NIGHT SHIFT: ALL HUGS TO STEVE ADDAZIO

I like “ringing the cowbell” as a euphemism for masturbation

LSU just gave Auburn a freebie fumble in Auburn’s end zone, because WOOOO DEM TIGAHS GON GETCHA!

How does a team that sloppy continue to win?

Ummm… Texas A&M has 21 points in the 2nd quarter. Up 28-14 on Texas Tech with about a 1:00 before halftime.

I see the Domers won. Does this secure them an automatic Fiesta Bowl bid?

How lsu got their d back.

Short-yardage offense from the shotgun is teh suck. Be like Josh Nesbitt or Johnny Unitas and put your hands up under those buttocks like a real quarterback.

Miss State found their offense — a 100 yard pick-6… LIVE TO WIN!

As Verne would say: HOW DO YOU DO?!

Live to win…..till ya die.

How to Choke Away a #1 Ranking- By Urban Meyer & Steve Addazio

I could get paid a million dollars a year to find ways to blow every red zone opportunity.

un FREAKIN believable.

Urban just went through the five stages of grief watching that runback.

I hope he screams “hassan-chop” every timr he goes for tate"s arm.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Meyer look so pissed at Tebow.

The Scott field curse strikes again! :D

It’s Starkeville, Jake.

Gotta have more cowbell.

Meyer’s stone cold.

Hell, Florida can’t even start a decent fight out there. I imagine halftime will not be pleasant.

Oh yeah so fighting the damn team will get us a first down or td in the red zone
Our offense is a joke
A freaking joke.

Whoever Killed Tebow and replaced him with this new guy needs to be reprimanded

If someone would just stuff Adazzio in a locker we’d be better off.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE RECEIVERS?!?!?!

STOP CALLING SHITTY PLAYS WITH NO FUCKING PROTECTION AND TELL TEBOW TO GET RID OF THE FUCKING BALL!!!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowton is calling random plays again. I hope our. Version of paul lynne entertains everyone.

Im tired of this fucking shit
its fuckin miss state
my high school team could put 13 on them this shut needs to STOP
SECOND DAMN GAME where our offense had4 FOUR possesions in the red zone and came out with 0 TDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tebow got his brain knocked out of his ear against Kentucky. He’s going to keep doing stupid stuff for the foreseeable future. Hopefully he saves some for next week.

In other news, I think every Tennessee booster should get to kick Lane Kiffin in the gonads for the retardation he unfurled in the last 50 secondsof that game.

I understand that we don’t have Percy or Louis, but that doesn’t mean we should be fucking retarded in the passing game!!!

Orson!!! Make it better!!!

Call the plays by pulling them out of a hat. A hat that Adazzio has not touched. Or seen.

Texas were up 21-0 at the end of the 1st Qtr.. how much longer does this have to go on before ABC switches to the USC/Oregon St. game??

Its that lsu stank ya’ll caught from us.

Um, isn’t Florida, like, winning?

There are Gator fans at the game….with cell phones. Someone puleeeeze call one of them and ask them to kidnap Steve Addazio.

Just in case you didn’t see it. Nevada laid the lumber to the Idahoe Vandals 70-45
That’s right 70 to 45. No defenses out there in the WAC.

I knew it was a bad omen when people started talking about—even betting on!—the Vandals. So of course they coughed up a WACtacular ten TDs. Nice job, guys…way to seize that once-every-decade moment when somebody, somewhere might actually be paying attention.

At least the Dawgs look a little better today. That Crompton guy really isn’t as bad as advertised, is he? (Though he’s still at least somewhat bad.)

Down in Miami, it would appear that Dabo’s brilliance is contagious. The ESPN commentators had contracted a full-blown case of it by the start of overtime, when they expressed some surprise that Clemson, upon winning the toss, elected to go on defense first. And then went on talking about the choice as if there were some intriguing strategery involved. Or had that announcing crew never witnessed an overtime college football game before?

Adazzio’s dream job was to be Barry Switzer’s OC. He never got that gig, so he’s trying to live the dream now.

Maybe, if he’s not paralyzed with rage, Strong has crammed Adazzio into a very small box and shipped him straight to Ulaanbaatar. It would be justice.

Damn, what did Greise say?

Bo got another chin and creeds are lame.

I’m thinking Charlie Strong should hold down Addazio and every player on D gets a free shot or five with a bar of soap wrapped in a towel.

Michigan State: 6
Iowa: 3

5:21 left in the 3rd

I predict it ends 9-6 Iowa

Harris: http://www.sbnation.com/2009/10/24/1099190/griese-apologizes-for-delicious

Also, while I’m entirely confident that the Vols would have gone on to blow yet another kick from 15 yards closer in, it still is an unfair shame that: a) nobody in stripes cared about a helmetless riot breaking out before the play was even whistled dead, and b) nobody in Creamsicle orange went for the ball, which was there for the taking for several seconds with open field ahead.

Brandon Spikes is available. Let him practice on Addazio.

I think the SAW movies suck, but I’d go watch them if it was Strong orchestrating tests for Adazzio.

“Where’s Juan Pablo Montoya?….perhaps he’s out getting a taco”- Bob Griese

"Oh, I’m afraid the Mullin Machine will be quite operational when your Gator friends arrive."

So…first and goal turns into a missed FG.

When did Oregon State get accepted into the SEC?

Oh, and am I the only one who imagines Smothers Brothers-type talk around the Rodgers household?

“Mom always liked you best.”

“What? You crazy? She liked you best. She hated me from the start!”

“No, man, she liked…”

“Dude, she named you James and me Jacquizz.”

“Oh. Yeah. Sorry. You’re right.”

Hey, look, Starkville is Starvilling us again. 13-13.

Obscure stat of the season: Florida has lost five consecutive games in Starkville, one shy of the SEC record of six held by Auburn, Tulane, and Vanderbilt (Vandy is an active streak).

I find myself about Brantley and his ability to connect with receivers who don’t have to be 5 yards open.

Sturgis: The NEW Percy Harvin!

it is the responsibility of Strong to force steve into submission and make him beg for his job…or even better his life

im Sick
sick to the point of throwing up memories from the ole miss loss.

Who cares about Pasadena? New Orleans is way nicer, anyway.

Fucking Mr. Magoo could call better plays than this asshole.

Successful Tebow 4-and-1 conversion is erased by a time called right before the play….by UF. Yes, its Starkville + Adazzio.

addiazo’s play calling makes my balls hurt

Iowa takes the lead, 9-6 with 3 minutes left in the game and a total of 214 yards gained

prediction: nailed

Blatant non-call and non-review of a clear fumble on 3rd and goal in the Iowa-MSU game.
There was an Iowa FG on the next play.
Start up your asterisks.

But, I mean, in Greise’s defense, who wouldn’t be off somewhere eating tacos given the option?

Hook and ladder for Dantonios, Hawkeyes could be some bother.

IN SOME BOTHER, damn you beer. 1st and 10 Sparty from the Iowa 30, 2 mins left.

SPARTY WITH THE TD! Lead 13-9 with 1:37 to play.

Michigan state TD, color me amazed

Strong’s defense adds another seven to the score, further obscuring Adazzio’s incompetence.

4th-and-goal from the MSU 7. 0:02 to play. HANG ON, SPARTY!

Wait, that would ruin my dream of an Iowa-UC MNC. Fail Sparty!

Addazio’s playbook: Waffle House menu or high school spanish vocab sheet?

HOLY HAWKEYE

SPARTY FAILS! Hawkeyes escape 15-13, score on the final play of the game!

Holy crackers, could Oregon State in the red zone be any more painful? If Lyle Moevao were under center I’d have pulled out all my hair by now.

But Canfield and Quiz got it done finally. Whew. Dare one hope?

Nice Olé at the goal line on the pick 6, Tebow!

But at least Tebow didn’t injure himself attempting a tackle.

Hey, look, a second Tebow pick-six. WHAT?

Ok, with all seriousness and no hyperbole, Steve Addazio needs to be relieved of his play calling duties. This is just plain ridiculous.

Dammit we got tebowed

70 – After seeing the offensive line, I think Adazzio needs to be given to FSU as a Thanksgiving present.

Seeing Urban’s face tonight, I would be afraid to sleep on the plane tonight if I were Addazio, Dustin Doe, or Caleb Sturgis.

In case you missed it, video of Bob Griese’s hilarious taco comment and half ass apology.

http://nobathroombreaks.com/2009-articles/october/bob-griese-and-taco-comment-video-another-old-announcer-keeping-me-down.html

ESPN needs to restock their color guys for college football.

Well thank Tebow that abortion is over with. ZOMG Georgia hate week beginz nao!

Once again this season, I find myself wondering how a defender can rip a player’s helmet off and not get called for a facemask. Or does taking somebody’s head off fall under the now-abolished category of five-yard infractions?

I know that everybody in every conference every year complains about the referees being a bunch of brain-damaged monkeys. But this year really has been one unending coast-to-coast clown show, hasn’t it?

Damn you Hello Kiffy. Now I have to go to Mass, synagogue, Bible Study, chanting and Tom Cruise’s house next week. And lost yo south cackalack. moral defeat + real defeat = drink a bottle of jack + texican Dr Pepper w./ real sugar.

And now Redskins monday. i wish i was deAD.

Next week it’s the match-up you’ve all been waiting for: Addazio vs. Martinez. The Resistible Force meets the Movable Object.

That’s why they are Michigan State.

We should all know better by now.

Until the Rainey I formation run, I think our redzone offense was positively Zookish, but the major fuckups can all be put at Tebow’s door. What a weird game – a pick 6 that wasn’t and one that got called back. Our defense played great, it’s just Tebow spotted them 13 points. Anyone seen any explanation of Jame’s reduced production on returns this year?

The line for MSU-Florida was -23.5.

Tebow throws two pick sixes against a hapless team, gifting them their only two TDs.

Then again, I guess the bible doesn’t explicitly prohibit shaving points.

USC may be the the only team I confidently feel would rip Alabama and Florida apart but lose to Cincinnati by 2 touchdowns

USC certainly did a number on Oregon State tonight. They beat Oregon by 3 scores next week and lose to Stanford. It’s the Trojan way. But I like how we are already talking about an annual underachiever belonging in the title game just because they could play with the top teams if only those pesky Pac 10 teams would get out of the way.

@ Beckett

No way. They’d kill Cincinnati and then lose to Syracuse.

Provided, of course, that they had a number of key injuries, committed a bunch of dumb penalties, had a few untimely fumbles and sprinkled in some fluke plays. And it certainly helps to be playing a team that everyone “knows” is awful but probably has a few scholarship football players hanging around.

This is how most upsets and near upsets happen. Just ask USC. Or Florida. Or OSU, OU, WV, TX, LSU, PSU or any other school which has suffered an unsightly blemish which potentially cost them points with the judges in this sham of a beauty contest called the BCS.

This is Capt. Obvious, saying goodnight.

McGaha! Nice. Let’s see if Porn Star State can crawl back into this late-night Petro Papadakis-laced wonderfulness.

I love off-weeks.

Iowa:Big 10::Alabama:SEC?

Although Addazio’s playcalling needs work obviously, doesn’t he call plays outside the red zone and Billy Gonzalez is responsible for the red zone offense? Correctly me if I’m wrong. But although the offense outside the red zone needs work too, the red zone offense is the real problem

Last year in the red zone, 91% scores, 75% TD’s: so 4 TD’s, 1 FG, and 1 no score every 6 trips. 31 points.

at MSU: 6 red zone trips, 8 points: (missed FG, FG, FG, FG, interception returned for a TD (-7 points), FG, TD (missed extra point).

vs. Arkansas: 6 red zone trips, 13 points: (missed FG, fumble, fumble, FG, TD, FG).

The red zone is the big problem.

Addazio is responsible for the thing breaking down in those red zone trips: the offensive line’s protection. Some responsibility has to be borne by Scot Loeffler, too. Tebow takes even longer to throw than last year, and at times seems uncoached entirely.

the theory is this, tebow wants to keep the game close so he can be the hero in the end, not only saying hey we are undeteated, but i won the heisman!

if we run the I in the redzone we can score, if we try and throw in the red zone, e can not score, now that means if we are playing in their red zone too. we also can run moody in chunks, but not when it counts. addazio is reading a waffle house menu, and he is an idiot.

the whole country now sees he is and idot and tim tebow is gving away points every game. my god!

We’ll assume you were drunk when you typed that.

Wow, was at the game, still drunk, and still pissed…..for all intensive purposes, it all goes back to the red zone…..We pounded UT in the 2nd qtr all the way down the field to the 2 yrd line by running the ball, then we get cute and TRY TO FUCKING PASS THE BALL TWICE?? Someone help me with the math……McElroy cant get it done, and we are using a rivalry game in the red zone to practice?? We punch it in there, and the rest of the game they are playing to catch up,not playing to win……WTF?? Thank God we were playing vs Kiffy, I am counting that one as not so great win vs a not so great UT team since every other top team will scheme us the same way, if we cant score TD’s with the Wildcat, we are fucked. Put Texas number one……we aint even close…then damn Ingram tries to do too much and gets stripped….if he keeps try to carry 2 or 3 defenders once he gets stood up, some one is gonna come flying in there and crush his knee…Hats off to Monte Kiffin, and to Crompton, played a tuff game, made plays, we just had to make 2 more to win……THANK YOU TERRANCE CODY!!!!!! At least we can rest a little bit….we need it….

Iowa has about a 20-pound horseshoe lodged deep inside their rectum. Unbelievable.

Another thing I enjoyed: TCU just beating the tar out of those 28-year-olds in Provo.

Wow @ the Buckeyes’ win over Minny today. We found the offense today and it was…like watching actual football!

Day was pretty kind, Michigan and BYU both went down in flames even COTG would be proud of.

Blog Golliard—

) nobody in stripes cared about a helmetless riot breaking out before the play was even whistled dead.

If you want to see a helmetless riot, put on a referee’s shirt, make that call, and give Tennessee another shot at a FG. Your family would have to go into the witness protection program.

IT’S ALL CORRECTABLE, folks

PW: Methinks BG was referring to the Beavers-Trojans game and a pretty obvious no-call on a OSU TD.

Although, had the Wizard of Oz not interceded, there very well would have been an “unsportsmanlike conduct” call on Mt. Cody for ripping his helmet off while a play was in progress. But probably not. Gotta keep that 1 v 2 showdown for the SECCG alive.

Dude, if we (Bama) meet up with Florida in Atlanta, it could be like the Barn/MSU 3-2 Barn/Bulldog burner from last year. I’m not sure if my toilet can handle that.