TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS DISPLAY REAL FIREPOWER
by Orson on Nov 12, 2009 12:42 PM EST
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Vols, bitch.
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Yes, I’m sure real weapons and a Humvee would have been nice to have. But, as these Vols clearly realize, you go to war with the army you’ve got.
by Don Rumsfeld on Nov 12, 2009 12:52 PM EST reply actions
I really don’t know how you do this so quickly. Freek, you really are a freek of nature.
100 CO2 cartridges to you!!
by Orlando McCain on Nov 12, 2009 12:56 PM EST reply actions
I knew all the firepower was coming from the defense.
by SteveO on Nov 12, 2009 12:59 PM EST reply actions
Um Um its not like they were trying to eye gouge anybody or this is a DUI vehicular homicide. Irrespective everyone is discussing UT football today and that is how we like it!
To be honest part of me is shocked b/c of the amount of money we gave his aunt in Pahokee and this just wasn’t necessary.
At UT we are stepping stone to the pros, not a gimmick offense, and everyone knows that all the play makers in the NFL are armed.
by Lane "no off the field incidents" Kiffin on Nov 12, 2009 1:05 PM EST reply actions
by Darby Up The Middle on Nov 12, 2009 1:05 PM EST reply actions
While South Carolina players go on to work at gas stations, apparently UT’s rob them.
by Continuation T. Arranger on Nov 12, 2009 1:08 PM EST reply actions
This was like the media obituary for Gerald Ford, right? It was already prepared and just waiting for the day to arrive?
by Ramzy on Nov 12, 2009 1:15 PM EST reply actions
Fulmer Cup = Offseason Arrests?
Kiffin Cup = Onseason Arrests?
by NewAZTiger on Nov 12, 2009 1:18 PM EST reply actions
You Can’t Spell “Pellet Gun” without UT
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/thedeuce69/utgun.jpg
by TheDeuce69 on Nov 12, 2009 1:19 PM EST reply actions
Now here’s the weapon they ought to have used:
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/12/16/hello-kitty-assault-rifle/
by Blog Goliard on Nov 12, 2009 1:36 PM EST reply actions
Aaaand the getaway vehicle:
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/07/19/hello-kitty-armoured-personnel-carrier/
by Blog Goliard on Nov 12, 2009 1:37 PM EST reply actions
anybody know what that was originally a commercial for? i can’t remember the name of the manufacturer of those wonderful water weapons.
on a side note, fake guns don’t look like that any more.
by jd on Nov 12, 2009 1:53 PM EST reply actions
Is it bad the most unbelievable part of the story for me was the Prius getaway car?
by Techie on Nov 12, 2009 2:09 PM EST reply actions
Have the SEC replay officials looked over the surveillance tape yet?
by hailstate on Nov 12, 2009 2:12 PM EST reply actions
I guess this gives new meaning to the term “Wild Boyz”
by haybeav on Nov 12, 2009 2:16 PM EST reply actions
Nukeese definately wants a transfer.
From Knox Co. to Levenworth.
by Ted Valentine on Nov 12, 2009 2:17 PM EST reply actions
Way to go, Freek. Kudos, man! I don’t know how you found the video of the kids w/the pellet guns…. Damn, that is good stuff.
by BigRebOne on Nov 12, 2009 2:50 PM EST reply actions
@17
Why yes, they have and the ruling on the field is confirmed; the driver had possession.
Personal foul, no spare change and “Gimme yo Muny!” armed only with a pellet gun are off(up)setting penalties.
Mike Slive says you’ll be fined if you disagree. ESS EE SEE REFS, Bitches!
Sullivan013
by sullivan013 on Nov 12, 2009 3:12 PM EST reply actions
I’m so glad that UF didn’t get Nu’keese Richardson. We never could have afforded his bazooka costs.
by MrRedDevil on Nov 12, 2009 3:41 PM EST reply actions
K’u’kee’se’e: “I’m ready to get this paper, G. You with me?”
Janzen: “Mother fucking right, my pockets looking kind of tight. and I’m stressed yo biggie lemme grab the vest.”
K’u’kee’se’e: “No need for that just grab the fucking gat. The first pocket that’s fat, the pellet gun is to his back”
by I been robbin Niggas since the slave ships on Nov 12, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions
Kids today!
Wasn’t the store owner a UT booster? Biting (or blowing off) the hand that feeds you much?
The Fulmer cup is safely out of Tuscaloosa and Athens and back home in Knoxville.
by Mark on Nov 12, 2009 4:11 PM EST reply actions
With all that ESS EE SEE SPEED how did they not get away?
by Brizzle on Nov 12, 2009 4:42 PM EST reply actions
@26: They probably got caught the same as they all do.. letting the police officer search their car when he merely asked nicely.
by Tim James on Nov 12, 2009 4:57 PM EST reply actions
“Awww shit, dawg. These cops have goggles and long-sleeves.”
by Joe Cox Has Alopecia on Nov 12, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions
Bobby Bowden, “Dad Gum, when our boys commit armed robbery they RUN from the scene, guess they just don’t grow’em too fast at UT.”
Lane Kiffin, “Look at the caliber of individual that URBAN MEYER wanted to bring to UF!”
Mike Slive, “A select team of SEC officials will be reviewing all information to ensure that nothing is done to risk the unbeaten seasons for ALABAMA and FLORIDA”
by Dress Her in White and Gold on Nov 12, 2009 5:10 PM EST reply actions
Okay, most of these jokes are making me groan but the second one got me, Dress Her.
by Tim James on Nov 12, 2009 5:49 PM EST reply actions
I can’ t help sharing this image from a AddictedToQuack thread, courtesy the hilarious and resourceful
jshufelt:
Still ROFL, even though this story is pretty sad, all in all, underlining just how destructive ignorance really is. What a waste!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 12, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions
" Nukeese Richardson was committing armed robbery and his phone kept ringing, so the clerk asked him who it was Nukese said, “it’s Urban Meyer” Just so you know if you call a player when he is holding up a convenience store it makes you
an accessory. i find it funny that even though Urban Meyer committed a crime with Nukese he couldn’t get him to
commit to florida" – Kiffykins
by Gostate11 on Nov 13, 2009 2:21 AM EST reply actions
Upon further review, the Offense (UT Thugs) were merely expressing their concern for those driving a gas guzzling SUV. They merely asked them how they could afford to put gas in their tank and how they could live with themselves while destroying the planet. Their response included opening thier wallet to find no money. Feeling that their point was proven, the mis-understood VOLS cranked up their Miley Cyrus CD and sped away in their Prius feeling that their message had been spread. Go big Green Orange!
by Tuck Fennessee on Nov 13, 2009 9:15 PM EST reply actions
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