GOOD MORNING, MATT STAFFORD

Brought a smile to my face. Seriously. I’m sitting here grinning like a fool.

GO GATORS!

That I still come to this blog on a daily basis and willingly endure this shit is the only testament you’ll ever need.

BTW love how the photo is titled in its properties.

Peyton Manning does not see the humor in this.

If only he’d had a sore shoulder we fans could blame it on. Oh wait. That was your guy.

/for every snide hate week post there is an equal but opposite hate week comment.

No worries MaconDawg…you can blame it on the heat and humidity.

/oh wait…that’s not just used for one game but as a reason to relocate the series.

On the other hand, he has to cry into his millions… IN DETROIT.

@MaconDawg: Oh darn, we’ll just have to settle for the fact that you beat us the year we fielded flash paper as a defense… speaking of which, oh hey, look… you’re fielding a flash paper defense THIS year…

I’m taking the under and Florida not to cover. Its the Christian thing to do.
And this turn over demon that has possessed Tim must be exorcised before Halloween, dammit. The horror….the horror…..

“Millions in Detroit” is just like "millions in _____________(Mexico, Phillippines,or Jacksonville)

Stafford could buy 40% of all the homes in detroit off one year’s salary

At least Stafford stood up, brushed himself off and never shed a eye-blackened tear on a damn football field….

Is it Saturday yet? I need to be in Jax making fun of some jort-wearing gators. Nothing makes me feel better about the past few years than seeing their pathetic fans in real-life. HD does nothing for the trash the panhandle of Florida produces…

I heart hate week..

And @ Bobby D….so true.

I’m not sure it’s flash paper so much as a soggy McDonald’s wrapper.

Linsey Scott thinks this is bullshit, Swindle.

If the djin said, “You can make millions, but first you must suffer a crushing defeat at the hands of an arch-rival and then live in Detroit.”, I’d take that deal any day.

@10

Yeah but Kevin, are there any houses in Detroit that could fit Staffords massive head or his wily keg tossing ways?

40% of Detroit homes is like 7% of real America.

Where is the hatred in the coaches this year?… both coaches are sitting on their thumbs playing this game down, when UGA NEEDS a win after the UT loss and UF NEEDS a big win to get voters back on their side… this hate week is lacking (not on the fan’s side, but on the coaches’ actually feeding/fueling the game’s intensity)…

@Cocky Scar:

Georgia has had pictures of Urban Meyer calling timeout around the locker room.

Because having pictures of a certain dance party in a certain locker room worked, so it will work for them too, right?

It’s going to be another snoozer, with Florida controlling the game and stalling in the red zone. I’m pretty sure the fans just want to go have fun and drink, and the coaches just want to get the routine game over with.

1980 – Proof that crushing defeat does indeed last forever. Or 29 years.

My guess is they’re playing down because they want as little resemblence to Kiffin at possible. Kiffin has ruined good trash talking for the year. He ruins everything. The first time I saw his face I knew he was that kid that always took his ball and went home.

^^as possible. These Georgia fans are making me dumber by the second.

i’m with bobby decatur. we suffer for your art, orson.

If there’s anything funnier than a Georgia Bulldog referring to ANOTHER football factory cow college’s fan base as redneck trash, I dunno what it is. Mr. Kettle, you take that BACK!

(We love you, Georgia fans. Just not this week.)

@11
You forgot the ARP.

@ zzgator: Pay no attention to the game movers. They’re either an inordinately vocal minority or a French Revolutionary mob which needs to be reined in. At least they would be if the French peasantry wore mandals and lived in Gwinnett County.

And if Swindle stays in the I-285 area long enough he’ll become one of us . . .one of us . . . .one of us . . .

@22

Georgia has been accused of a great many things sir, but I’m not sure “cow college” has ever been one of them.

@26. Simply in the spirit of badinage, but at the NATS, that’s one of the main things you are accused of. And you do, y’know, have actual cows on your campus. School of ag and all that.

In that same spirit, cows > vagrants, muggers and a 1/2 empty stadium

Cows are technically equivalent to vagrants in terms of smell.

Dude, I lived in ATL, and now I live in Athens, and I promise you the ATL vagrants smell much, much worse than cows ever thought of doing. That’s good, because the smell is the only thing that distinguishes them from the Tech students at certain times, like finals week or the release of a new Halo game.

@26 & @27: Not only ARE there cows, but cows you can shove your arm into, and not in the way you’d expect most UGA fans to for their sport.

And hello to you sir.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/08/14/sports/ncaafootball/QUAD_GEORGIA2.jpg
My friends Dannell and Marcus send their regards as well.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2049/1804384017_555d7d2e35_o.jpg
http://sports.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1029/ncf_a_howard_300.jpg

@28 Then why wuz you complaining about being called a cow college? Embrace your yokelhood, O sons of the soil. Also, Bobby Dodd Stadium at Historic Grant Field (the Flats) has not been half empty since we tore down the south endzone stands (insert dismissive joke about downsizing one’s stadium here). Quality > quantity.

Don’t you find it odd that an engineering school would have such a poorly thought-out stadium? If you’re so in to quality, why did you not have a replay board until c. 2003? I guess you needed to get your season ticket base up over 10,000 before you could afford it.

The quality I was referring to was of the FANS. And that’s the winningest stadium in college football history to you, sport. As for your fine facility, how are the bushes? Did they grow back the way you would expect an invasive weed to do?

Ah, yes, those quality trade school fans.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SO8Y3MIsoP8/SuYoSDuS2AI/AAAAAAAAGk8/AdcoHeyToug/s1600-h/a+classic.jpg

Ah, the sight of all this hate is so refreshing.

And to see the GT fans taking their kicks at the Dawgs from the back of that Gator bandwagon really warms the cockles of my black and greasy heart. That reminds me I’ve only got month to get my hate levels up for Pitt in the annual Backyard Brawl.

@36 Oh, sonny, you do not want to go there.

Hand, You miss the point. Our sidewalk alums can find your stadium. Apparently, your students can’t. And the ones that do think they’ve stumbled on a computer lab by mistake.

Why is this so hard for you?