Ours could be any number of things:

--"STILL MORE MOBILE THAN CHRIS WEINKE"
--"THERE WERE FLOWERS HERE BUT PHIL FULMER ATE THEM"
--"YOU'RE AT THE WRONG TOMBSTONE MIAMI'S SWAGGER IS FOUR SPOTS DOWN AND DIED IN 2002"
--"IF TIM'S RIGHT I'M IN HELL RIGHT NOW GO GATORS."
--"CANCER: NATURE'S ORIGINAL UNSTOPPABLE SPREAD OFFENSE."
--"NOT DEAD--JUST HIDING FROM ED ORGERON."

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