CURIOUS INDEX, 10/27/09

So you can lie on a dude on the ground and jaw at him for a min, in his face, no penalty but if you point to the sky or something thats an automatic 15 yarder.
I hate you SEC refs

please don’t ever stop running that clip…..pure joy…..

Best thing about that clip is how many other defenders it took to pull Spikes off Moreno.

You know, if you swap “Paul Johnson” for “Frank Beamer” the story loses nothing, as they are both mean redneck bastards.

Wow Paul Johnson has got a sac that’s bulging like he’s been stung by the very swarm of chop blockin’, crack backin’ option runnin’ beeeeeeeees that he commands.

As for Georgia week, Steve Addazio better switch to caffienated beverages because he sleep walks through games like Joe Pa drooling in his coloring book.

“Hello its 3rd and 6”
“Oh crap, let’s run a dive”

That is all. Solid.

I’m a big fan of Richt’s, but I’ve got to admit that his sideline demeanor REALLY gets to me. Calm leadership is essential but he takes it to damned far.

Oh, it’s Florida week….Jorts, Jorts, Jorts…Tebowslurp, Tebowslurp, Tebowslurp etc.

Is he a badass because his name is Spikes, or is he named Spikes because he is a badass? The eternal question…

Nice hit, fuckface. You still should have been penalized for taunting, asshole. Hate week. Gayturds. Jorts. Other message board nonsense.

I actually have a good feeling, with Georgia coming off the bye and Florida having played three straight physical games.

So someone’s actually been in a Tuesday Morning store?

In some positive news for the Gators, Brandon Spikes should finally return against Georgia. He has trouble discerning colors due to an old accident as a county assessor intern, but will be able to see Joe Cox sparkling in the backfield.

Urban Meyer likes his serving of hate with a side of toast and a hot cup of puppy blood coffee.

@PeteJayhawk…I actually purchased an exceptionally low priced yet stylish laptop case at the local Tuesday Morning.

So there!

Ha! YouTube asked me to profit-share that video. I knew I should have done so already, but Verne and Gary wouldn’t return my calls :(

roid rage is a hell of a thing.

Traditionally, USC does its ""reforms, hangs around, and is sitting there at the end of the season just waiting for everyone else to fold before stealing the pot" after two Pac-10 losses per year, tying another team for the Pac-10 Championship but owning the head-to-head victory…. 2006 -losses to Oregon State and UCLA, tied with Cal; 2007 - losses to Stanford and Oregon (the only game in which they’ve been an underdog in forever), tied with Arizona State.

2008’s single loss was an even better conference performance for the Trojans, but I think they’ll lose 2 games again this year in Pac-10 play — not necessarily to Oregon though

As Spikes always says, “if you can’t kill it, dry-hump it into submission.”

Frank Beamer has a whiny streak in him that shows up when he’s gotten served big-time by another coach. Whether he’s pimp-slapping a WR on national TV up at Boston College, complaining about lollipops stuck in the ground by a Syracuse holder or as now, it seems to be a powerful Mr. Hyde-like urge that he is helpless to prevent.

It’s a tiny little button in his brain, and it doesn’t get pressed very often; but when it does, the normally stoic Frank Beamer turns into Frank Burns, and all the world is Hawkeye and BJ.

Hypothetical:

Would it be a good thing or a cavernous orc-ridden Moria of a bad thing for Georgia Tech and Iowa to somehow wind up in the BCS title game?

Discuss.

Yes, with Bama off, I am bored.

I like watching Georgia Tech’s offense, but I’m still not sure they won’t encounter another game when they are completely stuffed, which would be mind-numbingly boring to watch.

Great thread on Beamer’s new “protection:
”http://www.stingtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36675" target="_blank">http://www.stingtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36675

Counter Trap said:

“Would it be a good thing or a cavernous orc-ridden Moria of a bad thing for Georgia Tech
and Iowa to somehow wind up in the BCS title game?”

Although GT and Iowa supporters would doubtless see it differently, I don’t see how anyone
else in the football world wouldn’t see this as reaching the point where the only sane options
left are to:

1. hurl ourselves into the fires of Mt Doom
2. get trapped and slowly drained of life by Shelob
3. subject ourselves to a perpetual lifetime of Tom Bombadil talking

So no, not good. But that’s just my opinion.

Yes I am concerned. But all I can do is watch from behind my hands as the horror unfolds on Saturday night.

Yes, because if there’s anything the football viewing public is tired of, it’s 30+ yard runs and the game not taking 5 hours to play.

Yes, we all know how exciting it is to watch Florida kick field goals all day. Oh boy!

Johnny @ 15: If not Oregon, then who do you see USC losing to? Arizona? Stanford?

The Oregon game will be a challenge, no doubt about that. Especially since Oregon 2007 and Texas 2005 are the two “Big” games where Pete Carroll has not come out on top.

I don’t know about your 2 loss co-championship scenario qualifes as “what traditionally happens” since in the past 7 years it has happened twice (mixed in with 2 years with no conference losses and 3 with a single conference setback).

Luckily, the second half should be played in the gloaming where the transformation of Cox into The Ginger Ninja should be complete. Now, UGA just has to keep it close in the first half.

AT least step one has been taken- making the issue of SEC refs incompetence /bias so front and center than even Penn Wagers will have to consider not being so anti-Georgia for once.

I’m pretty sure any UGA player would deserve to be hanged, drawn and quartered if they acted like that after a play.