EXCELLENCE IN ANNOUNCING, FCS EDITION

+100 cocktails Orson! quite impressed to see this posted already. ha! yeah, and to start out as “hmm…yawn, LSU/Bama, OSU/Penn State i guess, but what else? Cincy?” mediocrity weekend, this Saturday was, well, weird.

Nicely done O! Mediocrity reigned, but your Gators looked good and my Bucks looked better than could have been expected.

What a shitty day. At least we covered the number. But I was at Memorial, and if I live to be 357 years old I never want to see something like I saw happen with Jahvid Best ever again. That was the scariest shit I ever saw in my life. I said 78 Hail Marys and some stuff I made up, and I’m Baptist.

O-

We may need/want/be satirically required to start the Pinkle suicide/homocide/genocide watch. Things in Columbia are not pretty. And the football team’s pretty piss poor too. These Mizzou kids are getting mighty touchy after the “success” they had in 07.

make that homicide. Really, though, either can be applicable here.

That guy didn’t have a goddamn pinkie. UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

[last thought before -finally!-passing out for the night] “Oh, GOODY! i smell a post coming featuring a man with no goddamn pinkie!”

Richmond had just crapped their pants missing a short game winning FG to beat Nova and keep their 17-game winning streak alive when this happened. Figured it was some sort of production intern prank. The last time my wife and I looked at each other like this was the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction. You just shake your head, laugh, and move on. You can ask her, but I told her we would be able to see the instant replay on EDSBS tomorrow morning.

Bonus- Listen for the announcer to start whistling “The Final Countdown”.

CASE KEENUM FOR HEISMAN!

I mean, did you see that comeback!? That’s a Heisman tape fo’ sho’

Nick Saban thinks you’re bullshit. Saban’s Mom thinks you’re bullshit. Mere Saban has one finger for you, It’s the digit that God didn’t take. Yet.

@Gob Bluth

Absolutely the best part of the whole thing.

I know have the words I shall utter on my deathbed.

Er, “now.” Hangover, you see.

Are we sure that wasn’t Holly when OSU went up 24-7?

…these grits are extra yummy this morning (must be the brown sugar), but not nearly as yummy as the tears from Notre Dame, Iowa, Oregon, and Michigan fans!

…are we to believe the “What a bum” audio was actually broadcast? Sure sounds to me like it’s commentary from someone in the room and not coming through the TV’s speakers.

…anyone else actually catch this last night?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/41454993.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1257697157&Signature=2YMihHvwWeiNo2ZkU2gc%2Fv8mUwY%3D

I believe the potty language come from you, the home viewer.

…lop off a pinky in a “farming accident” ….that’s one way to get off the tractor and into school.

13 – Don’t forget the Oklahoma fans. Their season went from “disappointingly mediocre” to “are we the Georgia of the Big 12??”

Mich-Placed Gator: Sweet, not savory, grits? You’ve blown my mind.

softbatch, different grits for different moods. this morning, it was just instant grits with nothing else, so I like to sprinkle a little brown sugar on top. Other mornings, when eggs and bacon are involved, I prefer my grits with just a little pat of butter and a little salt and pepper.

…and yes, I did just type “instant grits” …being single and in damn yankee country, instant grits are about all I can find (or have the patience to make myself, unlike the “witness” from My Cousin Vinny)

@9

It was Tulsa. They had no business being behind by that much. I will admit I’ve traded in my midget qb adulation for Todd Reesing and got a brand new shiny Case Keenum set.

@Mich-Placed Gator

Sounded like the room to me too. Any verification because I would think that would draw at least some news from the Philly, Richmond media and I’ve seen no mention.

BTW LSUFreek’s latest work is a masterpiece. Lane Kiffin might be on to something folks.

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@Mich-placed Gator

Hard to say, but I think I recall someone mentioning it in the thread yesterday. If that were the case, I’d have a hard time believing that that person saw the same YouTube video and not the broadcast.

…according to the comments on YouTube, several others claim to have heard this live, so it must be real. Excellent.

@20

I agree Keenum’s not touching a Heisman – after all this is Conference USA we’re dealing with – but if there was a MVP award in college football Keenum would have that bitch locked down like Terrance Cody sitting on a Florida cheerleader. Where would Houston be without Keenum saving their asses every time?

I was at the UR-Villanova game. What a cock punch. By the way, funny that the guy was whistling Final Countdown. Just a few minutes before, as the song was blaring over the loudspeakers during the timeout immediately preceding the shanked fg that would have won the game, I leaned over to my buddy and asked questioned whether the song is only further psyching out our kicker. I wouldn’t have remembered that little footnote in my burbon induced haze. Thanks youtube!

People that eat grits with sugar have something wrong with them.

sure sounds like it’s the guy in the room saying that stuff.

100% fail

@ SGJ – 29 – I’d have to agree with you, grits should never be sweet… Salt/pepper/cheese/texas pete/butter/shrimp/bacon/ among other things, but never brown sugar… Brown sugar is a slap in the face to Old South God…

The whistling is so appropriate. He knows his ass is fired, so why not whistle? At that point he could have cockpunched his broadcast partner and started yelling dirty limericks. Also, it’s “The Final Countdown,” metaphoricalsymbolical for “I will lose my job in t-minus three minutes.”

Sweet oats, sweet rice, sweet wheat, sweet grits. All good.

I’m told by friends who watched the game on tv that they in fact said this stuff on air.

….you forgot Sweet Tea, JNCGator

Absolutely, 100% real. I’ve got it on DVR myself. It’s some dumbass in the production truck. As a Sooner fan, I was able to entertain myself with replays of this video for my friends instead of watching the offensive clusterfuck in Lincoln Saturday night. It was the perfect length to allow me to watch an NU punt- watch the Richmond Video- watch an OU punt- Richmond- punt- “Bum”- punt- etc. (throw “interception” in there 5 times at random.)