THE REDNECK ROCKER RETURNS
The Subcommandante needs not appear on this blog anymore thanks to the Redneck Rocker. Gimme blood! Gimme blood pollution!!! Your favorite Mountain Dew-drinkin', hell-raisin' redneck is back, and it's seven minutes plus of pure FYAH.
"I look at Daryl Clark and see the nightmares he can open for Ohio State. And if that happens, Penn State will win by 30." For the Redneck Rocker, every game is a Hellraiser Box to be opened with someone being ripped apart by chains, usually you, you non-Buckeye bitch. If a hipster needs to have their soul crushed today, just play this entire video and wait for Justice's "Genesis" to crank through. Yes, he probably got it from the Cadillac commercial, but it should still reduce them to a fine, shimmering cloud of dust in a matter of seconds.
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Hola, amigos, I know it’s been awhile since I rapped atcha … all I’m sayin’ is, nobody has ever seen Justin Blythe and Jim Anchower in the same room.
by Golden Hand on Nov 6, 2009 3:19 PM EST reply actions
“You come into our homes every Saturday…and you make us believe.” Ohio State is a bunch of Jehovah’s Witnesses?
by Golden Hand on Nov 6, 2009 3:24 PM EST reply actions
So Richrod goin to hell wrapped in the future Lou Holtz’s sweater vest…
The only nightmare that I KNOW FOR A FACT is that that guys lone ranger tooth on the bottom is quakin just thinking about the Mt. Dew/Slimjim NIGHTMARE that will be OPENED for the next 3-6 weeks of it’s short time left on earth. I need my own video blog…
by #50 on Nov 6, 2009 3:25 PM EST reply actions
When someone displaying that level of knowledge picks your team by 30, it is time to start preparing for a long Saturday.
by DanF on Nov 6, 2009 3:26 PM EST reply actions
I can’t wait for the compilation from lil wayne and the redneck rocker
by gilmore on Nov 6, 2009 3:33 PM EST reply actions
Oh God. Why do you always gotta bring out the Redneck Rocker? It doesn’t matter how many games OSU wins. We will never live this guy down.
by comoprozac on Nov 6, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions
Jim Anchower is way more photogenic than the Redneck Rocker, plus I believe a gentle breeze would snap RR in two.
by John on Nov 6, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions
I am a genteel Southern lady (who only occasionally uses profanity on these here internets) and I, myself, enjoy a nice (Diet) Mountain Dew from time to time. Please do not lump all us Dew drinkers together.
Thank you kindly and God bless.
by zzgator on Nov 6, 2009 3:46 PM EST reply actions
The length between his thumb and index finger appears to be bigger than the his arms….. ew
by TideDruid on Nov 6, 2009 3:46 PM EST reply actions
As if it wasn’t embarrassing enough to have our asses handed to us on the field in the 06 NCG, now I have to endure the rants of a single-toothed, professional pipe cleaner posing as the voice of buckeye fans. Someone give me a window to throw this guy out of, preferably on the 110th floor of a building.
by TAFKastOSUB on Nov 6, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions
We all have our crosses to bear TEFKastOSUB…for instance…
by zzgator on Nov 6, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions
I’ll put a $100 on NewMex St over the high-school squad. Any takers?
by IM A MAN IM FORTY on Nov 6, 2009 4:18 PM EST reply actions
For those of you that remember Coke and New Coke during the mid-80’s, replay the video from 00:50 to 01:05 and watch his head tick to his left and tell me that he’s not the tOSU version of Max Headroom.
by Geaux Irish on Nov 6, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions
zzgator, you obviously have little to no taste in music. Rappin bout the Gators and fallin down and tryin to play it off… what could be more ballah than that?
by #50 on Nov 6, 2009 4:25 PM EST reply actions
Sugary Mt. Dew drink -—-> only three teeth in your head. Just saying.
by mykiesee on Nov 6, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions
This video makes me appreciate regular visits to the dentist.
by Touchdown74 on Nov 6, 2009 4:47 PM EST reply actions
Hmmmm, some intriguing possibilities are presented in the last minute. The Redneck Rocker starts talking directly to someone named Lee (or is that Leigh?) about a previous discussion of "who’s coming out on top. Are we to assume that sexual positioning is be wagered here? Is Lee/Leigh male or female? He says that Lee/Leigh may be “working the game”. Is that in the bleachers or below them, or on a pole at some club he frequents? I’m sure Schnelly would want to know.
by SC'Eer on Nov 6, 2009 5:02 PM EST reply actions
I like the way the wind whispers through the gaps in his snags when he speaks!
by EastHoustonPondwater on Nov 6, 2009 6:15 PM EST reply actions
meth hasn’t been very good to this fellow
just sayin’…..
by WarChiziken on Nov 6, 2009 6:40 PM EST reply actions
I can’t begin to imagine why comments are disabled at YouTube…with such a tight compact 7 minute breakdown of the game, including insights that make ESPN sweat, I’m sure he’s just depriving himself of undulating applause, cheering and congratulations.
Pryor must be tossing in his bed at night to the nightmares of the hardcore RR calling him son and being so totally cross with him.
by Evan on Nov 6, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions
Wow. I take back almost everything disparaging I have ever said about Alabama fans. I thought the last video was bad enough, but he evidently figured out how to use the camera again. I know that I will continue my flouride treatments every night til the day I die, just to make sure I never emulate his look.
by Crabapple Buck on Nov 6, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions
As an alum, I feel that we should have our own EDSBS contributor, Tommy Kilborne respond to said Redneck Rocker’s comments that “Notre Dame is crap, Notre Dame is crap”.
I must say however, this gentleman seems to be living the Ohio State dream – clearly occupying his parents home, shooting his “youtube” from the stairs, paying hot women to have pictures made with him (can I add here that this has to be one of the 1000 or so guys around the country who think Jenn Sterger “really digs me man – I mean she was really into me during that picture”), and clearly spending his time on things much more important than dentistry.
Barbarians.
by atlantadomer on Nov 6, 2009 8:48 PM EST reply actions
Check out the :48 mark- I think he is double fisting Mountain Dew. Thats hardcore brother.
by leNDmeabuck on Nov 6, 2009 9:41 PM EST reply actions
Really looking forward to his sermon prior to Iowa next week. With luck he won’t have lost any more teeth.
by Bellanca on Nov 7, 2009 12:00 PM EST reply actions

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