CURIOUS INDEX, 11/13/09

Wear a Georgia Tech hat, Orson. I suspect the fans of neither team would be pleased.

Or you could wear a shirt that says “I Hate Wes Byrum’s Right Foot” thereby maintaining your explicit neutrality…

I know the code of the commentariat requires us to be/attempt to be funny in our posts, but will some of you TN legal eagles shed some light on the “not a real gun” wrinkle and how that relates to intent, aggravating circumstances, likelihood of jail vs prison, etc under TN law?

Friday the 13th observation: The Giant Catfish leads the SEC in TD passes.

All who doubted the Maya—get on your knees and pray to Quetzalcoatl because that is a sure sign someone is about to punt the planet through a big set of celestial goalposts.

As a master of Cletus dialect:

We uzz in Knoxville, so we thought sumpin’ lie kiss was gonnne happen.

Corrected. Spelling counts Orson!

Orson that would be “The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry”

“Janzen just blame it on the other guys, we can win without them”-Lane

“Ok coach, I’ll just say I was tryin’ to do the Dew”-Janzen

“Sounds good. And don’t worry I’ll get them some real cushy digs right next to my boy Tom Cable, he’ll be there soon. He’s got the commissary hook up”-Lane

The person responsible for that video should serve more time than Nukeese. Awful.

Swindle, if you want to blend in, you’ll remove them fancy spectacles and remain perfectly still. Ain’t no place for you book-learned types on Saturday, and our sight is based on movement.

Orson, do you have any idea where you’ll be tailgating?

@8

I knew dawgs were colorblind but I always thought the standing still was just a recipe for a good Uga humpin’.

Going to Athens when the Gators are in Cola. taking on Spurrier the White?

There goes your chance to party with Stephen Garcia, brah.

Don’t worry about your clothing Orson. Just wear a Tuberville mask. You’ll get hate-filled boos from both directions.

This Nu’keese situation is making me happier by the second.

Huzzah for using “burning couches” as units of measurement. BTUs are for sissies.

/nurrrrrd

“As useless to me as an SAT score.”

That’s pure gold.

haveagreatday:

I can’t speak for Tennessee but here in America’s Wang it would still be treated as armed robbery. It has to do with the perceived threat on the part of the victim. Granted I’m not a lawyer, I’ve just heard.

Dang it, someone beat me to the kudos on “using ‘burning couches’ as a unit of measure”.

Huzzah Big Jon, and O/S. And here’s hoping a thousand more couches get ignited tonight.

Yeah real/fake gun doesn’t make any difference in most states. But the law and mitigating circumstances are fairly irrelevant depending on how much of a hardon the DA has at making a name for himself with you, or any particular minimum sentencing laws that were implemented decades ago.

1. Dammit is it not bad enough that our players make us look like thugs, without the victims making us look like fucking retards?
2. We got Nu’Keese from y’all’s shit-ass state, so maybe we learned something.
3. Janzen’s gonna walk. I’d still suspend him for the rest of the season though.

“We was in Knoxville, so we thought somethin’ like this was gonna happen. "

Someone should get the Cletus in the cap to copyright this and start selling t-shirts. Be a big seller all over the SEC.

Cobb County, hell. More Fulton & Gwinnett chicks there than you can shake the proverbial stick at. Classic City’s full of ‘em. Welcome to affluent surburban kid paradise. Bring plenty of natty light and don’t forget the trash bag, if you please.

@19:

Oh don’t worry, Vol, Kiffin already burned the bridge to Pahokee. It’s all part of the plan.

Well if this is the caliber of individual coming out of Pahokee, y’all can keep em. I demand that the town of Pahokee apologize to Kiffin for sending us such a piece of shit.

You gotta know how to handle young men that come from the asshole of Florida. The Gators have programs set up to process them into merely misdemeanor criminals. It creates a market with a high barrier to entry, but Kiffin is welcome to complain to the FTC about monopolistic practices. Results would be similar to going through the SEC.

How great would it be for Kiffn to demand an aplology from the town of Pahokee. Since they are so big on aplologies down there, they shoudn’t mind a bit.

@ 6:

Yes, it’s called the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry, but it is, in fact, the South’s Oldest Rivalry (in Div IA, anyway).

First meeting between UNC and UVA? October 1892.
First meeting between UGA and AU? February 1892.
Last I checked, February’s before October, so something that began in February of a given year is older than something that began in October of the same year.

Yeah, they’ve played 114 up there, and we’ll have played 113 after tomorrow. But nobody’s talking about the South’s Most-Played Rivalry, are they?

So what exactly is the etiquette for attending a game as a neutral party? Sit quietly at all times? Golf claps? Or is it better to try to incite riots by pitting opposing fans against one another using lies and fraudulent accusations?

To me it’s one of the few times where you can just sit and watch a nice football game.

Relatively speaking in this case.

Ol’ happy pole? Ol’ happy pole? I am too old and it is too late for me to laugh this hard, goddammmit Orson!
You, Sir, continue your march as Lord of these Interwebbers for all matters pertaining to comedic turn of
phrase. Aaannnnddddd that’s about all the butt licking I can do for a stinkin’ gator. BTW, I clicked on the link to
read the story about the nicknames and was informed “this story has been read 300 times”. Am I the only one
who suddenly felt like I was getting sloppy seconds?