CURIOUS INDEX, 11/24/09

There actually not half bad.

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Charlie Weis owes Billy Curry royalties on that pity parade. YOU ARE THE HEAD COACH AT NOTRE DAME, DOLT. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

Congrats on being one of the popular kids in the incest crowd that is the NFL coaching ranks. Paul Hackett still has a job there…Paul effing Hackett.

My scorn has become active loathing for this leech.

“Pig Roast” is funny.

Texas has “It Only Takes 11,” a pointed gig to A&M’s “fabled” 12th man.

THAT’S funny.

Would a SuperFreek production of “The Fat Boys” featuring outgoing coaches Mangino, Weis, and Friedgan be too predictable? Maybe just MC Marky M’s final joint features Weis and Friedgan as “The Weather Girls”?

I feel like we the internet community need to properly memorialize just how much skinnier D-1 football head coaching is about to get.

That wasn’t a sucker punch, just an Irish kiss.

I would love to see LSUfreeks take on the Clausen falcon punching. Any chance LeGarrett Blount hopped a redeye from Tuscon to South Bend late Saturday?

“Combat Uniforms”? Somehow, the all-time biggest biggest cliche (football=war) made it all the way to the top of the marketing geniuses at Nike. Great. Sure the guys overseas dig that somehow 110 guys running around the Swamp Saturday are engaging in anything approaching “combat”.

That said, those white Gator helmets are sweeeeet.

Treebeard the Magnificent (Ryan Mallett) is going to throw for a gazillion yards

JaMarcus Russell’s trademark lawyer for you on Line 2, Swindle.

And counter trap’s right. The fact that people like Wade Phillips and Dick Jauron still cash a paycheck shows you why most NFL GM’s escew Frosted Flakes as “too risky.”

Jimmy should have known better than to get between Charlie and drumstick.

As for Weis’ smugness; take your fat ass back to the NFL where you can suck down hot wings drenched in ranch in the booth during defensive series, snore-breathe through all your QB meetings with Brody Croyle and Matt Cassell and gain 200 more pounds feasting on KC Barbecue with Jason Whitlock.

And go to hell NCState

Yes I’m angry

“God’s Football Team” ??!?!!?!

And the domers wonder why people can’t stand them.

Sorry, forgot he was from up North. That’d be bleu cheese dip. Ranch is a southern thing.

Sorry, forgot he was from up North. That’d be bleu cheese dip. Ranch is a southern thing.

Still go to hell NC State

@ 11

True that.

@ 12

true that too…DOUBLE TRUE!

I’m disappointed Nike didn’t incorporate Jort-Weave Technology into the Gator combat uni. Arp Arp…

If the Domers hire either the Dread Pirate Leach or The Orgeron, even I’d root for them. Otherwise not.

@10: Years ago at a ND-WfVU game in Morgantown, the Newman Club was selling t-shirts that simply said:
“Not all Catholics root for Notre Dame”

“He leaves the college game with the same basic lack of respect for his competition and the college game that he came in with, whingeing about respect and being liked while building an inconsistent product and failing to adapt adequately to the different environment.”

Couldn’t have put it better myself. So long, Charles. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

The powers at ND running this fustercluck had better get it right this time. Taking advantage of people’s trust and generosity (especially the trust of the student athletes entrusted to their care) is never OK, even when you do it from behind the front of “Catholic values.”

I’ve gone from disappointed to enraged on this situation so quickly my ears are bleeding.

Freek got a little dark with that bit.

This is angry week for everybody!

HATE HATE HATE

A replay of Freek’s two-minute Weis vid with the sliding pie racks would be fitting the day he is given the axe.

I’ll pass on pig roasted in milk.

1. … aaaaaand now “snore-breathe” is part of my lexicon.

Love the spittle coming out of Holtz’ mouth as he says USC. Nice touch Freak.

Of course, if the Domers hire the right guy, the could possibly compete in the Big East.

Its “pig in milk” which is even more intimidating.

@11
Saban tried to tell you a couple years ago that football=war, losing to LA Monroe=Pearl Harbor/911.

The man is so far ahead of the curve it is not even close

(sighs, shakes head) Just . . . go, Charlie. I’m not even mad at you anymore. Just preserve what little dignity you have left and go. Please. Don’t do this to us, don’t do this to yourself, anymore.

This is what my Grandpa, who spoke more cajun french than english until his last breath, told me about a “cochon de lait.” It doesn’t literally translate to pig roast but as drb said, “pig in milk.” basically it’s a term used for suckling pigs. These are the pigs you hunt and roast.

Off topic, accept in a general fitting way for this week (the Mangino thread reminded me of it, but it doesnt fit there):

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I have to say, I did do a double-take driving on to campus this morning, past Tiger Stadium, and seeing a trailer parked at the stadium’s south end with a bad-ass silhouette photo of anonymous football players and the cognitively dissonant phrase “COCHON DE LAIT — coming Saturday” on it. Now I know why. And I still don’t understand.

Kevin,
Yep, LSU definitely got a better deal with the Nike uni’s than most of the other 9 teams.

@29:

But their titanium d rings are 66% lighter! How will their opponents ever stand a chance with all that belt buckle weight slowing them down?!?

It’s Tubberville folks – and when he goes 13-0 in South Bend he won’t be pushed out by a group of idiot board members. We’ll erect a statue of him outside the stadium right between Leahy and Rockne like we did for Lou.

He is perfect for this job and is the only available candidate I can think of right now that has any idea what the following things are like:
1. Delusional Fanbase – Check
2. Competing for recruits in someone else’s backyard – Check
3. What it takes to win against top competition year in and year out – Check
4. How to develop players – Check
5. How to develop assistant coaches – Check

Please Father Jenkins, make the call. Bring Tommy T to South Bend.

@31

If you want Tommy you better be prepared to deal with his mother too. She’ll write strongly worded letters and make phone calls if you talk bad about her Tommy-Boy

I’m a little late to the party here, but that sentence wasn’t even compound, let alone run-on. If you want to confound us Orson, you’ll have to try harder.