MIKE LEACH BLAMES FAT TEXAS TECH COEDS FOR A&M LOSS
Really? Yeah, kinda, via some Fox Lubbock guy in a pink tie reporting from what appears to be an abandoned mall:
The players are stalwart enough after a game that was embarrassing even to watch, but Leach’s rapid whiplashing from “We didn’t coach well enough to beat A&M, and we didn’t play well enough to beat A&M” to “We’re not gonna listen to our fat little girlfriends” doesn’t speak to a steady hand on the tiller. Mike, Mike — don’t you know the plump ones make the best pirate lasses? And with still-ranked Kansas coming to town on Halloween, can you really afford to alienate the wench contingent of your student section?
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cgb says:
Who looks like a less douchy half brother of Spencer Pratt.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Am I the only person envisioning a “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticker on the bulletin board in the Texas Tech locker room?
October 26th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
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Golden Hand says:
Mmmmm, plump girls in pirate wench corsets. Boobalicious.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
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Golden Hand says:
On further review, I believe the Cap’n said phat little girlfriends. Cause he ballin, yo.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
After losing to aTm, they could use a slump buster about now.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
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Jack Fact says:
And with still-ranked Kansas coming to town on Halloween…all fat chicks (and candy) will be easy pickings for Coach Mangino.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
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ClemsonHorn says:
What’s interesting is he said that they “listened” to their fat little girlfriends. What did they tell the ir boyfriends that could lead to such defeat? My guess: “Don’t worry, it’s just herpes.”
October 26th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
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JimHalpert says:
Reason #498674 why Mike Leach needs to coach in the SEC. If we could get him and Paul Johnson on board, we’d have a Superconference of quotable people.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
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gamedaytribe says:
This phatlittlegirl says fuck you, Mike Leach, I could fucking outcoach you!!
October 26th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
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I R A Darth Aggie says:
We took all their slump busters.
But then we gave them back.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
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Ruck'em Horns says:
Oh Raider Rash.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
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Wozzo the Wonder Dog says:
How has pirate talk avoided “Yellowbeard”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrpBJqvr5r8&feature=related
October 26th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
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Kerwin4two says:
Most of the Red Raiders were unavailable for further comment after practice today as they were seen speeding away on their mopeds.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
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Dotbo says:
You know there’s one dude at Texas Tech who’s dating a fat girl, and this is all a rant on him. It’s all aimed at that one dude, who’s now totally ashamed.
Or perhaps the whole football team was dating one fat girl, and Leach knew it. So he’s trying to get everyone to dump her before they all have chlamydia.
(Good one, Kerwin4two)
October 26th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
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wfguiteau says:
Mike Leech hasn’t coached with a steady hand since that unfortunate incident in Singapore left him with a case of the French Disease.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
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Techie says:
What does the Pirate King have against busty pirate wenches in corsets??!?
October 27th, 2009 at 7:42 am
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DrBundy says:
I’m color blind. My wife bought me a pink tie once, and never told me the true color. She never picked it from the tie rack until we were getting ready for a party after a particularly heated argument. Rather than get back at me with words, she got back at me by letting me out in public in a pink tie. I have never argued with my wife again. She’s smarter than me.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:37 am
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I R A Darth Aggie says:
DrBundy: you need to go burn all your ties. Now. You’ll thank me, later.
October 27th, 2009 at 11:01 am