LSU/OLE MISS

Well, hell – that’s as reasonable as any explanation I can come up with.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

And Les Miles and Gary Crowton are blithering idiots. That is all.

That may have been the worst coaching I’ve ever seen over 4 plays. It took me over 3 hours to give a damn about the game but Les never fails to entertain in the end. Well played sir.

I don’t know what that means for us rolling into the Bayou next week. It’s always fun for us to beat LSU, but to see Miles literally devoured by the fans when it happens. a’la the Cannibal Holocaust turtle, will be hard to watch. Fun but hard, like naughty clowns.

Go Hogs. End their suffering next week.

Epic fail on clock management. LSU rolled over and died on that last “spike”.

On the onside kick, half of Ole Miss’ hands team backed away from a live ball, hands fluttering in the air like flustered matrons in sun-dresses watching a mouse scurry across the parlor floor… yet that was, at worst, the third weirdest thing to happen on that drive after the spike and the third-and-long screen. Just surreal.

To think that there were probably quite a few Michigan fans this morning wishing Les was their coach.

Hey, where are all the coonasses that think Lester is better than Saban?

You can’t spell Citrus Bowl without LSU.

I feel bad for Jefferson. He probably thought he could spike it and leave a few tenths of a second on the clock for the field goal.

He forgot this isn’t basketball. Football clocks don’t go to tenths of seconds.

+100 cocktails to anyone who can translate Les’ postgame on-field interview. I rewound it 6 times, and couldn’t understand whay he was trying to say.

They wouldn’t even have been in that 4th and 26 situation if it wasn’t for Les’ idiocy. After that screen pass to Lafell, they were at or close to field goal range with a couple of timeouts left. They then proceeded to try throwing the ball twice, and lost yardage on both plays.

You also can’t spell angeldust without LSU.

ShaneTCU: The conspiracy brotha in me thinks that was the whole point.

Is Les Miles communicable? My coach defended his four-point lead with less than three minutes to go by calling a fake punt on 4th-and-22 from his own 25.

Les Miles logic is on a whole nutha level……you wouldnt understand…….he doesnt understand……because , you see, kicking a field goal is what theyd EXPECT you to do in these situations….you have to be unpredictable….just like Kenny Stabler did vs UT, driving down to score…thinking it was 3rd down, and it was 4th down…. he throws it OUT of bounds to stop the clock,and effectively ending the game for the Tide…..so basically Jefferson Stabler’d himself tonight….Ole Miss shoulda won this by 2 TD’s…but Houston Nutt likes to keep em close..

@MCab to undermine and destroy the entire aurora and idea of “Michigan Men” in less than 24 hours?

Also, Ryan Perrilloux was kicked out because he shorted Les’s shipment of coke.

In the meantime, Tebow pads his heisman #’s against a patsy FIU. Florida #1? Only until NCAA investigate SEC officiating this year. LOL.

Miles took a page from the Bill Stewart “Big Book of Timeout Strategies That Confuses the Internet”

@Chazz:

Yeah, getting pulled halfway through the third is totally “padding”. And SEC officiating is totally why nobody can score on either Alabama or Florida. Not because they’re… you know… GOOD. And one of the three supposed ‘bad calls that prove the theory’ wouldn’t even actually have mattered were it called differently (Cody’s helmet). And one was between LSU and Georgia. Which somehow proves the SEC is propping up Alabama-Florida. Because that totally makes sense.

Next time, please at least TRY to make sen

A game against Chattanooga doesn’t serve to pad Mark Ingram’s numbers – huh?

The more I see replay on the end of the LSU-Ole Miss game, the more I am convinced that Lesticles was suddenly possessed of the spirit of coach NAME REDACTED, especially a la the 2003 Outback Bowl. Like Uncle Verne, I repeatedly screamed out WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? whilst suffering through the end of the 4th quarter in that one (memory, addled by alcohol consumption, has blissfully dulled how awful the preceding 3 quarters were).

@TampaGatorGal:

Not when you only let him touch the ball eleven times. 11 carries versus 25 pass attempts and 7 carries…not exactly the same thing.

Even my sister, who has but the vaguest interest or understanding of football and only caught the end of the game because she happened to be walking by, yelled with Verne when that ball was spiked.

That’s right, Miles. My little sister would have out-coached you.

Oh, Orson, I would suppose you have this already, but here’s a shortened clip to Tracy Wolfson interviewing McCluster, and of course, that darling moment where Giggity grabs her, shakes her like a rag doll- and her face says “oh my god- get your paws off me, psycho”…through that tv smile, natch.
http://bit.ly/55wUlx
(first one I found, sorry for the cheesy opening Chase commercial- which a chapter unto itself…does that guy look like “you just blew all our Chase points on a dress, after I’m talking dream vakay?”- I agree with him!)

TamapaGatorGal

Ingram had 102 yds and 2 touchdowns on 11 carries and was finished for the day with over 10 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. Besides, this game was probably scheduled while he was still in high school, so I doubt that it was designed to pad his heisman numbers.

Woo hoo!!!!! Go papaw!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B9kfnJvB6Q

Les Miles = called for the clock-spike

Sorry, nothing I’ve seen from Les trumphs HOW DO I TIMEOUT?.

@24 Giggity said exactly what every Ole Miss fan was thinking. After watching 6 points go on the board and off the board and on the board and off the board then on THEIR board, well, I’ll just hang on to my picture of the final scoreboard in case the SEC office decides to put two seconds back on the clock Monday.

I can only hope that Michigan still wants him after Rich Rodriguez wears out his welcome in Ann Arbor. Please COTG, make this happen.

“uh … I … I do not … I … the only thing I can tell you is at that point in time it’s … it … the … the … what we needed to have happen is run an offensive play or kick a field goal, one of the two, and um, apparently … um … um … you know, obviously he felt like … I re… I do not know who told him to clock it. Ok, I mean … and I … you know I … I … I’m listening to the … the headphones, you cannot clock that ball. There was no … I … I don’t know that … uh … uh … that that … that ever … that call was ever made.”

Who’s the guy in the white cap making furious “spike it!” gestures? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B9kfnJvB6Q

’Preciate you taking the spotlight Saturday, Les. I owe you one.

Dear Les Miles,

This is an open invitation to remain LSU’s head coach for the remainder of your life.

Regards,

The rest of SEC West (and Vanderbilt and LA Tech)

That game was over when Les dicked around for nine seconds before calling timeout on third down. There is no way in the world you could possibly get the entire field goal team down the field, in place and set before the the clock started. The spiking the ball was a bad play; they could have taken a shot at the end zone after the refs generously said they snapped the ball before the clock started, but it is completely impossible to get a field goal attempt with 1 second left.

If Les had handled the clock properly, there would have been seven or eight seconds left when they spiked the ball, which was what he was trying to convey in the sideline interview.

You live by the ballzzz, you die by choking on them.

Still though, I want Les Miles in cf. It is so damn good with him. Him and giggity.

So I’m sitting in the stands and when Lafell pulls in that screen and gets LSU within FG range, I think “we are
about to win a game that we have no business winning.” Ole Miss was certainly the better team, but the COTG was smiling
on us and gave us a gift wrapped set of circumstances. And then the wheels come off so plainly, so
spectacularly – take your pick, play calling or maybe the GODDAM FUCKING CLOCK STEADILY TICKING
DOWN – that I am still reeling this AM.

I had previously given Miles the benefit of the doubt (mostly because his success = LSU’s success and that’s
really all I am after. I attended LSU in the Dinardo/Saban era so I can remember losing consistently
pretty vividly. Winning ugly is fine by me) but I am now convinced that Miles really doesn’t know what is going
 on. This is for cause fireable offense level fucking up. We’ve got outstanding facilities, plenty of money, a
passionate fan base and one of the premiere venues in college football. And none of this matters because
our coach can’t manage the game on the most basic level. Fuck.

I suppose I’m going to have to change my moniker.

This is irrefutable proof that Croah Giddity and Lester are first cousin. Absolutely no other way to explain it. Please Football Lord’s never let their respective careers end. One-hundred percent high comedy; crab pinchin’ and all that, too.

Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Les Miles is an idiot. Ole Miss should have won by more. It should never have come down to an onside kick and hail mary pass. LSU had 40 yds rushing… 40 yds. Y’all were lucky to be in the game. Any way, Les is horrible and LSU is stuck with him for a couple more years. Buwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Les, I didn’t know you liked to get wet!

Mr. Dizzle FTW.

“You don’t know how to call a timeout? That shit will get you killed.”

Worst. Road game. Ever.

Getting my ass handed to me by a sadistic blackjack dealer at the Indian casino was a lot more fun than the bumblefuck of a game Lester and Crowton called.