can we stand for Baby Jesus Rhino to ascend once more to the kingdom, the glory, the MNC.

Why does every fucking ree ree on the planet think that I want to know or need to know his fucking area code?!

The only thing you’re “representing” is douchebaggery you fucking jackass.

He’s imitating Rick Rude?

At least get into the 90s and swagger-jack Scott Hall, for God’s sake.

Nose Studs FTW.

Can’t wait for the Florida – Alabama game…. I just can’t get enough field goals in my football games, nosiree

If the ACC actually wants to sell tickets to their championship game, maybe they should make it kind of like the Intercontinental Belt in the WWF, i.e. the SEC’s secondary belt. This year would work perfectly, Cocky vs. UGA in a rematch of an entertaining game. It’s got to hurt when two middling SEC teams take out the title contenders of a BCS conference.

I didn’t know Hank Jr. felt so strongly about Florida.

The ACC championship game, sponsored by Cocky BuzzKill.

Let the youtube dismantling of this individual commence. Don your helmets and pointy sticks, gentlemen.

God only knows what this douche will come out with if we actually beat UF.

“Im’ma make this short cause I’m fixin’ to have to go in to work” – and there’s still 6 more minutes of redneck brain vomit to come.

I bet third shift at the trailer manufacturing plant with this asshat is just a joy to experience.

I paid special attention because I am an orange-eatin’, out of shape drunk. Also, what is that thing hanging on the wall over his left (our right) shoulder? Some sort of dream catcher?

With his inflection, overt psychosis, and choice of eyewear, Big Gravy is Jim Jones reincarnated.

I’ll have what he’s having………….

PW:

From what I heard, he said, “representing the 205 from the 318” I guess 205 is Tuscaloosa. But, I know 318 is the area code for southwest Louisiana which is AKA cajun country. That would explain the gator head. He probably hunted the damn thing and that his trophy.

But that’s just me.

Correction, 318 is more central Louisiana as my buddy from Ville Platte just gave me a ring and he has a 318 number. Either way, they went gator hunting.

I always wondered what the Rock would be like when he gets fat.

I just want to give a shout out to the classy folks in the swamp who, after the ESPN Gameday segment on
Jake Olson, started chanting his name. If Jake was watching that, I"m sure he’d have been thrilled. It was
a great story and a great moment. Thank you, Gator fans.

And by “watching” I mean listening..sigh. You know what I mean…

I made it through 2 girls 1 cup longer than I did in that vid… and I’m an Alabama fan.

I have some real soul searching to do.

OK Pat Forde, I think Tebow is the bee’s knees, but this is a little over the top.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=4696359

Also, I feel bad for guys like Cool Hand Mike. To an actual Bama grad, Bama’s daywalker fanbase must seem like having a family where everyone BUT you is the black sheep.

Sweat Hogs Dept:

I bought it, the dude is from Bama, and not an imposter from Florida.

At first, it seemed like a good fake, since the dude has too many teeth to be from Bama. Plus, he actually put together a few coherent sentences in a row.

But, the give away was his Bama t shirt. It looks like he has worn that thing for three or four days in a row. An imposter would not wear that thing off camera.

He was funny. I would love to see his part 2, when Tebow stuffs Bama like he did Florida State yesterday.

1) The last time I saw nose ring studs like that was a goth chick who found herself lost and went back to 1995.

2) To paraphrase Bamatard here: “I won’t disrespect Tebow, but he’s still a pile of shit…but he can put the team on his back and win.” I bet he claims he’s not racist because he roots for black players on the Bama squad. Nice justification, you backwoods goober.

3) I really hope that is what his attire is for work, since he was “fixin’ to” head there. I’m surprised he has electricity and is able to operate a computer and webcam.

4) God I really hope our O-line is up to the task of Cody and McClain. It’ll kill me now to see Bama get a victory on us and vindicate the bile this Hammered Spammer Racist Yammer is spewing.

GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s on like donkey kong.

@25-
For this Gator fan, the segment on The One’s imminent departure followed immediately by Jake’s story on GameDay was almost too much to bear.

What—what is this salty discharge?

@Irwin Fletcher…

“What–what is this salty discharge?”

You know, my wife asked me the same thing. Just keep going.

Nine minutes? Try nine months of that shit, from the final gun of the Iron Bowl to the opening kickoff of the season, Auburn fans will have to live with that mindless drivel.

The only panacea is a complete and utter beatdown by Florida. Please, hit em again!

Go Gatuh! War Eagle!

Sullivan013

Has no one else noticed that this tool can’t even spell his own state/school correctly?!

Have a look at the title of his YouTube video…it’s “ALAMBAMA FLORIDA SEC CHAMPIONSHIP DEC. 5”

Personally, I think his accent sounds more southern Ohio-ish.

I like how he interjected some good ol fashioned, Ole Miss style racism in his rant. If 98.6 percent of Bamas speak English (Surely not the Queens english nor Standard American English) What are this bozo and the other 1.4% speaking?

Huh…he calls us drunk like it’s a bad thing…

Aww, damn. Someone must have read my message to him, and he figured out how to edit his “ALAMBAMA” typo…