SECOND SHIFT: THEY LOW DOWN, THEY SOME SNITCHES

First no orange jerseys for Tennessee and now no working headsets…yes, it’s HATE week everybody.

I hate orange. And slant routes. Goddammit.

Come on, Clemson. Look alive.

I think he needs to stress that point a little more.

Have these TE’S for Clemson been with the team all year?

The Wf’nV gamewatch party was a rollercoaster. SIX lead changes, but Noel Devine came up big in the second half with 171 yards and the Eers notch their sixth win.

Bama/Vols is kind of a snooze-fest right now, but Clemson/Miami is cooking.
Miami scores and kicks to C.J Spiller who scores on the return.

Oregon defense has not allowed a TD in 7 halves.

The announcers said that Clemson had “world class speed”. How does that compare to EESS EEEE CEEE speed?

Holly Rowe completely behooded at the Umich-PSU games NEEDS to be the cover of EDSBS the Mag this week. No more to be said.

@techie

“world class speed” is a notch below because everybody knows that the SEC is better than the world… c’mon… Spiller is unreal though, but he is in the gAyCC so it is like saying he is the tallest midget (he wasn’t even recruited by UF that is why he went to Clemson)…

Jacory Harris needs to earn his pimp cup now.

He most definitely WAS recruited by UF. They were pretty sore about losing him.

Why does ND ’s band play the fight song after BC just gets a first down?

Holy fuck. That Clemson player was hit really hard.

Could Bama be less interested in winning this game? I am so wildly disappointed in our game play, and our shiteating quarterback. But hey, at least he’s not JPWilson. I often blame JPDub for everything bad that has ever happened to The University, or to myself.

Is there anyone left in the world who doesn’t realize that Monte is the REAL man at Tenn? And – as bad as the Gator offense has been in the red zone the past couple of weeks, I think it is fair to say that Bama’s best worse.

Also, I think Tracy Wolfson is at hot as everybody else thinks she is, but if she doesn’t stop with the effing personal interest stories (who CARES that Ingram’s favourite personal attribute is his smile?) and just comment on the football, I will come just another step closer to needing life-long mood stabilizers.

Another moral victory for Hello Kiffin.

WTF? Do you think Bama is interested in winning this thing now? Cause it looks like they’re trying to lose it…

The “HEY FACILITIES, WE NEED ANOTHER SCOREBOARD” Game: Nevada 49, Idaho 38, end of the 3rd Quarter.

just a reminder that Tennessee lost at home to UCLA

Please!!!!!!!!!!!!

GODFUCKINGDAMMITFUCKFUCKSHITMOTHERFUCKERBULLSHIT

That earthquake you feel was Cody landing after his jump.

After all those years of the Colquitt clan kicking 50+ yarder field goals, how weird is it that TN misses 3 – (2 of them blocked).

Yeah, and how weird is the no-call on Cody taking off his helmet while the play was still live?

VIVA LA CONSPIRACY!

Clean Kick – let’s suspend those refs, too.

Rise, football proletariat! Throw off the shackles of the officiating bourgeoisie! The game is rightfully of the player’s, so may the players themselves ref the game.

VIVA LA CHAOS! woo!

If anyone actually notices this game this will be the end of those “Bama’s better than Florida because they have a balanced offense” remarks-

A BC player was telling Jimmeh off duing the Post-Game Handshakes, and Jimmeh pushed him. I wonder what was said?

Too bad Kiffykins didn’t have an helicopter to airlift the ball through the uprights.

Those dastardly BEEEEEEEEEEES are in charge of the ACC!

I’d like to mention that I absolutely (sort of) called this a week ago:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/10/14/how-fares-the-acc-no-really-someone-tell-us/comment-page-1/#comment-363754

“After taking on the most ridiculously difficult opening 4 games and looking good for most of them, they have fulfilled their quota of success. Miami will now lose a ridiculously winnable game (I shall vainly hope it’s next week against Clemson) and fall out of contention for national glory and the ACC championship, because Loki is the patron god of the ACC, and that’s all there is to it.”

ALL HAIL LOKI

I WAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT /colbert’d

Versus HD is so superior to other networks’

Let’s play some night games.

UF just got STARKVILLED.

Here we go again…

anyone else notice ESPNU never has real commercials… its all just Billy Mays/Anthony Sullivan/generic-pitchman ‘call to order!’ type shit that noone needs

THANK YOU TIGERS!

All is proceeding as has been foretold.

@35: so much better to see Harvey Gunga Galunga with.

Someone find Holly and take her belt and shoelaces. Right now.

Steve Shaw must have pissed off Rogers Redding and Mike Slive really good – he’s assigned the NLU-Kentucky game.

Starkvilled again. Tebow stuffed at the one-foot line.

Oregon 43, Washington 19.

Take that, Mr. Herbie “You’ll have to blackmail me with naked pictures to get me to vote
for Oregon” Handsomepants.

Pay attention, Mr. “Seriously? You get money to write?” Schlabach.

Now will you get a clue, Mr. Ted “I cover the PAC 10. Really!! Wait, USC is on…” Miller.

Ditto all those professional sports journalists who talk about PAC 10 football without
actually watching it. And kudos to old man Lee Corso, possibly the only person who’s not
an auto-Duck hater out there (much respect to my beloved Colin Cowherd, of course).

 Heya Holly, heya Orson,

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/10/23/orson-and-hollys-dialectical-picks-week-eight/comment-page-1/#comment-365366

How’s your Saturday going?? :).

Hoping you got a chance to watch the OREGON game, but if you didn’t, here’s a quick summary:

Ducks weren’t at their best. Lots of mental errors, and one in particular by
Barner on the punt return allowed Washington field position that led to a touchdown
they wouldn’t have otherwise made, I think. They didn’t use stand out tight end
Ed Dickson much, and LeMichael James had a very quiet game, none of his flashy,
spectacular runs on display today.

However, in spite of all that, all in all, it was obvious Masoli could have sliced up the
Husky defense all afternoon long, and our defense could shutdown
Washington at will, if not for some stupid penalties.

But no, no, I’m not bitter at all about the BCS poll standings. Just another day
in the life of a Duck fan (Seriously? Alabama is the #2 team in the nation? SERIOUSLY?
MIAMI FREAKING MIAMI is ranked above us??? TCU? Iowa? WTF is going on??)

Why do I whine so much? Because those guys played so hard, dammit. They
started the season with a Titanic-sized disaster, weren’t ready to play, and still
managed to right the ship. They didn’t fold. They could have let the season go.
But these guys have played with heart, shown their true caliber and really, really
deserve more attention than they’re getting – no name offense, no-name defense,
no-name everybody beating the pants off everybody they step on the field with.

Bring it on, righteous foes!!!!

Florida’s imitation Georgia Tech offense isnt functioning quite as well without Genuine Paul Johnson Parts

gamedaytribe – Congrats on beating… UW.

Wake Forest lost to Navy today… anyone think Jim Grobe is kicking himself in the nads for not talking to Alabama back in 2007?

@25 The Colquitts were punters. The Reveiz clan hit the 50-yard field goals, until they cast up a linebacker in the current generation. Fuad Reveiz used to make a BUNCH of tackles on the rare kickoffs he didn’t put through the uprights, so you could kind of say the youngun is a second-generation linebacker.

Crowton must’ve formatted jefferson’s hd and installed the predator drone targeting software. Tate just wants more crippled receivers.

I think UF would be better off by sitting on the 21 yard line and launching passes directly at the endzone.

@48

Fuad Reveiz = name most likely to be confused with a Jalisco drug lord or an artisinal sheep’s milk cheese crafted with unpasteurized milk and sold only to friends and family on the slide.

@46, cantcatchuf says: “Congrats on beating… UW.”

Thanks, cantcatchuf, appreciate it! The antacids saved up for the Halloween showdown with
USC, hope I survive that one :).

Oh Rainey, you make my heart swoon. Blocking punts inside the 10 yard line is oh-so-pretty.

Starkvilled. Tebow pick-6.

Oh great! Now I wish I could find that remixed version where he hates the Patriots! Did LSUFreek make that one?

Gamedaytribe: You know no one in the Pac-10 can be taken seriously until they play U$C. Don’t crumble
against the Trojans like everyone else (well, everyone not Oregon State) and your already impressive rebound
will be taken that much more seriously.

I’d have posted this earlier but I’m just now recovered from the earthquake that happened when Mount Cody
erupted twice earlier today. Shit. {/counts gray hairs caused by this game alone]