A bizarre day through and through--like, weird to the core, as weird long as it was weird wide as it was weird deep, just weirdness and drah-mah in all directions. It would be enough to drive even the professionals of the CAA to the limits of their patience. Or: it might even drive them to the limits of their fucking patience.

They weren't alone in cursing today, but unlike Nick Saban they're not supposed to rain verbal hellfire from their mouths on air when things go wrong.