MIKE LEACH BLAMES FAT TEXAS TECH COEDS FOR A&M LOSS

by Holly Anderson on Oct 26, 2009 3:33 PM EDT

Really? Yeah, kinda, via some Fox Lubbock guy in a pink tie reporting from what appears to be an abandoned mall:

The players are stalwart enough after a game that was embarrassing even to watch, but Leach's rapid whiplashing from "We didn't coach well enough to beat A&M, and we didn't play well enough to beat A&M" to "We're not gonna listen to our fat little girlfriends" doesn't speak to a steady hand on the tiller. Mike, Mike --- don't you know the plump ones make the best pirate lasses? And with still-ranked Kansas coming to town on Halloween, can you really afford to alienate the wench contingent of your student section?

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Yeah, kinda, via some Fox Lubbock guy in a pink tie reporting from what appears to be an abandoned mall:

Who looks like a less douchy half brother of Spencer Pratt.

by cgb on Oct 26, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions

Am I the only person envisioning a “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticker on the bulletin board in the Texas Tech locker room?

by Biggus Rickus on Oct 26, 2009 4:47 PM EDT reply actions

Mmmmm, plump girls in pirate wench corsets. Boobalicious.

by Golden Hand on Oct 26, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions

On further review, I believe the Cap’n said phat little girlfriends. Cause he ballin, yo.

by Golden Hand on Oct 26, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions

After losing to aTm, they could use a slump buster about now.

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 26, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions

And with still-ranked Kansas coming to town on Halloween…all fat chicks (and candy) will be easy pickings for Coach Mangino.

by Jack Fact on Oct 26, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions

What’s interesting is he said that they “listened” to their fat little girlfriends. What did they tell the ir boyfriends that could lead to such defeat? My guess: “Don’t worry, it’s just herpes.”

by ClemsonHorn on Oct 26, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions

Reason #498674 why Mike Leach needs to coach in the SEC. If we could get him and Paul Johnson on board, we’d have a Superconference of quotable people.

by JimHalpert on Oct 26, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions

This phatlittlegirl says fuck you, Mike Leach, I could fucking outcoach you!!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 26, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions

We took all their slump busters.

But then we gave them back.

by I R A Darth Aggie on Oct 26, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions

Oh Raider Rash.

by Ruck'em Horns on Oct 26, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions

How has pirate talk avoided “Yellowbeard”?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrpBJqvr5r8&feature=related

by Wozzo the Wonder Dog on Oct 26, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions

Most of the Red Raiders were unavailable for further comment after practice today as they were seen speeding away on their mopeds.

by Kerwin4two on Oct 26, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions

You know there’s one dude at Texas Tech who’s dating a fat girl, and this is all a rant on him. It’s all aimed at that one dude, who’s now totally ashamed.

Or perhaps the whole football team was dating one fat girl, and Leach knew it. So he’s trying to get everyone to dump her before they all have chlamydia.

(Good one, Kerwin4two)

by Dotbo on Oct 26, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions

Mike Leech hasn’t coached with a steady hand since that unfortunate incident in Singapore left him with a case of the French Disease.

by wfguiteau on Oct 27, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions

What does the Pirate King have against busty pirate wenches in corsets??!?

by Techie on Oct 27, 2009 8:42 AM EDT reply actions

I’m color blind. My wife bought me a pink tie once, and never told me the true color. She never picked it from the tie rack until we were getting ready for a party after a particularly heated argument. Rather than get back at me with words, she got back at me by letting me out in public in a pink tie. I have never argued with my wife again. She’s smarter than me.

by DrBundy on Oct 27, 2009 10:37 AM EDT reply actions