EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 9

ROAMING THE COKE ORGY BABY!!!!!
Look out for the big asian in the orange pants and royal blue shirt!!!!

FUCK YES CMU@BC!!!

LEFEVOURZZZZZ1112!!!!

Orson’s arrow is pointing at Savannah. #mapnerd

Holly’s arrow should be pointing anywhere but Columbus, GA (try Phenix City, AL for kicks — and cheap fireworks).

He’s somewhere en route, see. (DON’T YOU CORRECT ME.) (MAY ALREADY BE HIGH ON CANDY CORN AND THAT MAP IS CONFUSING.)

Fulham v. Liverpool
WLOCP
Coach Massengill vs Steve Superior
Vanderbilt Desperate Rear Admirals vs BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Cal vs “Looks Like Heaven Is Easier To Get Into Than” Arizona State
Hand out HFCS-laden death bombs to unwary childrens
Party, probably dressed in incredibly lame getup as skinhead soccer hooligan or tech magnate whose name rhymes with Sleeve Knobs
DRANKIN’

God, I have a lame life.

wash dc with copious amounts of “riot punch” to make me believe i am at northwestern vs. PSU.

don’t think i can make this happen? sounds like a dare to me.

2nite: Wf’’nV / USF whilst drankin’ at the WVU Alumni gamewatch party

2morrow: Light early schedule ‘cause the wife is going through the yearly mid-season whine that the honey-do list ain’t getting done. Woman, puhleeze, college footbal is much more important than mundane considerations, like food and shelter.

After dark: Forking over the candy and watching Cocks / Vols (and staying relatively sober until the kiddies quit coming)
Crosschecking: Horns / Pokes, Trojans / Ducks

Amherst at Tufts
I might even go sialing to keep in the spirit of the afternoon- weather permiting, of course.
More likely UCLA@Oregon State
Halloween in Salem, MA- we gonna burn some witches.
USC@Oregon
late night CFB re-cap
late-late night Sky Sports Premership recap

dressing up my 2 month old like a tiger.* listening to her scream bloody murder like a tiger (that’s been possessed by a banshee thats pooping angry after a night of tiger dogs, jalapeno nachos, purple haze and the Mitchell). wearing the Bjorn and fucking loving it.** drinking to numb my ear drums. Watching LSU halfway consider looking past Tulane to Bama before pulling away in the second half.

• the wife was a doll and got the baby not one but two tiger costumes. I didn’t have the heart to tell her they were aubie-type tiger outfits and not mike-type tiger outfits.

• seriously, I dare anybody that has carried aroud 13 pounds of kid for a few hours to tell me the Bjorn is not the bomb ass rap song.

BBS@1 – should we look for you in the safety zone outside the stadium?

Also, I want to watch the Ole Ball Coach beat Kiffykins just to see if THIS happens afterwards:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4608317

USA vs Random Community College……

that’s the Univeristy of South Alabama… their first foobaw homecoming. ought to be interestin, at least. (and its cheap and close by) going to see the future homecoming opponent of every SEC school in the next few years… you know… scoutin & stuff.

I connected the light dots on the night map and, starting in San Diego, it says ‘Texas will cover the number…’

Donated my LSU/Tulane tix to my kid’s school and took the tax write-off. Since the Saints don’t play till Monday, I’m planning to build that fence at the investment property all day Saturday and Sunday. Unless I decide to be a lazy bum and just watch CFB on the teevee, that is. Halloween parties to be enjoyed, I’m sure. I haven’t been given marching orders from my wife yet.

The District of Columbia, motherfuckers.
Dressed like the guys from “on a boat,” motherfuckers.
Likely in Adams-Morgan, motherfuckers.
After Ole Miss somehow loses to Auburn, motherfuckers.

Morning “Constitutional”
Morning run
Big Heapum pancake breffist
Ass-sitting for FOOTBAW
CAWKTALE PAWTEE via TV :’(
Don Billy Mays regalia, complete with simulated cocaine under reddened nose
Obscene drinking at law school halloween party while hitting on anything and everything that moves

Morning: Mandatory apartment spraying for bugs/hide the drugs and loose women. (Saturday morning at 10? Really? Looks like the rent check is gonna be a little late this month, fuckers.)

Then: Cooking buckets of chili and watching some COKE ORGY, motherfuckers. Preparatory drankin’ for…

Later: Fiesta Futbol Americano de los Alamodome y Fat Man! [Looking right at you, Griese]. Looking forward to Tom Hammond’s very special Halloween orange eyeshadow. Also checking in on Electric Banana Nightmare (or is it the Cobalt Horror this time?) vs. OMG FRESHMAN HEISMAN CONTENDER. Finish by not remembering any of the final scores I saw.

Stay hydrated, people.

Trick or treating with the little ones.
Don’t worry that’s why God created the IPhone (ND Central app sold separately.)

Tonight: Halloween block party at Harwich to kick things off.
Morning: Wake up, survey the damage, hydrate and watch gameday.
Day: Drank
Night: More drank but in costume.

JAX: I’ll be hob-nobbing, with lower jaw appropriately stuck out mind you and stirring my cocktail with my finger, at the Mayor’s tailgate. Then I guess I’ll be sweating said cocktails out of pores profusely with all this heat and humidity I have forgotten about, but not missed.

Annapolis, MD for Navy vs. Temple. I was told there were planes and bombs and skydivers and submarines.

I will be furiously checking the phone for Coke Orgy updates…

I’ll probably watch some Liverpool/Fulham nursing a headache from tonight’s Halloween party. Then I have a shitload of work to do, but I’m sure I’ll take some peaks at the outdoor coke orgy and UCLA getting pounded by the Beavers. The big game is no doubt USC/Oregon and I’ll probably have to fight with the wife to keep watching till the end before heading out to Saturday’s Halloween party.

Any truth to the Strong to Geogia rumors?

In no order, inebriated in Blowing Rock…

BEEEESSSSS!!!!!
Starksville/UK Kitties
Hello Kiffin/USChikin
GIGGETY/Chizik Nickels
WLOCP
Ducks/Condoms
Bevo/T Boone
Happy Appy/Mark Furman (on at the bar, no choice)

@16 – I got one of those IPhone cases that has the extra battery in it. It is well worth the money on those days when you are on campus at 8am and will be texting, sending pictures, trying to get enough signal to make a call and updating scores for 16 hours straight.

Monitoring the skies over Eastern Ohio & W f’n VA by day, racing home to watch the further dismantling of my beloved Sun Devils by the Berkeley Bears midday (frequently clicking over to WLOCP), then sugar-overloading the kiddies while watching Trojans-Ducks at night.

Can anyone with a spare QB please contact the ASU Athletic Dept. – operators are standing by.

Hotel bar for the Coke Orgy, drinking god damn everything.
Home in time for Oregon-USC/Texas-Okie State split-screen time, sipping scotch while passing out candy to the neighborhood future thugs (wearing a JoPa mask and screaming “GET OFF MY LAWN!”)

in the stadium watching Florida, cocktail party, WOOT

Anyone else see that espn.com is reporting that Charlie Strong is said to replace Richt? It sounds impossible and stupid, but I’m not willing to pay for “insider” access to find out where this nonsense is coming from…

Best Western – Waco, TX to get ready for the Big XII showdown between Nebraska & Baylor. My enthusiasm is somewhat close to that guy on the Freebirds Burrito commercials on free taco Tuesdays. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Except I’m just hoping for a Husker win, not super poops from a Chipotle knock-off.

Tonight:
 - Rest thy weary soul, 85% chance of whiskey and movies

Tomorrow:
 - In the office morning through early afternoonish (gotta make that paper, lawya)
 - 2:00-4:00 participate in the HFCS-tweaking of the children the condo complex
 - 4:00-7:00 same, but for all children of Chicago’s greater northside
 - 7:00-??? Cougars “@” Irish, for as long as it stays close (probably too long)
 - 8:00-end Southern Cal @ Quuuuuuaaaaaack
 - Thereafter: chase tail at local establishments/houseparties

Heading to the Plains tonight for pre-Halloween festivites (getting shitcanned).
Waking up in time to TRY and make it to the game.
Watching the game at the tailgate (There’s no way I’m making it in). Followed by cooking a low country boil at said tailgate.
Finish the afternoon off by getting drunk enough to let someone convince me to put on a costume and go hit the bars.

Holly,

I live in Phenix City, AL (The original Sin City). Why in the hell are you coming here? Holla atcha boy.

TC

Section W, Row 1 of Neyland Stadium (as per the usual), dressed up as Johnny Majors…and equally as drunk.

Neighborhood gym (thankfully the recession has made it hetero/fatty accepting)
This American Glife, Car Talk, WWDTM (not sure why I’m being this honest since I don’t know any of you)
NMSU v. tOSU (I almost never get to root for the team called the Aggies otherwise)
Gametracking: JMU v. Delaware (‘cos I’m 1-AA like that)
(sneaking to KMart when the good guys are way behind to complete my Harry-Crane-all-covered-in-blood costume)
Michigan v. Illinoise
Gametracking: UVa v. Duke (‘cos I’m 1-AA like that)
Various Halloween parties in Manhattan and Brooklyn (trying to convince some Yanktards to watch God’s Own Sport on the host’s TV, and explaining that my costume isn’t a spoiler if the episode was on TWO MONTHS AGO, and no I don’t care that you’re waiting for Blu-Ray) (seriously, I’m already angry at people I haven’t met yet)

@DomerGuy:
“– Thereafter: chase tail at local establishments/houseparties.”

Can you not-married dudes stop rubbing it in our faces? JEEEEZ.
/take my wife, please?

@9 – the Bjorn might be the single greatest invention of the last 100 years. Take your vehicle cup holder, slide it into the side and voila…….
Or take two of ’em and you can pull “six shooters” on people all night as they look on in absolute HORRAAA at you.

@ LSUKevin – please tell me you dress up as Billy Cannon every year.

Tonight: ATL Bitches!
Tomorrow: Nashville, to see the BEES continue their “Tour de SEC 2009”. Look for the ZOM.BEES

wake up > tell myself i am going into the office because i read this blog instead of doing work > realize that this is a lie > watch gameday with fingers crossed for Corso to mess up and fumble over phrases so they ask him to resign…

NCState / Criminoles > pulling for NCState to make Sakerlina’s win look better (hah)
Ole Pissy / Auburn > WAR DAMN EAGLE (ex girlfriend went to ole miss… fuck ‘em all)
Athens boy lovers / The Mighty Fighting Corrine Browns > Yo, corch, GO GATOR
Halloween Oyster Roast – keepin it classy – but hopefully a shitfest
Try to steal some little shit’s candy, but will probably become winded in the chase…
Sakerlina / Former Phil Fulmer Correctional Dept. > FUCK KIFFYKINS, motherfuckers, GO COCKS
Bars…

OH LORD

I just realized they’ll all be watching baseball at these parties. Y’all pray for me. Please.

@ 20

That’s a great idea but i’m going as goose from top gun

@ 30 i meant

Prior to 11: Sapphire on the rocks
11 on: Iowa-Indiana
Coke Orgy
DickRod v Fightin Zookers
PSU v jNW
USC v Oregon
Cock of Doody 4

25 – As I was once a chump enough to pay for that stupid “Insider” shit, the entire “rumor” is nothing more than a link to this hack of an article.

http://jacksonville.com/sports/columnists/gene_frenette/2009-10-29/story/florida_gators_strong_should_be_a_head_coach#at

I once spent a decade one week in Columbus, GA. Ugh. As in “-ly”.

I have set the over/under on the number of times I will say “Gus Malzahn—-SOOOOPER Genius” and then giggle by halftime of the Giggity/10-22 match tomorrow at 103.

Caesar’s Sports Book has the action.

Anyone want to comment on the ESPN story that says RUMOR!: St. Richt out at U(sic)GA?

And here I thought reading almost to the end of the current comments was good enough.

I still think that UF should fire Urban Meyer so Charlie can get the HC position he’s always deserved.

@ cantcatchuf – thanks for the info/link. I doubted there was anything to the “rumor”, but I didn’t expect it to be that weak…

40 – Yeah… The flimsiness makes it only more embarrassing to be an “Insider.”

If I had my druthers, it would be resting in my suburban SC shangri-la, watching Arsenal / Spurs in the morning, Osasuna / Barcelona in the afternoon, and SC / Oregon in the evening.

However, since I am married, have children, and the in-laws are visiting, I am not getting my hopes up for anything other than SC / Oregon. And I expect that to cause a ruckus, but there has to be a limit.

I’ll be at Northwestern, watching Penn State come to town.

BORING

As for viewing:

Hmmm…. Got a new bottle of Kraken spiced rum and intend to run it through its paces over:

Purdue @ Wisconsin (gah!)

Switching back between
U(sic)GA vs. Florida
and
Miami vs. Wake Forest

followed by

Texas @ Okie Lite
and
SoCal vs. Dah Ducks.

Clemson’s demolition of Coastal Carolina, the Coke Party/Bombing run on the GA defense, then Kiffykins vs Spurlid

@3: Thank you. (Sorry Holly)

In Chicago’s Rogers Park for some, in order, Buckeyes, Cocktail Party, and Piggies.

I’m going dressed as a college football fan, if anyone cares.

Cas Center Parking Lot
Whatever is on the tubes at Rennie’s Landing
Autzen Student Section

Tonight: lowcountry boil….mmmm, can’t beat it!

Tomorrow: in person appearance at AU/Ole Miss, depending on weather, i.e., we have tix, but I don’t really want to sit in the rain for four hours.

Hotty Toddy!

in Ft. Collins for Air Force at Colorado State…

AFA kills CSU

Tonight:

West Virginia-USF

Tomorrow:

- Cincinnati-Syracuse and the other early-game detritus
- Florida-Georgia
- Leave the house to go to a movie so I don’t have to hand out candy to little kids
- Get home before all the drunkies hit the road (they have an extra hour to get super-blitzed tomorrow night)
- USC-Oregon and Texas-Oklahoma State on powercycle

Holly, if Doug doesn’t take you to Smoky Pig or Chicken Comer, he just doesn’t care.

Homie’s @ Fantasy Fest & Alabama is off this week, which means Mrs. Homie can get painted & parade up & down Duval for all you camera hounds to take her picture…

Sitting in the RV within spitting distance of the Gator Bowl (I’m old school) watching WVU v USF and preparing for the onslaught that is the WLOCP. Will not watch any early games so as to maximize the time spent torturing uga fans by roaming around with my white bulldog dressed as bizarro Uga in his orange spiked collar and Albert-esque orange ‘sweater’. Good times. May take in some late games provided I am conscious.

4:06 left in the 4th quarter. THERE is the Bill Stewart face I know and love.

WVU fights to the finish. Unless there are 6 seconds left and they’re down 11, in which their coach says “fuck it, we’re done here.”

@JD

I hope Holly wasn’t watching, because if she was I’m sure that was the moment someone was murdered.

Way too fucking early for civilized behavior: Either nap face or Arsenal-Tottenham. Likely at least the first half of Bolton-Chelsea as well, flipping over to Gameday for the picks.
Lunch hour: Purdue-Wisconsin (because let’s face it, Indiana-Iowa is only going to be interesting for the last ten minutes).
Late afternoon: WLOCP and/or Kansas-TT.
Evening: MSU-Minny, with eyes on Texas-OkSt and USC-Oregon.

At HQ Control here in the Metroplex. As always, chock full of the hotness in key precincts.

The main events:

The Great Louisiana Money Grab (Tulane @ LSU) – With any luck, Tulane fans will once again be pushing LSU fans in wheelbarrows down Magazine Street in NOLA and in Garyville on Sunday for yet another year, and the Tiger Rag will continue to stay in BTR where it rightfully belongs. The Golden Anniversary (to the day) of Billy Cannon’s Heisman-clinching punt return will be observed at Halftime.

WLOCP (UGA @ Florida) – With Uncles Verne and Gary, as it should be.

Pac-10 Championship Game (USC @ Phil Knight Academy of Football Uniform Colour Clashing)

The undercard is below.

Morning Session:

Cincy @ Syracuse – Paulus shoots 6-for-16 from the field and 4-for-4 from the line before getting two Technicals.

Indiana @ Iowa

Afternoon Session:

UNLV @ Toads

La. Tech @ Idaho – Kibbie Dome, bitches.

Night Session:

Tex-ass @ Wind Turbines

On The Menu: Ribs with the last of the 5.7 Liter Home Draft.

First, coffee (natch).

9:00 – Fight my kids for control of the basement TV. Lose, set up something Disneyish, watch GameDay upstairs while grumbling into my Wheat Chex and making the dog anxious. Switch to whatever’s on DIY whenever Lou Holtsch schtartsch schpeaking.

11:30 – Curse DirecTV and Versus for not getting their shit together and forcing me to rely on the kindness of acquaintances to watch NE-Baylor in someone else’s man cave instead of my own.

3:30 – plan a: Nebraska offense awakens from its midseason nap and we celebrate a Husker win. Plan B: Lose to Baylor, drink heavily. Plan C: “And, starting at quarterback, #93 Ndamukong Suh.” Hey, a boy can dream, can’t he?

7:00 – kiddos off to bed so the wife and I can back the Quack Attack against Marinovich’s Folly. Wish for the eleventy-umpteenth time I could get out to Eugene during footbaw season and see Autzen full and quackin’. Look for my brother in law, who is likely making a slightly used Morgan & Coke deposit at the nearest waste receptacle, curb or random grassy area.

I’ll be in Chi-Town visiting my little bro but I will definitely be watching the Cocktail Party, SoCal @ Ducks and Texas vs The Fighting T-Boone’s.

Any suggestions on where to wet my whistle in Chicago?

Keep in mind I’m a southern boy who’d prefer to not be subjected to massive quantities of Big 10 football; watching the Bears play Cleveland on Sunday is enough awful midwestern tradition for one weekend.

i think it’s “West By-God Virginia” to be honest

pickleweasel @ 67
It was West By-God Virginia for about a hundred years until some of the kids in Morgantown decided to up the shock-o-meter and started wearing T-shirts that read:
WEST
FUCKIN’
VIRGINIA

Postmortem: The ’Eers gave up one INT and no fumbles, but got beat on both sides of the ball by a hungrier team. They also gave up their first 100+ yard rushing game of the year to B.J. Daniels. It just sucked. As Orson would say, West Virginia was supplying the butt.

Oh yeah, BTW

GO GATORS!

The ATL, yo. Whatever’s on until the Coke Orgy, then that, then going to the Silver Scream Spook Show at the Plaza in costume (old-timey mustache, Victorian woman’s dress, life jacket that says Titanic) to see White Zombie whilst TiVo watches BEEEEEES for me. Odds of somebody at the movie knowing the game is even on? Zero.

Inside Network Control for Auburn and Ole Miss…..I am a gluton for punishment…

Back in Hogtown to watch the game with friends.

9-10 am – still reveling in the new greatest Bill Stewart picture ever. http://www.smokingmusket.com/2009/10/31/1108530/wvu-usf-postmortem-usually

10-12 – GAMEDAY

12-330 anxious waiting / Ole Miss – Auburn

330 – Cocktail Party

8 – Recovery / Texas – OK St.

Gettin’ sloppy at a bar in Oxford to watch Ole Miss dismantle Auburn and count the number of times they mention the Nutt-Malzahn past. Dressing up as a hipster for Halloween afterwards.

Leaving for Nashville about noon fifteen. Get to tailgate in time to watch whatever 3:30 games are on the TV at whichever tailgate I end up at. Beeeeees at Vandy @7:30. I guess sometime in there I should buy a ticket.

I ain’t droppin the ball this time. Praise to Jesus and CMR

Here in the beautiful campus of Halo de Santo in (sl)Oconee County, Georgia… probably going easy on the booze today, but it’s likely I’ll drown my sorrows with these Busch and PBR beers I have left over from last week once the Cocktail Party is over.

Nooners: meh. I guess I’ll flip ’tween Ole Miss-Auburn (yawn), Indiana-Iowa (snore) and Cincinnati-Syracuse (COMA).

Main course is the Cocktail Party until it gets out of hand – like it always does – and then I’ll likely watch Texas-Ok State.

Somebody get the a-hole at ESPN that put Texas-OK State and USC-Oregon AND South Carolina-Tennessee and wring is Yankee pencil-neck. There are three intriguing games this week and they are all on at the same time. No excuse when there is absolutely SHIT on at noon. (And 3:30 for that matter).

I woulda paid good money to see that guy burn out on that motorcycle and dump Corso on his DUCKShead-wearin ass.

Yeah @ 66 “Keep in mind I’m a southern boy who’d prefer to not be subjected to massive quantities of Big 10 football” Hahaha, good luck. This might help, though: http://www.chibarproject.com/Features/College/ChicagoCollegeBars.html

Clean Kick @ 75: so Corso donned the mallard dome?

@ Domer Guy

Yep, then he jumped on the back of a motorcycle with an Oregon paint scheme which drove him outta the shot.

Kept saying to myself, “Please driver, pop a wheelie! Please!”

Auburn-Ole Miss
Faux Cocktails for me for the Cocktail party. I’m watching these fuckers from Iraq.
At least there’s anoher grad out here to complain about Ron Zook, I mean Steve Addazio’s play calling. Can we call him Steve Addaziook?

Peace out bitches! Enjoy your beers.

Iowa wants to spot the Hoosiers a lead so that their eventual last-minute comeback looks impressive…to the computers I guess.

Wait. I thought Gustav’s offense had run out of gas? Also, I thought Iowa was solid, fundamentals first? WTF?

@ The Lesser Santini: I’ll drink one or ten for you today. Hang in there.

Parallels: Drunk guy behind the wheel of a ’65 Impala loaded with napalm and Giggity with 2 minutes to go in half/game.

Discuss.

And THAT is why you are the Hoosiers. Nice job fellas.

Thought maybe Iowa might be heading towards getting [NAME REDACTED]ified but not so sure after that pinball-INT they ran back for 6.

You know what this is setting up to… angry Indiana coach… chewing gum… on a windy day… if they lose this game that gum is going to land somewhere in South Dakota.

So what we have here is Stanzi playing for Indiana, the refs playing for Iowa, and the football
gods playing against everybody’s sanity. Nice.

Wow. Stanzi has imploded.

Would Iowa be better off replacing Ricky Stanzi with a giant walleye?

That was nice—saw a brief shot of an Iowa fans trying to count on his fingers…presumably trying to count Stanzi interceptions.

Oh, hey, look: there’s Auburn’s offense! Surprise!

And Iowa leads 28-24. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Random Guy driving across South Dakota- “Hey it’s Iowa. JUST WIN BABY!”

Well, this is comforting: Penn Wagers is screwing up the AU-Ole Miss game and isn’t in Jax.

Fuck CBS… I was enjoying the auburn game… This is just pregame bullshit…

Georgia is wearing black helmets. This isn’t going to end well.

Screw ole piss. This is a horrible roller coaster game.

Who’s gonna keep the Unpenalized Florida Celebration tally for me? I was distracted for a moment and already lost track.

Brand-new uni look. Are we trying to steal Duck mojo now? ‘Cause I’m not okay with that.

Once again Auburn’s defense wins the game for them.

OH NO HE DI’INT!

Did James really drop that pass?!

Oh, georgia, this is gonna be a blowout…

@ SEC Supremacist

With the way Auburn’s defense has been playing as of late, I didn’t think that would be possible for the remainder of the season.

But you’re right, they had all the tricks and Coach Giggity gets no treats!

Maybe Spikes would have more luck protecting himself out there if he actually strapped himself into his helmet or something. (That would, however, result in fewer penalties called against opposing offenses.)

He’s not the only one I see this with. There should seriously be a warning-then-penalty-then-ejection sequence for players who, for whatever reason, can’t keep themselves in their equipment. Especially with our Congresscritters getting way too interested in football safety just now.

The Ginga Ninja is learning to strike not just from the shadows…

Are we to assume that the Tebow missionaries own a Slingbox that they left behind in the states for just such an emergency? ‘Cause it’s illegal to placeshift with a Slingbox you don’t own, isn’t it? Does COTG not punish those who violate the DMCA?

…congradulations Timmy!! …and I wish I was in Jax so I got run up to the booth and shoe Merton Laverne “Verne” Lundquist right in the nuts. What a dick. Of course Herschel Walker did it in 3 years, but Timmy broke the record with over 120 LESS carries.

….and yes Prince, the Tebows do in fact own a slingbox and it’s at Tebow’s parents house on Otis Rd if you’d like to stop by and check it out, you fuckin’ tool

Fewer carries. Just sayin’.

Tebow may have had less carries, but Herschel’s record doesn’t include 5 touchdowns in bowl games. The “record” may be broken, but Tim Tebow still hasn’t scored as many total rushing TDs as Herschel Walker has.

Home with the DVR most of the morning, watching whatever college games look interesting. Hating Boise and Iowa.

Around 1:00 pm Hawaii time, driving to Waikiki to check into hotel;

Watch Oregon versus Toejams; drankin’

End of UO – Condoms, more drankin’, wander Waikiki dressed as Joe Dirt. Get photographed by Japanese tourists.

Holy shit Michigan is getting ass-reamed by [name redacted]

When does the sun set in Jacksonville?

This here internet says 6:40 pm sunset in Jax for sunset.

Yes, another cocktail for the second sunset. Wow, I cannot speak much English. Might as well drink more.

Understated comment of the year, courtesy Mgoblog during the Illinoise game:

“[Comment From SixWingedBlueAngelSixWingedBlueAngel: ]
I think it raises some legitimate questions about GERG as well”

Unless the question is whether he becomes the first D coordinator fired DURING a game, I’m pretty sure those questions have already been raised this year.

Sun is indeed about to set in Jacksonville. Let’s see if that’s enough to give Joe Cox the ninja magic he needs to score 2 TDs in 9 minutes (and for the defense to force a 3 and out in between)

Lots of people in this town have been desperate to see Logan Gray take over. Not exactly an improvement so far.

We keep recruiting all these quarterbacks. What happens to them?

Tebow to Tracy Wolfson: “Georgia is a very good team.”

COTG punishes those who lie.

It always feels great to beat Jawja, even when they’re not that great.

GO GATORS!!!

Just fire the entire coaching staff. They don’t appear to be doing anything anyway.

Tennessee follows in the footsteps of soccer clubs world over utilizing a color for their team’s jersey not even associated with the team…

UT’s Halloween uniforms: the East Coast’s answer to Oregon.

GAHHHHH FUCKING WWL!!!!! ABC in South Carolina has the Texas/Picken’s Boys game.. ESPN2, which has been advertised to have to the USC/Oregon game has a fucking simulcast of ESPN News!!!!!!

oh fucking brilliant… Oregon/USC is blacked out only in HD… its in shitty 1950’s vision if you have Texas/OKSt. on ABC

Yeah, same problem here in Florida. Fucking awesome, ESPN.

UConn fan here.

Do me a favor, fine folks. Tell me it’s going to be allright. Pat me on the head, whisper sweet nothings, and tell me the nightmare ends someplace, someday.

Why.

….it’s not ESPN, it’s your cable provider. Same shit happens up here in Michigan all the time with ComCrap. I never have that issue with DirecTV.

I have Dish Network, not cable.

For those who can’t get it on tv, and want to watch the USC/OR game on computer:

justin.tv

Oak st receivers must have chased greased pigs before game

Got back from the library at 630.

Jameson and rockyfuckingdeathtop.

High potential for enthusiastic arson.

Matt Barkley is a true freshman. I can’t get over this

If Golden Tate isn’t more seriously in the heisman race after today there’s serious shenanigans going on. Granted it’s WSU, but he’s been ridiculous. He just outjumped 3 defenders and ripped the ball away from them on a hail mary at the end of the half.

Well at least the OBC had the common courtesy to start the bed-shitting before Daylight Savings Time ended this year.

/FUCK ME FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

At least I live in a neighborhood where folks think its common to serve shots and mini -bottles to the adults trick or treating with their kids.

/did I mention FUCKITY FUCK FUCK?

@Pak – Totally agree. He’s the best “football player” right now in CFB.

Do I get rewarded or penalized for posting thrice in a row?

That may or may not be, GamecockTony and Pak, but we all know it’s not as simple as being the best football player in college football. The vast majority of the time, it is “the best offensive skill player, playing east of the Mississippi or in Los Angeles, whose team is headed for a BCS bowl”. Players like Golden Tate or A.J. Green come closer to making the cut than many other worthy candidates, but they will still join the rest of them in failing to appear on the radar.

What if a one loss Oregon got into MNC over Boise State….?

@137

They’d deserve it.

Wow… is that… is that BUTT the Trojans are supplying tonight?

Even with this loss, Kirk Herbstreit will still argue for USC being in the National Title hunt with only two losses.

Queer ass black helmets didn’t help the bitches. UGA is pathetic. SEC East Clinched. That. Is. All.

As I was saying…

Nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
hey hey hey
gooooodbyeeeee

Yes, but if I was UF I wouldn’t crow too loud. They really haven’t played an even very good team yet, and they won’t until the SECCG. They might find the going a big slower in there and I think they will lose against a Texas in the MNC.

We interrupt this message to bring you the following:

BEEEEEES!!!!!!!! zOMG BEEEEEES!!

Also, can we get one frakking dry field?!?!

That is all.

@138: Fuck no, they wouldn’t. You lose to a team that ends up unbeaten, you do not belong ahead of them. Ever. End of story. If Boise loses to someone else, sure. Otherwise, fuck no.