EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 9
The Halloweekend agenda.
ORSON (Jacksonville)
WOOOOOO COCKTAIL PARTY.
HOLLY (Columbus)
West Fuckin’ Virginia @ USF
Miami @ Wake
Duke @ Virginia
Central Michigan @ BC
WLOCP
Sakerlina @ Tennessee
USC @ Oregon
Texas @ OK State

Mr. Moundshroud: “Well, which was it? A Trick or a Treat?”
Happy Halloween, motherfuckers. Let us know where you’re at and look alive out there.









101
Cocky Scar says:
Oh, georgia, this is gonna be a blowout…
October 31st, 2009 at 3:06 pm
102
A Clean Kick to the Facemask says:
@ SEC Supremacist
With the way Auburn’s defense has been playing as of late, I didn’t think that would be possible for the remainder of the season.
But you’re right, they had all the tricks and Coach Giggity gets no treats!
October 31st, 2009 at 3:06 pm
103
Blog Goliard says:
Maybe Spikes would have more luck protecting himself out there if he actually strapped himself into his helmet or something. (That would, however, result in fewer penalties called against opposing offenses.)
He’s not the only one I see this with. There should seriously be a warning-then-penalty-then-ejection sequence for players who, for whatever reason, can’t keep themselves in their equipment. Especially with our Congresscritters getting way too interested in football safety just now.
October 31st, 2009 at 3:18 pm
104
A Clean Kick to the Facemask says:
The Ginga Ninja is learning to strike not just from the shadows…
October 31st, 2009 at 3:40 pm
105
Prince Lightfoot says:
Are we to assume that the Tebow missionaries own a Slingbox that they left behind in the states for just such an emergency? ‘Cause it’s illegal to placeshift with a Slingbox you don’t own, isn’t it? Does COTG not punish those who violate the DMCA?
October 31st, 2009 at 4:12 pm
106
Mich-Placed Gator says:
…congradulations Timmy!! …and I wish I was in Jax so I got run up to the booth and shoe Merton Laverne “Verne” Lundquist right in the nuts. What a dick. Of course Herschel Walker did it in 3 years, but Timmy broke the record with over 120 LESS carries.
….and yes Prince, the Tebows do in fact own a slingbox and it’s at Tebow’s parents house on Otis Rd if you’d like to stop by and check it out, you fuckin’ tool
October 31st, 2009 at 4:29 pm
107
Prince Lightfoot says:
Fewer carries. Just sayin’.
October 31st, 2009 at 4:40 pm
108
Guest 10000 says:
Tebow may have had less carries, but Herschel’s record doesn’t include 5 touchdowns in bowl games. The “record” may be broken, but Tim Tebow still hasn’t scored as many total rushing TDs as Herschel Walker has.
October 31st, 2009 at 4:42 pm
109
AZDuck says:
Home with the DVR most of the morning, watching whatever college games look interesting. Hating Boise and Iowa.
Around 1:00 pm Hawaii time, driving to Waikiki to check into hotel;
Watch Oregon versus Toejams; drankin’
End of UO – Condoms, more drankin’, wander Waikiki dressed as Joe Dirt. Get photographed by Japanese tourists.
October 31st, 2009 at 4:48 pm
110
AZDuck says:
Holy shit Michigan is getting ass-reamed by [name redacted]
October 31st, 2009 at 4:50 pm
111
cheelydawg says:
When does the sun set in Jacksonville?
October 31st, 2009 at 5:00 pm
112
Boatdrinks says:
This here internet says 6:40 pm sunset in Jax for sunset.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:09 pm
113
Boatdrinks says:
Yes, another cocktail for the second sunset. Wow, I cannot speak much English. Might as well drink more.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:10 pm
114
Expat Ohioan says:
Understated comment of the year, courtesy Mgoblog during the Illinoise game:
“[Comment From SixWingedBlueAngelSixWingedBlueAngel: ]
I think it raises some legitimate questions about GERG as well”
Unless the question is whether he becomes the first D coordinator fired DURING a game, I’m pretty sure those questions have already been raised this year.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:20 pm
115
Guest 10000 says:
Sun is indeed about to set in Jacksonville. Let’s see if that’s enough to give Joe Cox the ninja magic he needs to score 2 TDs in 9 minutes (and for the defense to force a 3 and out in between)
October 31st, 2009 at 5:36 pm
116
Blog Goliard says:
Lots of people in this town have been desperate to see Logan Gray take over. Not exactly an improvement so far.
We keep recruiting all these quarterbacks. What happens to them?
October 31st, 2009 at 5:49 pm
117
Prince Lightfoot says:
Tebow to Tracy Wolfson: “Georgia is a very good team.”
COTG punishes those who lie.
October 31st, 2009 at 6:01 pm
118
MrRedDevil says:
It always feels great to beat Jawja, even when they’re not that great.
GO GATORS!!!
October 31st, 2009 at 6:04 pm
119
Meg says:
Just fire the entire coaching staff. They don’t appear to be doing anything anyway.
October 31st, 2009 at 6:12 pm
120
Philip says:
Tennessee follows in the footsteps of soccer clubs world over utilizing a color for their team’s jersey not even associated with the team…
October 31st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
121
cantcatchuf says:
UT’s Halloween uniforms: the East Coast’s answer to Oregon.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:02 pm
122
beckett929 says:
GAHHHHH FUCKING WWL!!!!! ABC in South Carolina has the Texas/Picken’s Boys game.. ESPN2, which has been advertised to have to the USC/Oregon game has a fucking simulcast of ESPN News!!!!!!
October 31st, 2009 at 7:14 pm
123
beckett929 says:
oh fucking brilliant… Oregon/USC is blacked out only in HD… its in shitty 1950’s vision if you have Texas/OKSt. on ABC
October 31st, 2009 at 7:24 pm
124
cantcatchuf says:
Yeah, same problem here in Florida. Fucking awesome, ESPN.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:27 pm
125
James says:
UConn fan here.
Do me a favor, fine folks. Tell me it’s going to be allright. Pat me on the head, whisper sweet nothings, and tell me the nightmare ends someplace, someday.
Why.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:35 pm
126
Mich-Placed Gator says:
….it’s not ESPN, it’s your cable provider. Same shit happens up here in Michigan all the time with ComCrap. I never have that issue with DirecTV.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:36 pm
127
cantcatchuf says:
I have Dish Network, not cable.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:44 pm
128
gamedaytribe says:
For those who can’t get it on tv, and want to watch the USC/OR game on computer:
justin.tv
October 31st, 2009 at 7:44 pm
129
efs says:
Oak st receivers must have chased greased pigs before game
October 31st, 2009 at 7:47 pm
130
Dougo says:
Got back from the library at 630.
Jameson and rockyfuckingdeathtop.
High potential for enthusiastic arson.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:50 pm
131
seeyouinhellwillingham says:
Matt Barkley is a true freshman. I can’t get over this
October 31st, 2009 at 8:13 pm
132
PAK says:
If Golden Tate isn’t more seriously in the heisman race after today there’s serious shenanigans going on. Granted it’s WSU, but he’s been ridiculous. He just outjumped 3 defenders and ripped the ball away from them on a hail mary at the end of the half.
October 31st, 2009 at 8:19 pm
133
GamecockTony says:
Well at least the OBC had the common courtesy to start the bed-shitting before Daylight Savings Time ended this year.
/FUCK ME FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
October 31st, 2009 at 8:40 pm
134
GamecockTony says:
At least I live in a neighborhood where folks think its common to serve shots and mini -bottles to the adults trick or treating with their kids.
/did I mention FUCKITY FUCK FUCK?
October 31st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
135
GamecockTony says:
@Pak – Totally agree. He’s the best “football player” right now in CFB.
Do I get rewarded or penalized for posting thrice in a row?
October 31st, 2009 at 8:43 pm
136
Blog Goliard says:
That may or may not be, GamecockTony and Pak, but we all know it’s not as simple as being the best football player in college football. The vast majority of the time, it is “the best offensive skill player, playing east of the Mississippi or in Los Angeles, whose team is headed for a BCS bowl”. Players like Golden Tate or A.J. Green come closer to making the cut than many other worthy candidates, but they will still join the rest of them in failing to appear on the radar.
October 31st, 2009 at 8:55 pm
137
meg says:
What if a one loss Oregon got into MNC over Boise State….?
October 31st, 2009 at 9:54 pm
138
Ruck'em Horns says:
@137
They’d deserve it.
October 31st, 2009 at 10:09 pm
139
JD says:
Wow… is that… is that BUTT the Trojans are supplying tonight?
October 31st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
140
roaminggator says:
Even with this loss, Kirk Herbstreit will still argue for USC being in the National Title hunt with only two losses.
October 31st, 2009 at 10:21 pm
141
ALGator says:
Queer ass black helmets didn’t help the bitches. UGA is pathetic. SEC East Clinched. That. Is. All.
October 31st, 2009 at 10:25 pm
142
gamedaytribe says:
As I was saying…
Nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
hey hey hey
gooooodbyeeeee
October 31st, 2009 at 10:30 pm
143
meg says:
Yes, but if I was UF I wouldn’t crow too loud. They really haven’t played an even very good team yet, and they won’t until the SECCG. They might find the going a big slower in there and I think they will lose against a Texas in the MNC.
October 31st, 2009 at 10:48 pm
144
Techie says:
We interrupt this message to bring you the following:
BEEEEEES!!!!!!!! zOMG BEEEEEES!!
Also, can we get one frakking dry field?!?!
That is all.
October 31st, 2009 at 10:54 pm
145
SpartanDan says:
@138: Fuck no, they wouldn’t. You lose to a team that ends up unbeaten, you do not belong ahead of them. Ever. End of story. If Boise loses to someone else, sure. Otherwise, fuck no.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:06 am