TOMMY WEST FIRED HEY HERE'S YOUR NEW COACH

Yeah.. that wouldn’t bother me….

Interestingly enough, the ad below the article featured a picture of a downward-trending bar graph. I’d offer to trade you for Bryan Stinespring, but I know it would not fix what ails us, either.

So the Memphis coach got Kiffin’d?

Sorry O, but if they call someone on UF’s staff, I’m pretty sure it’s going to be someone you want to keep.

Now, if they need an excellent DBs coach and absolutely sterling DC background, Willie Martinez is ready. And, as a bonus, he’s an EEO hire!

You can’t script redzone sacks any better than Addizio!

Stoopnagle, we will get behind a joint Addazio/Martinez package for the benefit of both schools. If VT wants to get Stinespring in on this, not against that either. Only a team like that can get you back to the Magic Jack bowl.

Unfortunately, if/when Addazio moves on, Florida will also lose their O-line coach. Now, after watching Florida’s line, composed of 4 and 5 star recruits, give up the 3rd most sacks in the SEC this season on a mobile, running quarterback that is by his stature extremely difficult to bring down one-on-one, I still find this idea relatively unfortunate seeing as Florida has consistently had one the best O-lines in the country under Addazio. This year being the exception…

Fuck that. Greg Davis has been the mastermind behind some of the best offenses of the past decade in Texas, including the Top Scoring Offense in the country this year.

Hire him. Fucking hire him or I’ll kill someone (you). And I don’t even know who the hell (you) is in this instance.

I’d even help Adazzio throw all his shit into a Mayflower truck. With a smile!

Memphis, may I offer a proven winner with a +.700 record and a down-home folksey charm?
Call Bill Stewart at West Virginia. Mention today’s ad special and get an OC thrown in for free.

Yeah, its the OC taking those sacks, not a QB that’s a-skeered to throw the ball down the field and unable to make more than one read before the “run it” alarm goes off. Pity any NFL GM that drafts Tebow as anything more than a wildcat novelty toy.

P.S., Since this is the only time we get to talk Memphis football around here, the next coach is Buster Brown, Terry Bowden, rolling west on That Mean Ol’ Highway with hell on both ends and nowhere in between.

@Ted Valentine: Yeah, because Tebow had all of those problems his first 3 years.

Now honestly, why would Memphis want to mess around with unproven coordinators like Addazio and Davis when there’s a perfect candidate out there who has already won a national title as a head coach? I’m talking about a coach whose offensive coordinating skills are so strong his team can go 9-1 even when it doesn’t have an offense to coordinate! Make the call to Iowa City, Memphis. Ken O’Keefe is your destiny.

Dear Memphis,

I was wrongfully overlooked for the head coaching job at GT. I have a sterling track record for making big offensive plays happen, as you can see from this season. As a bonus I will shore up my defensive staff with my pals Willie Martinez to coach the secondary and Greg Robinson to have the co-defensive coordinator duties.

Waiting to hear from you,

Jon Tenuta

Charlie Weis for Memphis head coach! Imagine all the ribs! NOM NOM NOM NOM

@ 11

+72 to you for the DBT reference.

Sign Your School is a Coaching Graveyard: You used to have “State” in your name, but you took it out to seem more big-time.

Hey, I want the job!!

Here’s my resume:
- Current Head Coach at UCF
- Only undefeated Coach at Notre Dame
- Took GaTech to the SuperBowl and won
- Direct hookup with COTG and BNTG to ensure wins
- Love ribs and barbeque

Signed
George O’Leary

Phillip Fulmer to Memphis.

Oh, you Vols won’t be laffin’ so hard if Phat Phil DOES get the Memphis job, hires a bunch of good assistants, and whups Kiffykins. Talk about payback.

This isn’t intramurals. This is DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL BROTHER! Consequently, it’s clear that your program needs Hawk Love and needs it in the worst way possible (fortunately that’s the only way that shit is available).

Is Addazio answering Chuck Strong’s phone now?

All kidding aside, I’m hearing that, more and more, it’s looking like Andy McCollum.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE:
1. Charlie Strong. Memphis is a chocolate city + Strong is from Arkansas = LET’S FUCKING DO THIS.
2. Phil Fulmer. Chances of this happening are just barely greater than a Fulmer-led Memphis beating UT, but the potential for pants-wetting hilarity is what makes this worth hoping for.
3. Willie Martinez. Held Tennessee and Tech combined to 0 points and 55 yards of total offense. On the same day! Seriously, if Monte Kiffin is the Google of Defense, then Martinez is, like, the Lycos. Or something. Anyway, sell high, Willie.
4. Pat Dye, Danny Ford, Bobby Bowden, Galen Hall — take your pick. Memphis is a dirty old town and these are dirty old men. Of course this would end badly — and, in Memphis, that’s the point.

Fat Phil at Memphis would be AWESOME. Love to see the story lines when he comes into Knoxville and kicks Lame’s ass.

bing, bing bing, winner @23

“Memphis is a dirty old town and these are dirty old men. Of course this would end badly — and, in Memphis, that’s the point.”

That’s my vote for best line of the day, and I’m sticking with it.

please for god sake take adazzio, we can alwasy hire a new offensive coordinator, the guy who was urban’s old one at bowling green is available! charlie strong will not go anywhere unless it is a good program like UGA head coach or clemson or some shizzie …

Please. Be assured that Memphis will go as cheap as they can. They will offer Gus Malzahn and Tim Walton and both will probably say no. They might talk to Strong if they are smart, but they won’t pay near enough. They will probably end up with Steve Roberts or most likely, former Memphis player and current Les Miles right hand man Larry Porter. Before you laugh at them taking a position coach, he can recruit and he will be available cheaper than any of the other names on this list.

@27 Steve Roberts is likely to become available in the near future considering he’s getting run out of Jonesboro after this debacle of a season. But it does make things a bit better watching the red-headed stepchild of the Tiger High athletics program crash and burn.