Spikes’ groin injury obviously lingering from last year’s Countertop Hero dry hump. I have no sympathy.

I will not be in attendance at the Coke Orgy for the first time in over a decade, but of course will be monitoring the carnage from the SAFETY ZONE of the hotel bar where the wedding reception I agreed to attend before consulting a calendar will be held. Any suggestions as to how I can build up to the correct level of Georgia-hate amidst a congregation of Miami-based Cubans and Orlando Presbyterians?

Vivid Video and EA Sports partner to…

Now that one would be fun to broker.

“Coke Orgy” Classic because its true.

As for the Stillwater weather I’m sure T. Boone is going to turn on all those windmills he owns to try and throw Colt off his game. Only problem is its tough to disrupt a 2 yard hitch or a slip screen.

No weather for the Washington St/Notre Dame game? TWC says it will rain tears as the Cougars join Vandy and Illinois as the first 3 BCS teams sent home “officially” for the holidays.

Anyway we can scrap the SC-Ducks game and get a Taylor Mays-LeGarrett Blount death match in a packed Autzen?

I can’t believe Georgia would play a criminal like Vance. I bet they didn’t even handle the situation internally. I am disgusted, sirs.

@ Jack Fact #4 -

http://www.fallweddingssuck.com

No suggestions for building up hate for the opposing team, but there’s plenty of hate on that site for those that choose fall weddings at the expense of true fans.

Cheers!

@ DrBundy

You assume true fan. Would a true fan need to consult a calendar to know UGA/UF is Halloweenish and therefore sounding alarms about a Halloween wedding?

…I drove around Georgia without a license for nearly 6 years…. from 10 yrs old until 16. What’s the big deal?

I checked Weather.com for Jacksonville on Saturday. It mentioned that it would be Raining Blood.

/Slayer’d

Intelligence report update: Georgia Tech is the only bowl-eligible ACC team at the moment. Haha.

I thought T Boone had already built a retractable dome over Stillwater.

Update #2 from the AP
Commissioner Mike Slive told The Associated Press in a phone interview Friday that coaches who violate the conference’s ethics rules against criticizing officials in public will face a fine or suspension instead of receiving merely public reprimands when they first act up.

Kiffin get 3 strikes, Mullen gets 2, and everybody else just gets 1.

Ah yes, fall weddings. My solution is is simple. The minute I find out a wedding is being held between labor day and the first Satuday in December, I immediately ask where to send the gift, because I can’t make it due to previous comittments.

Dear video game industry: still waiting for Intercourse Hero, the Video Game. Sincerely, Orson Swindle.

But honey, it’s a great educational tool for the kids. It says “Intercourse”…. I mean, come on, it’s practically Baby Einsteinian.

Wonder when Commish Slive reached volcanic and decided to go straight for the suspension/fine job? Could it be
right after he read lil’ kiffy’s disrespectful comment about getting a letter that wouldn’t mean anything? Great
googly moogly what a turdnocker lil’ kif is.

Gene, I hope you left out a k in turdnocker. Otherwise, it sounds like he’s drinking one.

Dear Ron Franklin:
I wish I was ignorant of Zac Lee’s existence, too.
Sincerely,
Cornhusker Fans