Little is dumber than the story of Spurrier pointing out Alabama using tape to mark kicks. In case you haven't noticed, South Carolina's been using tape to improve Stephen Garcia's aim, as seen in this EXCLUSIVE AND NOT DOCTORED AT ALL PHOTO WE SWEAR.
How else would one explain a leap from a 53% to a 57% completion percentage? It must be magical tape. As if a rivalry priding itself on pure hate didn't need an additional spark to create a proper trailer park bonfire. Saban says Tiffin won't use the tape since risking a five yard penalty would be too much, but let's focus on the most impressive possibility here: in theory, the same crew assigned to LSU/Georgia and Arkansas Florida could end up working this game, too. Crazy Old Testament God is just begging for this to happen.