WHEN PEOPLE DO THINGS BETTER THAN YOU CAN

by Orson on Nov 3, 2009 11:41 AM EST

Yeah, we wished we'd thought of that. Though SEC officials have performed on-field abortions on no fewer than three occasions this year, so this story flies in the face of established evidence.

Penn Wagers, seen here preparing to counsel unwed mother Andre Woodson.

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Tebow is not amused.

by Ted Valentine on Nov 3, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions

I expect nothing less from the Onion, huzzahs to the hallowed moons of Saturn!

by Philip on Nov 3, 2009 12:07 PM EST reply actions

SEC Officials Go Old School Dept:

The SEC officials, after 5-minute review, dumped Brown vs Board of Education and

REINSTATED

Plessy v. Ferguson!

Plessy v. Ferguson, 163 U.S. 537 (1896), is a landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision in the jurisprudence of the United States, upholding the constitutionality of racial segregation even in public accommodations (particularly railroads), under the doctrine of “separate but equal”

by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Nov 3, 2009 1:03 PM EST reply actions

#3, SKLM^^:

Old Timer Ole Miss fan: “So, does that mean we get the flag, the Colonel and Dixie back or whut?”

by the ex-croominator on Nov 3, 2009 1:36 PM EST reply actions

Little Rebel is Cryin’ Dept:

- If you do, then Little Rebel will be cryin’ and losing forever because African American players will not play on the team.

by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Nov 3, 2009 2:05 PM EST reply actions

What is all this hub-bub about foot-ball? I thought that young whippersnapper Theodore Roosevelt outlawed it. Perhaps that dastardly Mr Tin is behind this nefarious foot-ball plot.

Sincerely yours,

T. Herman Zweibel, Esq.

by yoyofutbawl on Nov 3, 2009 2:06 PM EST reply actions