Hizzoner The Urbzness is, in fine wiggle-roomful coachspeek (of course), disavowing the Notre Dame job. Please consider this your open thread to crow for one side or the other, and to report back from what we're sure will be many eventful and educational forays into this horrorshow over here. Just to kick things off, we present the following photo for absolutely no salient reason:

(NB: Please don't construe this as us knowing or caring a fig for Meyer's future; at the moment we're more than preoccupied with our walk-on-sophomore-based defense's prospects against Rich Brooks Saturday night. But this is the internet, and the hornets' nests arent' going to kick themselves. Have a great day.)