EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 8
The weekend agenda:
ORSON (Atlanta)(still convalescing):
Friday: Rutgers at Army, albeit briefly. Don’t judge us.
Saturday:
BEEES @ Fancy lads
USF @ Pittsburgh
Arkansas @ Ole Miss (GIGGITY!)
Penn State @ Michigan
Tennessee @ Alabama
Oregon @ Washington
Florida @ DOOMSYLVANIA STATE
TCU @ BYU
Oregon State @ USC
HOLLY (Tuscaloosa):
Georgia Tech @ UVa
Arkansas @ Ole Miss
Tennessee @ Alabama, live in StabboVision (and meandering about the Quad with our resident degenerate gambler all morning, so holler)
Florida @ Missy State
Auburn @ LSU
CAVMAN: In his Atlantic seaboard hideout sharpening his blade without a care in the world, because who needs a solid football team when you have a laser-eyed statue of Mr. Jefferson on your side?
Where you’re headed, what you’re watching, and what you’re grilling in the white spaces below, if you please. Have a clown-flu-free weekend, one and all.
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Alan says:
T-Town, for the hope-strangling.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:51 pm
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Golden Hand says:
Working, at the got-damn Pentagon, where the odds of hiding out and finding a teevee with the Institute vs. University game are not high. And the military computer networks for some reason do not offer ESPN360. No wonder we’re losing in Afghanistan. Nobody tell me how the bugs did until late Sunday night, after I get home and check TiVo, ‘kay?
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm
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gosouthgohard says:
BEES vs. Thomas Jefferson’s bastard children, from a drankin’ establishment deep in the heart of Texas, then to the couch for Tennessee-Bama until it gets ugly.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:58 pm
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poobie says:
At tent B12 on the quad, watching whatever’s on the three TVs across the sidewalk from us while consuming vast quantities of beer and rotel. Then off to BDS to watch my beloved Tahd take down Hello Kiffin. Then back to the tailgate for cigars and bourbon.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
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Vandy J says:
At a nephew’s birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese, which is the kindergarten version of Burning Man: it’s loud, it’s creepy, there are things you can’t unsee that somebody spent too much money to put together, and you’ve got even odds of catching something off one of the other attendees.
Also: Family Armageddon (dad was Bama, mom is UT, raised Tide, would root for Al-Qaeda over Vols – well maybe not but I would hope like hell that UT didn’t cover)
Vandy vs S. Carolina (fully expect luck to run out)
Cal vs Wazzu (a game so bad they couldn’t find TV for it, so radio it is)
Auburn vs LSU (brother is Auburn fan, birthday today, good thing too because tomorrow will suck)
BEEEEEEEEEES vs “Mixers! Getcher mixers here!” (friends on both sides)
Basically just anything to get me to Monday night, when I will shoot myself in the face.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
In T-town… watching the morning ESS EEE SEE network game on the 50ft screen in the secret bunker on the north side of campus (seriously) and then wandering over to BDS for the annual HATE Fest.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:36 pm
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christoff says:
Stuck on the couch thanks to kidney stone lasering and OH GOD HOW IT HURTS TO PEE…
Morning universe is centered on woopigsooie (on West Coast cable TV 3 weeks in a row!?!?!) @ Ole Miss with channel flipping to GTech @ HOOS if I can find it. Hopefully Masoli @ JakeLocker at noon with channel flipping to whatever ESPN forces on me. Late-afternoon TCU BYU unless that gets wide open and then I’m switching to the SEC buffet on the ESPEN’s.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
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Jack Fact says:
Illinois at Purdue: Because fuck Zook, that’s why.
Tennessee at Bama: Please oh please let a bad call decide this one.
Florida at Cowbell State: I kid because I fear.
Boise State at Hawaii: Because I have no life.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
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PodKatt says:
~5:30-6 Early mornin’ tent raisn’ and dougnut eatin’ (beniets are only good when messy, and there’s no excuse for walking around all day covered in powder like a miami fan)
~8 conversatin’ with the interwebs
~10 begin cooking
-This weeks theme: Cajun Thanksgiving-
3 whole flash-fried WAR DAMN chickens (and a coke with some dry white toast)
rice dressing
cous-cous
sweet potato fries
boudin
~2 preliminary discussion on next years WVU game (what abita flavor goes best with fried couch?)
~3 call auburn fan dirty names then concuss him/her with food
~4:30 band comes down the field
~6:30 RAGNAROK (or more likely an offensive snoozefest/DEFENSIVE MASTERPIECE)
your all invited, of course
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
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PodKatt says:
almost forgot, the kiddies will bash another pinata sometime in there.
Heads on pikes=adult environment
paper mache heads on pikes=family fun
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:54 pm
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They Call Me....Fried Catfish says:
First, I must say that I missed most of the Bama/Ole Miss game because I was getting married and the wife swore she’d kill me if I made a fuss about it. That being said, her favorite color is orange and I have forbidden her to wear any orange tmw. Yeah, my marriage rocks.
Secondly, my good friends are having a baby shower and decided to have the women open baby presents and the men grill meat, drink beer and watch footbaw…..so I must thank them ahead of time for being awesome and putting the third…errr…fourth saturday in October before their unborn child
Ahem….the menu for the day: #%^&! am until 2pm : at WORK(fuck you work!)
2pm – 330pm……catching up with my drinking with homemade belgian ale and eating a bourbon and Dale’s marinaded t-bone
3:30pm – 6:30ish/7pm – 3 hours + of me yelling “Fuck you Tennessee!” at the TV
probably pass out and have wife take me home where I’ll wake back up and watch the 2nd half of Fla/Cowbell fuck st. and Auburn vs LSU
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:22 pm
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IM A MAN IM FORTY says:
No love for the impending shit storm called Clemson v. Miami? Could be the most dyamic game on the board Saturday. Raw ballers, suspense, a possible sub-tropical shower. Players win, winner’s play.
Don’t call it a weak conference. My creative team is brainstorming right now on our new tag line… “THE ACC – the most competitive collection of shit teams in the BCS, SUCKA”.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:24 pm
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ThroneDoggie says:
In a leather chairmonster in New River, AZ, where we’ll be eating Li’l Smokies (that’s as close as we can get to consuming Vol mojo, since there aren’t any commercial Volunteer meat products at Safeway).
Got a half-marathon in the morning, but I’ll be back in time to see most of AR@OleMiss, until the main event at 12:30 local (that would be the Li’l Smokies snacking whilst watching what I hope would be a Kiffin-humbling experience – that boy needs some humility. Bad.)
Then game-flipping until Auburn@LSU (I come from a mixed marriage – I’m pro-Barn ten games out of eleven) then ASU@Stanford and Boise on the Beach – by then, it’ll definitely be bedtime.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
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seeyouinhellwillingham says:
at Husky Stadium, watching Jake Locker pass all over a makeshift ducks secondary.
Then off to the home to drink ale and enjoy
TCU @ BYU
Oregon State @ USC
Ariz. St @ Stanford
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:34 pm
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dc trojan says:
In my suburban Shangri-la, whatever I catch in passing in the afternoon, and Oregon State – USC in the evening. If things are a bit quiet, I may also try and handicap which players get all their belongings stolen by thieving Scousers during Sunday’s Liverpool – Man United game.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
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Nathan says:
I’ll be in the rain in hooville watching The Adventures of Cavman in person
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
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University of Florida, Georgia Campus says:
First and foremost, watch GT take on the hoos, then probably watch the good times roll in cowbell hell solely
because of the video of Grossman posted earlier. I grew up an FSU fan and now I’m at GT, so I’ll revel in any
UF/top-tier SOUTH EASTERN CONFERENCE HELL YEAH BROTHER loss. Then its on to ABC to watch BC
take care of business againtst the blob and his team of merry bandits.
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm
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ESMjr. says:
10: Big Ten suckitude, wallow gleefully in continuing Zookification of Illinois
1:30: Vols-Tide (pulling for Bama in order to continue inflation of balloon prior to SECG poppin)
5:30: Gators-Dogs. The 2000 UF-MSU game was the last football game I saw before I spent three years shitting in a hole in Africa and another contracting various exotic maladies in S. America. I didn’t see another Gator game until fall of 2004. For this reason alone–the awful rancid taste left in my mouth for nearly four fucking years–I will always hate MSU. Although I must say I think the dogs redeemed theyselves by ridding UF of the Zook Menace.
Saturday’s Menu:
Pili-Pili chicken (If you don’t know Nando’s you betta reconize)
Sweet potato fries
Spinach-Artichoke dip in a homemade bread bowl (SHUT UP IT’S NOT GAY WHEN I DO IT)
Medjool Dates
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
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zzgator says:
In an RV in a Disney World parking lot attempting to rest and watch football on the satellite teevee until the last possible moment before a 10:30pm Tower of Terror 13K race.
Of COURSE this had to be the year the cowbells went prime-time! I already had to get up at 4am to do a 10K after watching the LSU game!
DAMN YOU DISNEY ENDURANCE SPORTS AND YOUR FALL RACE SCHEDULING!
(Although I guess I should be glad both races fell on road games…so I’ll give the mouse that.)
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
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SC'Eer says:
It’s supposed to be another glorious day on the South Kah’lina coast…
Nooners: Wf’nV / UConn Gamewatch party with the WVU Alumni (bloody marys and pepperoni rolls
(moment of silence for Jazz Howard ….. Now, Let’s Go!! Mountaineers!!!)
Crosschecking: Beeees / Cavs (don’t bet agin Groh in Oct.); Arky / Ole Miss; USF / Pitt (h8 Pitt)
Middays: Bama / Vols Chillin’ at home with the son (cerveza fria & h8 caliente)
Crosschecking: Clemzen / da U; Navy / Wake (Go middies); Ducks / Huskies (mo’ h8)
Laters: LSU / Aubarn Vickery’s Shark Fin Bar (bourbon whiskey and fried seafood)
Crosschecking: Gamecocks / Vandy; Trojans / Beavers (the trojans are all over the beavers)
Midnight shift: Boise Broncos / Rainbow Warriors (in alcohol induced technicolor and hoping I don’t puke)
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:41 pm
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Golden Hand says:
@ 5 Jesus FUCK, EDSBS has the best commenters on the World Wide Web of Sports. I’ma steal that Chuck E. Burning Man gag. Cheers.
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
A round of golf at a popular, toney, North Fulton County, Country Club. Home for the noon game featuring The Ohio State University vs. Minnesota, live from the Horseshoe on the banks of the Olentangy River. I just hope the offense outscores the defense and combined they outscore the Gophers. Fuck the spread (18 if you are counting), I just want a win!
After that every game that is on TV will be seen in some form or fashion. Special interest is paid to PSU and Michigan, ND v BC, Florida v Miss St., Alabama v UT, GT v UVa, etc, etc…
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
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DrBundy says:
Red Stick from pre-dawn doing just about everything PodKatt said already, ‘cept the intertubes part. My keys have already been taken away and it’s only 10:30pm the night before. Auck Fuburn. Cheers!
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Whatever comes on early is whatever. Yes, Kiffykins & Satan, fer sure. I used to like Phat Phil-now screw HelloKiffins.
All I care about is ESPN & Starksville. dadadada….lose gayters…dadada. 5 be a gud thang. sorry O, it be in da blood.
And shall be rather soused at the house and later at Canyons in Blowing Rock, NC, as Honey Pie is in Cary with her Grandchillins.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:40 pm
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The Agent says:
Currently chuckling aloud at the lack of any innuendo-laced signs whatsoever in the GameDay crowd from the Stormin’ Mormons.
“We Love Our Mom!” ? Seriously?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:14 am
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Techie says:
Am I reading ESPN.com schedule incorrectly, or is the TCU vs. BYU game not on TV??!
Online schedule shows Florida @ Miss St. on ESPN and Auburn @ LSU on ESPN2.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:39 am
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Techie says:
Got to love those REAL sports journalists:
http://today.sportingnews.com/sportingnewstoday/20091024/?pg=17&pm=1&u1=friend
“James Johnson and Georgia Tech should be on upset alert”
Umm..Matt. James Johnson hasn’t played for GT in two seasons. I hope he likes that picture of him you dug up for some reason.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:48 am
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Techie: Oh the irony. It’s on Versus.
In Marshallville, GA hanging with all the cousins and watching one of the nooners… which one? Does it matter? They’re all sort of … blah.
Record UT @ Bamer while driving back to ATH, then spend the rest of the night with cocktails and catching up.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:49 am
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gtne91 says:
Bought gameplan to watch Bees vs Snobs at noon.
Then watching Clemson v Miami until I have to leave for a very early dinner party at the greatest beer bar in the universe (RichO’s in Nalbany, IN). Will either be drinking to the end of the curse or until I forget everything about Hooville except 1990.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:53 am
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commodore_dude says:
@25:
It’s on Versus, sucks if you’ve got DirecTV…
October 24th, 2009 at 10:55 am
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ds says:
God bless Lee Corso.
Just stated that Arkansas “shot their wad” last week against Florida in front of 3,000 Mormons (spot the minority!) and LaVell Edwards. Herbie and Fowler were struggling to keep it together.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:03 am
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
commodore_dude: Yes, indeedy. Seems no one escapes the “Fuck You” capabilities of Comcast.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:09 pm