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1
zzgator says:
Brought a smile to my face. Seriously. I’m sitting here grinning like a fool.
GO GATORS!
October 29th, 2009 at 8:40 am
2
Bobby Decatur says:
That I still come to this blog on a daily basis and willingly endure this shit is the only testament you’ll ever need.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:41 am
3
zzgator says:
BTW love how the photo is titled in its properties.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:43 am
4
Jack Fact says:
Peyton Manning does not see the humor in this.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:46 am
5
MaconDawg says:
If only he’d had a sore shoulder we fans could blame it on. Oh wait. That was your guy.
/for every snide hate week post there is an equal but opposite hate week comment.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:47 am
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zzgator says:
No worries MaconDawg…you can blame it on the heat and humidity.
/oh wait…that’s not just used for one game but as a reason to relocate the series.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:50 am
7
Not You says:
On the other hand, he has to cry into his millions… IN DETROIT.
@MaconDawg: Oh darn, we’ll just have to settle for the fact that you beat us the year we fielded flash paper as a defense… speaking of which, oh hey, look… you’re fielding a flash paper defense THIS year…
October 29th, 2009 at 8:50 am
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
I’m taking the under and Florida not to cover. Its the Christian thing to do.
And this turn over demon that has possessed Tim must be exorcised before Halloween, dammit. The horror….the horror…..
October 29th, 2009 at 8:50 am
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
“Millions in Detroit” is just like “millions in _____________(Mexico, Phillippines,or Jacksonville)
October 29th, 2009 at 8:54 am
10
Kevin@LSU says:
Stafford could buy 40% of all the homes in detroit off one year’s salary
October 29th, 2009 at 8:55 am
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Stafford>Tebow says:
At least Stafford stood up, brushed himself off and never shed a eye-blackened tear on a damn football field….
Is it Saturday yet? I need to be in Jax making fun of some jort-wearing gators. Nothing makes me feel better about the past few years than seeing their pathetic fans in real-life. HD does nothing for the trash the panhandle of Florida produces…
I heart hate week..
And @ Bobby D….so true.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:58 am
12
Silver Britches says:
I’m not sure it’s flash paper so much as a soggy McDonald’s wrapper.
Linsey Scott thinks this is bullshit, Swindle.
October 29th, 2009 at 9:06 am
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SC'Eer says:
If the djin said, “You can make millions, but first you must suffer a crushing defeat at the hands of an arch-rival and then live in Detroit.”, I’d take that deal any day.
October 29th, 2009 at 9:07 am
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Yeah BoYeeEe says:
@10
Yeah but Kevin, are there any houses in Detroit that could fit Staffords massive head or his wily keg tossing ways?
40% of Detroit homes is like 7% of real America.
October 29th, 2009 at 9:09 am
15
Cocky Scar says:
Where is the hatred in the coaches this year?… both coaches are sitting on their thumbs playing this game down, when UGA NEEDS a win after the UT loss and UF NEEDS a big win to get voters back on their side… this hate week is lacking (not on the fan’s side, but on the coaches’ actually feeding/fueling the game’s intensity)…
October 29th, 2009 at 9:31 am
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Not You says:
@Cocky Scar:
Georgia has had pictures of Urban Meyer calling timeout around the locker room.
Because having pictures of a certain dance party in a certain locker room worked, so it will work for them too, right?
October 29th, 2009 at 9:49 am
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Tim James says:
It’s going to be another snoozer, with Florida controlling the game and stalling in the red zone. I’m pretty sure the fans just want to go have fun and drink, and the coaches just want to get the routine game over with.
October 29th, 2009 at 9:59 am
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Bourbon Dawgwalker says:
1980 – Proof that crushing defeat does indeed last forever. Or 29 years.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:00 am
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BullGator says:
My guess is they’re playing down because they want as little resemblence to Kiffin at possible. Kiffin has ruined good trash talking for the year. He ruins everything. The first time I saw his face I knew he was that kid that always took his ball and went home.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:02 am
20
BullGator says:
^^as possible. These Georgia fans are making me dumber by the second.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:03 am
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Geno Atkins Diet says:
i’m with bobby decatur. we suffer for your art, orson.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:13 am
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Golden Hand says:
If there’s anything funnier than a Georgia Bulldog referring to ANOTHER football factory cow college’s fan base as redneck trash, I dunno what it is. Mr. Kettle, you take that BACK!
October 29th, 2009 at 10:19 am
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Orson Swindle says:
(We love you, Georgia fans. Just not this week.)
October 29th, 2009 at 10:20 am
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NativeSon says:
@11
You forgot the ARP.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:33 am
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MaconDawg says:
@ zzgator: Pay no attention to the game movers. They’re either an inordinately vocal minority or a French Revolutionary mob which needs to be reined in. At least they would be if the French peasantry wore mandals and lived in Gwinnett County.
And if Swindle stays in the I-285 area long enough he’ll become one of us . . .one of us . . . .one of us . . .
October 29th, 2009 at 10:48 am
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Silver Britches says:
@22
Georgia has been accused of a great many things sir, but I’m not sure “cow college” has ever been one of them.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:51 am
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Golden Hand says:
@26. Simply in the spirit of badinage, but at the NATS, that’s one of the main things you are accused of. And you do, y’know, have actual cows on your campus. School of ag and all that.
October 29th, 2009 at 11:03 am
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Silver Britches says:
In that same spirit, cows > vagrants, muggers and a 1/2 empty stadium
October 29th, 2009 at 11:20 am
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Tim James says:
Cows are technically equivalent to vagrants in terms of smell.
October 29th, 2009 at 11:24 am
30
opsomath says:
Dude, I lived in ATL, and now I live in Athens, and I promise you the ATL vagrants smell much, much worse than cows ever thought of doing. That’s good, because the smell is the only thing that distinguishes them from the Tech students at certain times, like finals week or the release of a new Halo game.
October 29th, 2009 at 11:35 am
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Big Head Zach says:
@26 & @27: Not only ARE there cows, but cows you can shove your arm into, and not in the way you’d expect most UGA fans to for their sport.
October 29th, 2009 at 11:45 am
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Rennie Curran says:
And hello to you sir.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/08/14/sports/ncaafootball/QUAD_GEORGIA2.jpg
My friends Dannell and Marcus send their regards as well.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2049/1804384017_555d7d2e35_o.jpg
http://sports.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1029/ncf_a_howard_300.jpg
October 29th, 2009 at 11:56 am
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Golden Hand says:
@28 Then why wuz you complaining about being called a cow college? Embrace your yokelhood, O sons of the soil. Also, Bobby Dodd Stadium at Historic Grant Field (the Flats) has not been half empty since we tore down the south endzone stands (insert dismissive joke about downsizing one’s stadium here). Quality > quantity.
October 29th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
34
Silver Britches says:
Don’t you find it odd that an engineering school would have such a poorly thought-out stadium? If you’re so in to quality, why did you not have a replay board until c. 2003? I guess you needed to get your season ticket base up over 10,000 before you could afford it.
October 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
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Golden Hand says:
The quality I was referring to was of the FANS. And that’s the winningest stadium in college football history to you, sport. As for your fine facility, how are the bushes? Did they grow back the way you would expect an invasive weed to do?
October 29th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
36
Tommy says:
Ah, yes, those quality trade school fans.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SO8Y3MIsoP8/SuYoSDuS2AI/AAAAAAAAGk8/AdcoHeyToug/s1600-h/a+classic.jpg
October 29th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
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SC'Eer says:
Ah, the sight of all this hate is so refreshing.
And to see the GT fans taking their kicks at the Dawgs from the back of that Gator bandwagon really warms the cockles of my black and greasy heart. That reminds me I’ve only got month to get my hate levels up for Pitt in the annual Backyard Brawl.
October 29th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
38
Golden Hand says:
@36 Oh, sonny, you do not want to go there.
October 29th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
39
Tommy says:
Hand, You miss the point. Our sidewalk alums can find your stadium. Apparently, your students can’t. And the ones that do think they’ve stumbled on a computer lab by mistake.
Why is this so hard for you?
October 30th, 2009 at 2:48 pm