THE REDNECK ROCKER RETURNS
The Subcommandante needs not appear on this blog anymore thanks to the Redneck Rocker. Gimme blood! Gimme blood pollution!!! Your favorite Mountain Dew-drinkin’, hell-raisin’ redneck is back, and it’s seven minutes plus of pure FYAH.
“I look at Daryl Clark and see the nightmares he can open for Ohio State. And if that happens, Penn State will win by 30.” For the Redneck Rocker, every game is a Hellraiser Box to be opened with someone being ripped apart by chains, usually you, you non-Buckeye bitch. If a hipster needs to have their soul crushed today, just play this entire video and wait for Justice’s “Genesis” to crank through. Yes, he probably got it from the Cadillac commercial, but it should still reduce them to a fine, shimmering cloud of dust in a matter of seconds.
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gilmore says:
HA! He called Pryor “son” Hilarious
November 6th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
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Golden Hand says:
Hola, amigos, I know it’s been awhile since I rapped atcha … all I’m sayin’ is, nobody has ever seen Justin Blythe and Jim Anchower in the same room.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
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Golden Hand says:
“You come into our homes every Saturday…and you make us believe.” Ohio State is a bunch of Jehovah’s Witnesses?
November 6th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
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#50 says:
So Richrod goin to hell wrapped in the future Lou Holtz’s sweater vest…
The only nightmare that I KNOW FOR A FACT is that that guys lone ranger tooth on the bottom is quakin just thinking about the Mt. Dew/Slimjim NIGHTMARE that will be OPENED for the next 3-6 weeks of it’s short time left on earth. I need my own video blog…
November 6th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
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DanF says:
When someone displaying that level of knowledge picks your team by 30, it is time to start preparing for a long Saturday.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
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gilmore says:
I can’t wait for the compilation from lil wayne and the redneck rocker
November 6th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
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comoprozac says:
Oh God. Why do you always gotta bring out the Redneck Rocker? It doesn’t matter how many games OSU wins. We will never live this guy down.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
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John says:
Jim Anchower is way more photogenic than the Redneck Rocker, plus I believe a gentle breeze would snap RR in two.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
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zzgator says:
I am a genteel Southern lady (who only occasionally uses profanity on these here internets) and I, myself, enjoy a nice (Diet) Mountain Dew from time to time. Please do not lump all us Dew drinkers together.
Thank you kindly and God bless.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
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TideDruid says:
The length between his thumb and index finger appears to be bigger than the his arms….. ew
November 6th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
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TAFKastOSUB says:
As if it wasn’t embarrassing enough to have our asses handed to us on the field in the 06 NCG, now I have to endure the rants of a single-toothed, professional pipe cleaner posing as the voice of buckeye fans. Someone give me a window to throw this guy out of, preferably on the 110th floor of a building.
November 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
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zzgator says:
We all have our crosses to bear TEFKastOSUB…for instance…
http://www.ladylakeboyz.com/
November 6th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
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IM A MAN IM FORTY says:
I’ll put a $100 on NewMex St over the high-school squad. Any takers?
November 6th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
For those of you that remember Coke and New Coke during the mid-80’s, replay the video from 00:50 to 01:05 and watch his head tick to his left and tell me that he’s not the tOSU version of Max Headroom.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
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#50 says:
zzgator, you obviously have little to no taste in music. Rappin bout the Gators and fallin down and tryin to play it off… what could be more ballah than that?
November 6th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
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mykiesee says:
Sugary Mt. Dew drink ——> only three teeth in your head. Just saying.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
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biff tannon says:
so is that his office or what?
November 6th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
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Touchdown74 says:
This video makes me appreciate regular visits to the dentist.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
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SC'Eer says:
Hmmmm, some intriguing possibilities are presented in the last minute. The Redneck Rocker starts talking directly to someone named Lee (or is that Leigh?) about a previous discussion of “who’s coming out on top. Are we to assume that sexual positioning is be wagered here? Is Lee/Leigh male or female? He says that Lee/Leigh may be “working the game”. Is that in the bleachers or below them, or on a pole at some club he frequents? I’m sure Schnelly would want to know.
November 6th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
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EastHoustonPondwater says:
I like the way the wind whispers through the gaps in his snags when he speaks!
November 6th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
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WarChiziken says:
meth hasn’t been very good to this fellow
just sayin’…..
November 6th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
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Evan says:
I can’t begin to imagine why comments are disabled at YouTube…with such a tight compact 7 minute breakdown of the game, including insights that make ESPN sweat, I’m sure he’s just depriving himself of undulating applause, cheering and congratulations.
Pryor must be tossing in his bed at night to the nightmares of the hardcore RR calling him son and being so totally cross with him.
November 6th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Wow. I take back almost everything disparaging I have ever said about Alabama fans. I thought the last video was bad enough, but he evidently figured out how to use the camera again. I know that I will continue my flouride treatments every night til the day I die, just to make sure I never emulate his look.
November 6th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
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atlantadomer says:
As an alum, I feel that we should have our own EDSBS contributor, Tommy Kilborne respond to said Redneck Rocker’s comments that “Notre Dame is crap, Notre Dame is crap”.
I must say however, this gentleman seems to be living the Ohio State dream – clearly occupying his parents home, shooting his “youtube” from the stairs, paying hot women to have pictures made with him (can I add here that this has to be one of the 1000 or so guys around the country who think Jenn Sterger “really digs me man – I mean she was really into me during that picture”), and clearly spending his time on things much more important than dentistry.
Barbarians.
November 6th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
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leNDmeabuck says:
Check out the :48 mark- I think he is double fisting Mountain Dew. Thats hardcore brother.
November 6th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
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Bellanca says:
Really looking forward to his sermon prior to Iowa next week. With luck he won’t have lost any more teeth.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:00 pm