WHEN PEOPLE DO THINGS BETTER THAN YOU CAN
Yeah, we wished we’d thought of that. Though SEC officials have performed on-field abortions on no fewer than three occasions this year, so this story flies in the face of established evidence.

Penn Wagers, seen here preparing to counsel unwed mother Andre Woodson.









1
Ted Valentine says:
Tebow is not amused.
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:59 am
2
Philip says:
I expect nothing less from the Onion, huzzahs to the hallowed moons of Saturn!
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
3
Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me says:
SEC Officials Go Old School Dept:
The SEC officials, after 5-minute review, dumped Brown vs Board of Education and
REINSTATED
Plessy v. Ferguson!
Plessy v. Ferguson, 163 U.S. 537 (1896), is a landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision in the jurisprudence of the United States, upholding the constitutionality of racial segregation even in public accommodations (particularly railroads), under the doctrine of “separate but equal”
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
4
the ex-croominator says:
#3, SKLM^^:
Old Timer Ole Miss fan: “So, does that mean we get the flag, the Colonel and Dixie back or whut?”
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 pm
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Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me says:
Little Rebel is Cryin’ Dept:
#4 – If you do, then Little Rebel will be cryin’ and losing forever because African American players will not play on the team.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
What is all this hub-bub about foot-ball? I thought that young whippersnapper Theodore Roosevelt outlawed it. Perhaps that dastardly Mr Tin is behind this nefarious foot-ball plot.
Sincerely yours,
T. Herman Zweibel, Esq.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
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hobeg8r says:
Ron Cherry is not amused and is preparing to retaliate even as we speak. No one – and I mean – NO ONE upstages Mr. Cherry.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
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Cocky Scar says:
@SKLM – a smart south carolinian can spot a racism trap from a mile away… you little trickster, you…
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm