THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A QUARTERBACK

Just. Fucking. Wow.

The mere mention of Daniel Cobb makes me curl up in the fetal position.

I don’t . . . What . . . Is he . . . Owwww.

The audacity is impressive. The logic, not so much.

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…you know, that’s in letters to the editor, but it took me a minute to figure that out, because it’d be ENTIRELY FUCKING PLAUSIBLE for a KNS writer to publish something like that.

If a Notre Dame fan travelled back in time, would it be ethical to kill Baby Willingham, knowing the actions that the child would tkae in the future?

\GODWIN’d

and thus this article —> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,568528,00.html

finally makes sense to me

This past Satidday, I watched a hell of a QB by the name of B.J. Coleman play against Happy Appy in Boone, NC. If his name sounds familiar, it[‘s because Hello Kiffin ran him out of the program after beating out The Giant Catfish in the spring. Kiffykins felt he could get a top flight QB quicker if he wasn’t starting a soph.

He has an esseecee arm and two interceptions were bullets his receivers couldn’t hold onto. Brought them back from an 0-21 deficit to 20-21 before two late Appy TDs sewed it up.

Kiffy has no one to blame other than himself on this one.

Tennessee fans continue to make everyone else feel better about their own fanbase.

At first I thought “he’d have to go back further than ’92….” Then I realized how not young I am. Also, is driving a car older than juniors in college a bad thing?

Not if the car has a college junior in the trunk—WHAT?

Time Travel (SEC Officials Episode) Dept:

SEC officials should travel back in time…to…oh….let’s say TWO YEARS..and…

..get High Definition TVs to better review calls on the field during games?

Instead of fining Urbster $30 grand to finance the cost of new sets for all games after the damage has been done?

Yes, Virginia, the SEC is that half-ass backwards, when 94% of the people living in the trailer parks have better TVs than the Zebras. (The rest are failed hippies who do not believe in technology either.)

@yoyofutbawl:

Likewise, Clemson thanks Mr. Kiffen for dropping Tahj Boyd in their laps.

@ yoyofutbawl:

Don’t forget the left-over Fulmer QB recruit he basically rescinded an offer to because he felt as though the recruit wouldn’t fit the system. So he could have also had a redshirt freshman with a year in his system to at least provide some depth at the position this coming year.

Basically, Kiffin is the guy at the bar dissing and disregarding women who would go home with him that he believes are below him, holding out the somewhat delusional hope that some hottie will walk in right before closing time and need a ride home. Word from the wise: if you aren’t talking to her by midnight, you’re going home alone.

There should be another Colquitt punter clone being reproduced any minute now for Tennessee. Ya mean they didn’t have some Tee Martin clones lying around?

Coaches throughout the mediocre-to-good range fit their players to the system.

Great coaches collect the best players they can get and build a system around them.

Because strategery is less important and far more fungible than either the athletic ability or the heart of a champion.

I occasionally have to drive through Knoxville on business. Like this gem, I can never decide if the local sports talk shows (ALL VAWLS ALL THE TIME) are real or produced by The Onion.

-Story about how abortion affects college football programs = hilarious

-Comments that miss the point = fucking hilarious

My people, they are teh retarded.

Ben Leard is insulted by this post, as it is his sperm that spawned Cobb, Cox, and Todd.

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Kiffins wife is HOTTTT so, while I get the point, you probably should have found a different example.

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Thanks. Did not know that about Tahj. Once dacoachO gettabildafensroundmemfisgain what will Kiffy do?

My guess is crash & burn. Al Davis might be more washed up than Sonny Jurgenson after 12 martinis but that does not mean he’s stupid.

Orson,

Close but no Cigar.

We actually Cloned Brandon Cox – he of Myasthenia Gravis and Ownage of UF – and went back 8 years before his birth and impregnated a woman to create Daniel Cobb. It was genius, in that the son is older than the father, and throws everyone off the time-travelling sperm show.

Maybe you should take the turkey baster out of your ass. It might work better

I wholeheartedly believe this program is in place in all major sports. How else can you explain the never-ending line of Korvers in college/NBA hoops?

One question though: Would abortionbots really come from the SEC? That sounds much more like something you’d get from the Pac-10 or even the Ivy League.

NewAZTiger is right: It is the Cox-Cobb clone.

But you’re right too, they smell like cookies. That’s why its the loveliest village.

“Ya mean they didn’t have some Tee Martin clones lying around?”

The Mobile Press put an end to that- they were tired of firing their sportswriters.

This post is dumb. This could never happen-

(Thinking about the possibility of cloning Paul Johnson to have a successor in place when he goes to a football factory program)

the technology just isn’t there. Losers.

I think my contributions to future recruiting should be acknowledged here.

Thanks…and can anyone spare a few bucks?

Ahhh! It finally clicks. God is punishing South Carolina for being so liberal and anti-baby/pro-abortion. Got it.

You be-‘little’ him, but I once had an Auburn co-ed tell me in bar that Daniel Cobb had the biggest dick she’d ever seen. I said “Did you say ‘had’ or ‘is’”. She giggled and said ‘yes’.

Even knowing it was only a letter to the editor, I can only echo Holly’s

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helplessly.

That might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard today.

Screw Tee Martin clones. I’m hoping there’s some debased half retarded horribly mutated Clausen brother who lives in an attic still out there that might want to go to Tennessee. Remember, no matter how bad he is, he’s still better than Nick Stephens, because Nick Stephens is the back up quarterback to a Giant Catfish (which has proved to be surprisingly teachable…which makes me wonder if Kiffin is using Matrix style teaching modules for Crompton’s genetically crippled moonshine brain).

Re: 32

You may have heard stupidest-er? Please share with the rest of the class.

O. M. G.

Thank Xenu that Cobb transferred from UGA, thus ensuring the Dawgs QB pool stayed untainted.

On another note…I played ball with Cobb in HS. All he did was throw deep to blazer Corey Patterson (yes, the MLB player), and be an amazing douce. We ran the wing-T! This was FAIL from the start.

Cobb Clones: Good enough to beat Florida!

man, i was pro-abortion until i found out that it might keep rocky top from pounding uga on a yearly basis. time to change my world view…

Cobb is actually from the Jeff Goerge product line. Unfortunately, these mutate with each generation. Good enough to make you think he deserves the job until he actually gets the job, then he makes you wonder why he even put on the uniform.