TATTOO LANE KIFFIN'S NAME IN YOUR MOUTH NOW, PLEASE

Dying. of glee.

Somewhere General Neyland is rolling over in his grave.

Somewhere in Columbus, Jim Tressel is looking for Lane Kiffin’s contact information so he can council Lane on the dangers of drug use and rap music.

Just awesome. We’re mailing in a top 5 recruiting class now!

you know, even winning isn’t worth suffering this buffoon. However, he is 3-4 with a team with easily as much talent as South Carolina or Ole Miss. Glad you’ve got him, UT. Enjoy!

Terrence Cody will have none of this…SWATTTT!

I’m going to quote a Yahoo(!) commenter here who’s got as good a handle on this as I’ve seen: “dont be so hard up you old grumpy men. laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger.”

Here’s the good news: street cred has no correlation to coaching cred.

Oh, we are laughing, Holly…..that is something we are definitely doing in rather large amounts…..

And remember, “ain’t got on no suits, cause we ain’t tryin to be presidents” is an appropriate response to any workplace dress code questions.

Tebow reference at precisely 2:07.

According to the Urban Dictionary, this is the breakdown of the street cred scoring system…

5 point- Born black
5 point- Born in a single parent home
10 points- Born poor
50 points- Sold ‘Hard’ drugs.. crack, cocaine, Heroin
65 points- Been shot and survived
75 points- Been shot multiple times and survived
70 points- Gang member of crips or bloods
65 points- Been to prison
40 points- Been to Jail
20 points- Have at least 10 tattoos
20 points- Kicked out of high school or dropped out
20 points- 16 years old and have a baby mama
75 Points Born rich
50 Points Speak proper English
60 Points Have white friends
5 Points Born white
95 Points Born in a safe neighborhood
100 Points No criminal record
40 Points Live with both parents
35 Points Smile when someone takes your photo
60 Points Straight A student
2000 Points Born in Utah, Maine, New Hampshire, Montana or Arizona
10000 Points Using the terms “shout-out” and “street cred” on Twitter

I didn’t think that was a particularly positive reference. Is shit talking a good thing now? I don’t remember seeing him singing Rocky Top in Ben Hill Griffin Stadium…

I’ve long had an affinity for Tennessee football, gained from many Vols fans I’ve worked with.

I’ll say this for Kiffin, his won/loss is nothing to brag about, but he damn sure keeps the place lively up.

You gonna lively up yourself and don’t be no drag
Bob Marley

Man, Lil Wayne, fuck Emeka Okafor. Still pissed about that basketball national championship game against GT. Glad the Magic took Dwight Howard over him at least.

Now he’s going to have to explain all of this fuss to his father who most certainly will not be pleased. You just wait until he gets home, young man.

C’mon, Will……you take Kiffin much too literally. “Regard” and “Esteem” don’t appear to be in Kiffin’s “how to succeed at coaching” handbook. Popping off about everything and anything, regardless of how irrelevant, seems to have its own chapter. Because of, seemingly, his biological (as opposed to coaching) pedigree, he is given a pass for things like, oh, blaming his poor coaching against Bama on…..get ready…..that the refs would prohibit him from winning.

Imma drop my linebacker into cover 3 like my name’s Monte Kiffin.

Needs work?

@16 you’re right – I credit Alabama’s stellar play for the reason we lost. Good luck winning the MNC with fieldgoals.

And Will I’m pretty sure he was singing Rocky Top after the Vols curb-stomped your Bulldogs this year.

Actually the comment he made to the reporter after the Gators game (“I can’t hear you, they’re singing Rocky Top”) is probably the only thing I think he’s done that is utterly lame, just because I felt like I was back in school getting “zinged” by some awkward nerd. HNNURRGHHUHUHUH!!

Besides that, it’s been all comedy blog gold from here. I think soon he could join the SEC podium with Rich Brooks and Houston Nutt.

Is Holly the only Vol fan with a functioning sense of humor?

A Georgia fan co-opting a Florida win over Tennessee on the eve of the Cocktail Party? Christ, man, sack up already.

p/s 45-19 XOXO <—-THAT WAS FUN.

NO FAIR! Holly can edit her comments!!

Is Holly the only Vol fan with a functioning sense of humor?

I will drag us out of this surly, sullen bog we inhabit as the Michigan of the SEC, as Football Jesus is my witness, and I will do it myself if I have to. (Me and Lil Wayne.)

I can edit, but hardly ever do unless I hit SUBMIT before I complete a sentence, like a state-school educated asshole. I can also edit yours, the potential of which I try not to consider.

That sounds like a children’s book…“Me and Lil Wayne”….a NSFW children’s book.

Staite schoolz werked gud fer me!

WEEZY & ME & the Worm In Ya Apple Butt. It’s a hit!

I’m more partial to this Wale verse:
“Hi haters, try later.
I do the Heisman on you like I’m Gator, Tim Tebow.
Slim ego. Built for the game, creatine flow.”

Also deserving of it’s own chapter in Kiffin’s “How to Succeed at Coaching” handbook would be the topic of getting pulled from the right crotch.

I think I would worship Holly even if I DIDN’T go to high school in Norris.

Lil’ Wayne, yeah, it’s all part of the plan.

Next Tennessee tradition that Kiffykins brings back: UThug

The SEC and MNC titles maybe far off in the future (if ever) but the Fulmer Cup Titles could be closer then previously thought!

baby steps, people, baby steps.

What did we talk about before Lane Kiffin!

 I can count on at at least 3 lol’s per day due to either what Lane has actually said or a comment based on what Lane said…

Keep talkin’ that ’ish, Lane! Shake those haters off, son!

Lord bless whoever told Kiffykins about that Lil’ Wayne quote…that tweet is priceless…

Please; Kiffin’s OG. from L.A.

http://www.gatortailgating.com/content/meyer-kiffin-saban-and-spurrier-breakfast-destin-hilarious-0

Fav Lil Wayne line:

“I’m not positive, I’m definite….
I know the game like I’m reffin’ it
SEC Refs is bitches,bitches, I think they full of estrogen,
Mike Slive holds court, suspend ur team for a settlement”

These may work in the MIA “Paper Planes” remix for the Lil Wayne intro…

“I’m all about makin it rain on deez ho’s,
I take muh shirt off like my name was Coach O,

Time runnin out ,best believe Kiffins clockin,
i run it myself like a quarterback option,
I pitch ‘em 10 g’s tell a recruit to go shopping,
Throwin more picks than Straight Outta Crompton….

a package on the way you know my recruit game proper,
and all for one 5 star i pay seventy thousand dollas,

you recruit with money and Coach O might sign ya,
you talk about the refs and the SEC might fine ya,
$30 grand in ya ass, its what you hear right behind ya
5 star bitch, let Urban try to call him,
(Mike Slive can holla at me for a fee)
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your recruits
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your recruits….

“Throwin more picks than Straight Outta Crompton” LOL excellent!

Somebody wake me when Smoky Mtn’s own Tommy Bowden beats somebody.

What about the Tebow reference on the new album “I do for my team Tim Tebow nigga!”

be sure to check out www.snacksandshit.com for more of this rap-related fun..

i’m lovin it!!! kiffin has said many many times that there’s a method to his madness…and it’s working!! last time i checked our recruiting class for next year was #3..and it will go up even further i’m sure..he’s turning our mediocre team into a powerhouse!!! just check back with me in 1 or 2 years….oh yeah…the lane train is coming!!!