GAMEDAY OPEN THREAD, EARLY SHIFT BEEEEEEEEES

Bob Griese is the worst.

Ron Cherry is the worst.

This game against Virginia is going to have me rocking back and forth in the fetal position clutching my beverage unless GT manages to get a huge lead. Please, can they finally win in Charlottesville?

ron cherry is far from the worst haha
and is Minnesota TRYING to hand ohio state the game?
Not to worry Pryor might hand it right back to the gophers!
and wow Jeaven Snead decided to give himself some love instead of throwin it towards an Ole Miss reciever or more likely an Arkansas corner

O, Paul Johnson & Virginia love giving GT fans a heartache inducing game…..which gives me a reason to laugh at their fans as they rade my couch and food!

i am working in the chemistry building listening to the game on the radio, rather than walking across the street to swipe my ID and watch GT vs UVA live.

Even worse if Al Groh wins…UVA will reward him with another 5 year contract to produce a mediocre football team haha

The Raycom feed is so old school it’s new school.

Cav Man banged my mom

Pacific Time SEC fans thank Crazy Old Testament God for the early thread. Properly preparing for the afternoon games requires some stretching and some mental prep.

@TGISaturday – “proper preparation” meaning beer and hard liquor. it’s the only way to survive a Big Televen dominated slate: get as sloppy drunk so the play on the field looks competent.

In Lincoln, some yahoos in the Nebraska student section are going 8-wide in a"SUHHHHHHH!"-nuggie. Mizzou fans, Sean Weatherspoon turns his lonely eyes to you.

Signal – Thanks for the tip. I’ll switch to the hard liquor in: 5-4-3-2-gurgle slurp. Ahhhhhh. Now it’s all clear — Ron Cherry IS the best!

…and Al Groh CAN coach

…and Pryor is the next Tebow/ Young

Someone should honestly publish How to Survive football Saturday’s in the South!

Gator – Get started on that book. I’m busy working to compile the hard data as to whose side God is really on. And are Jesus and God in agreement? Do other deities have any influence at all? So far it’s clear that God is definitely a Tebow and an SEC fan most years Which is convenient, as the Tebow/SEC – God love-fest seems to work both ways! Unrequieted God-love can wreak fire, brimstone and pillars of salt (the Ole Miss thing seems to have had something to do with blackmail on some Jesus photos we will reveal in chapter 14 — we’re still trying to figure out the smack to the head).

Just saw John Daly on the Arkansas sideline…WOW he’s gotten skinny! What happened…he lose his Hooter’s endorsement and access to unlimited fried pickles?

Haha id clearly agree that God loves the SEC & not only Tebow, but the gators as a whole (as long as they have a Pure Preacher’s Son Quaterback)..But God can be streaky…..He loved Bama for all those years, then took a 180 turn to Florida….We must thank him however for alcohol’s effectivness in knocking us SEC fans out before being forced to watch crappy & Pointless late night Pac-10 and Mountain West games…

Raycom has the Hardees halftime show. Mmmmm heart attacks.

CGB Im pretty sure Daly and his new golf buddy Phil Fulmer would love that!

welcome back Arkansas defense that makes me cry. I should have walked to the GT/UVA game and sat in the rain rather than watching my bad dreams acted out live on espn360

Amen, Gator. Verily I say unto thee that Farve MUST retire before Tebow enters the pros or God will be forced to choose.
And I’m pretty sure Bama has another Old Testament (or Old School) advocate whose name begins with S and ends with n. Perhaps just as powerful with way more potential for a good time.

the poor underthrow on what would have been an easy 60-70 yard TD from nesbitt to thomas shows that the groh-mentum is building

Does anyone else notice the terrible clock-management this season in general?

TGI i agree 100 %…..If Tebow and Favre are in the NFL at the same time, then i understand why the world will end in 2012

…Because God would have to chose one and hand the other over to Satan…
Chapter 15 should be dedicated to who God must confess his heart to following Tebow’s departure…I may spend chapter 13 Praying that its Brantley…

Honestly, I cant decide what teams Budda would support…I would arguet that it must be Kansas following Fulmer’s departure
(this is all ignoring the fact that fat Budda is only a regional interpretation but whatever all this info is WAY over the head of my georgia public school educated mind)

I just saw the halftime report with WVU fans showing some love for Jasper Howard. Could we trade one of our SEC teams for WVU? There’s alot to like about the couch burners up there..

Chapter 15 shall be as thou sayest. I believe Budda is recorded as saying: we are all one. Farvebow included.

TGISaturday – the world’s worst game-clock manager has to be Jimbo Fisher. He did it against da U (in the 4th); he did it at BC; and he has terrible in the UNC game. Since Bobby really isn’t doing anything, maybe he could watch the clock for him.

hobeg8r – That’s one of the few classy things they’ve done. I guess they’re good people when they aren’t hurling batteries at you.

then Chapter 16 shall be dedicated to what does thou God doith with Collegiate Football???

No Tebow may mean trouble for the sport we love…and if we do not answer his call for another Great and Worthy Leader will he end our hopes for a playoff!

Okay, hobeg8r, but they’ll have to get an analog clock.

It’s awesome when Dwyer runs over people.

BEEEEEEEEEEES have finally taken over the game. Al Groh can go back to doing what else he has been doing the rest of the season.

Is it possible that God’s SEC bias is the REASON there is NOT a playoff?

hmmmm well i would argue that if there was a playoff the Championship would involve the TWO BEST TEAMS in the country in this case Florida vs Alabama…so God would create a playoff and two SEC teams would play for the Ship almost every year…again proving his love for the dominate conference lol

Then again God allowing the SEC to beat up on some lame Big (11) ten or Big Twelve team each year could be the reason

Maybe true, gator. I wonder if it’s just not too much fun to have a playoff atmosphere every Saturday, rather than an actual playoff.

One hour until the opening acts give way to real football games.

I was hoping for an SEC lovefest today….

BEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nebraska is officially crapping the bed—Helu just fumbled it over to Iowa State on the 2.

At this moment, I’m more than a massive bit angry that my Tigers couldn’t beat them. Even in a monsoon and with a quarterback who is wincing in pain whenever he plants his foot.

Unlike Chan, CPJ goes for the jugular. BEEEEEEEEEEES! GO JACKETS; STING ’EM!

I would contend that when one consistently gets the breaks on Earth, then it is not God that is the man in the machine, but rather the Devil. Just look at Job. It probably means that Richt will get his reward in heaven and Tebow really is the spawn of Satan. Too bad it will mean that Dooley’s Deal with the Devil will still keep UGA from ever getting a chance to play for the MNC again.

That was so, so, so very sweet. Thank you, CPJ and the rest. Go Jackets; Sting ’Em. w00000t

No orange jerseys for Tennessee and now no working headsets…yes, it’s HATE week everybody.

And Paul Johnson breaks The Curse™.

Jefferson can at last rest in piece. Unless Bobby Ross (who was at the game today) decides to go pee on his grave again.

Also, Go Blue!

BEEEEEEEEEEES!

And Linebacker U is giving M*ch*gan a total whipping in Ann Arbor today. Smiles all around.

Anybody here think MSU will beat Flor*da? If that happens, maybe COTG has a sense of humor after all.

wow. and to believe that i was slightly optimistic that groh would actually try to maintain the streak.

the ACC is a horrible conference. the worst conference for football, behind the sun belt.

proof? duke is two wins away from being bowl eligible.

and yet NC State, the second worst team in the conference, or the worst, depending on how Maryland is playing, beat Pittsburgh. I’d say that should at least put the ACC above the Big East.

Thank you, Climpson!

Props to the BEEEEEESs
Paul Johnson ain’t skeered o’ no Groh.