CURIOUS INDEX, 11/13/09

Knoxville, let's make some noise. We always expect someone to just break out into "Fitter, Happier" in the middle of one of these. Prison rape: it's never funny (unless, of course, it is a clown being prison raped.)

Lane Kiffin has no comment besides "I have no comment," Janzen Jackson appears to be the unfortunate guy who just went into the gas station for a Mountain Dew and came out to find his friends robbing someone (and who hasn't been there?), and the victims of the robbery "wadn't gonna press charges on 'em or nothin'," but the best quote from the two Cletuses who were robbed

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