TIME TO PLAY EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GAME: "IS THAT SANITARY?" (GEORGIA-AUBURN EDITION)

by dougisthesoulmachine on Nov 18, 2009 3:00 PM EST Comment 28 comments

The Auburn Tigers were last seen racing to a barely contested 14-0 lead against Georgia last Saturday night, then frittering it away and leaving Athens with a 31-24 loss. Evidently, though, a lead isn't the only thing Auburn's players can't hold in Sanford Stadium:

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As an eagle-eyed spectator noticed (along with most of the UGA student section, apparently), yes, that young man was indeed peeing in that little room, and no, nobody has any idea what they did with his, er, leavings.

Kentucky, our apologies in advance.

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Speaking of hygiene, our intrepid friends at shaggybevo has taken to discussing Mangino’s rumored – um – towel issues. With MS paint, natch.

http://www.shaggybevo.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=51919&start=all

by Clever Nickname on Nov 18, 2009 3:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Reminds me of an old Army joke:

A West Point graduate and an OCS (Officer Candidate School) graduate went to the mens room. After using the urinal, the West Point officer headed to the sink, the OCS officer, the door.

Seeing this, the West Point called after him:

“At West Point we were taught to use the sink after urinating!”

To which the OCS Officer replied;

“At OCS, we were taught not to piss on our hands.”

Sullivan013
MAJ, US Army retired
OCS – 1984

by sullivan013 on Nov 18, 2009 3:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Too bad they weren’t playing at Austin Peay. The home fans cheering “Let’s go Peay” could have led to a hilarious stampede.

by Ambitious Drinkier on Nov 18, 2009 3:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

leave it up to a school from Alabama to put bring an outhouse to the game with them.

by AtlantaGADawg on Nov 18, 2009 3:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

What level of waterboy/equipment manager hell do you have to be in to be assigned that duty??

by Maine-iak on Nov 18, 2009 3:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

The entire city of Athens is essentially one large toilet. Don’t know why the uga “students” were complaining about.

by Jon on Nov 18, 2009 3:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

We’re the Barn….what, you expect us to pee indoors and use plumbing? C’mon

by EricSmith'sFist on Nov 18, 2009 3:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

An Auburn student pissing in an outhouse?? I, for one, am shocked.

by EZ on Nov 18, 2009 3:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I don’t know why anyone is shocked…I’m just shocked that they brought that contraption with them…my understanding was that players just kneel on one knee on the sideline and take care of business right down their leg.

by zzgator on Nov 18, 2009 3:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Since when did UGA care about hygiene? Did anyone see the pictures of the mess left by their tailgaters?

by TechNick on Nov 18, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

This is news? Georgia has been shitting itself on every field in the southeast for like a month and a half now.

by CStiger on Nov 18, 2009 4:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I think that is actually Momma Goldberg’s

by King Harvest on Nov 18, 2009 4:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

And right after the game, Uga went over and remarked it.

by Ted Valentine on Nov 18, 2009 4:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

@13

We have a winner!

by Irwin Fletcher on Nov 18, 2009 5:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

The Tee-Pee: this year’s must-have tailgating accessory.

by Jack Fact on Nov 18, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Imagine the joy on the Auburn fans’ faces when they find one of those under the Christmas tree this year.

Heart-warming.

by Too Much Dorito Salad on Nov 18, 2009 5:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

This isn’t anything new. When Auburn came to Athens in ‘07 I remember seeing one of these on the sideline from my place in the upper deck of the student section. I’m surprised other fans haven’t noticed it at other schools, assuming they take them to every away game.

by HCC on Nov 18, 2009 5:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I officially know what to get my sister for Christmas. Probably should have thought of this sooner since I did take picture. Oh well. Still plenty of time.

by katie on Nov 18, 2009 6:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I was gonna say — team-themed, portable “tailgate toilet tents” are gonna be popping up in catalogues and sporting-goods stores within 30 days, tops, and strike me down if Auburn and Alabama versions aren’t the first ones to be released. (I lived in Birmingham for seven years, Tide/Tiger fans, I know how y’all operate.)

by Doug on Nov 18, 2009 6:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

in 07, the student section turned it into target practice for the little plastic footballs handed out pregame. It unfortunately does not have a top and so the poor AUburn players had to concentrate on their aim while getting bonked in the head

by meg on Nov 18, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Ya’ll never heard of the “golfer’s stance” before? At least he was nice enough to be private, instead showing what he’s got and stealin’/ dancin’ wif yo women…

by Cocky Scar on Nov 18, 2009 7:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

At least Aubie has an outhouse. At the Ark. St. – FIU game several weeks ago, one FIU player used a trash can while the rest of his O-Line mates formed the circle around him.

by Running Joe Rides Again on Nov 18, 2009 7:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs