Saturday's "Mangino movitationals" Twitter thread was the toast of the internet, no? And just in time for holiday shoppers, we've put together some high-quality, heartstring-rending prints -- the perfect gift for the beleaguered tyrant in all our lives.

Inspirational quotes really and actually said by Mark Mangino, reported by our crack team of Twitterlawyas PunkOnDeck, worstfan, thegnc, and fetch9.