ALL HAIL THE ALPHABETICAL, WEEK NINE

and to think… i applauded LSUfreek’s earlier installment… low blow, dude, low blow… – all that was said through a whimper and a half-hearted laugh… because south cack got hosed and this is still pretty funny…

Er, Orson,

DId you mean this link instead of the one you have under D (death showing up…)?

Well, at least Binky isn’t spelled with an A. Because I’d really hate it if that post started off with that picture of Stew.

…speaking of cocks:

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets," and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To John’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.

“The game itself reminded me of Colorado’s 62-36 win over Nebraska, the No. 2 team in the nation in 2001 going into the game against No. 14 Colorado, and still very much a program you might list on your hand as one of the five best in the nation. Most people recall the BCS title game against Miami as the moment when they downgraded Nebraska’s bond rating,”

Ironic that you should happen to mention that game, as Oregon fans will never forget it.

Colorado thrashed Nebraska 62-36, but Nebraska (a clearly inferior team, even with Eric Crouch) still
made it into the NC game (they were 11-1) against Oregon (11-1). Joey Harrington and the Oregon Ducks
went on to whale the tar out of Colorado in the Fiesta Bowl, which soothed the pain of being
gypped out of a chance to play for the NC (we were #2 in the polls, but #4 in the BCS), but only a little bit.

That feeling of being gypped still stings, man, still stings, something I hope last night is a first
step towards finally healing.

We’ve had a chip on our shoulder ever since, I believe, soothed in turn only by the current
Chip on our shoulders (all puns intended but apologized for in advance).

I is very, very true. (at :18).

Josh Nesbitt’s passing line against two SEC defenses this year: 17/27, 3 TDs, no INTs, 230 ypg. Remember, Willie, nine in the box, man coverage by your corners, and strict assignment football is the only way to stop this offense.

Um. I’m sorry. I can’t hear you with Spurrier’s cock in my ear.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth, the Bearcats remain undefeated behind a totally inexperienced quarterback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8HpqZxZmuw

Go Cincinnati
Cincy will win
Fight to the finish
Never give in!

V is for the letter V now being owned by the villainous BEEEEEES via their victorious ventures in vanquishing all V-variant universities in vhree veeks.

Oh and V wins in V states in the V weekends of October ain’t too shabby either.