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1
haybeav says:
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning
October 20th, 2009 at 11:03 am
2
CincyJacket says:
http://www.leg2capital.com/kitco/rally_time.jpg
Get well soon!
October 20th, 2009 at 11:05 am
3
Tim James says:
It’s just blogging, how much energy do you need? The meds help with the jokes, too.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:13 am
4
beerbaron says:
Revenge of the Hog.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:28 am
5
JD says:
Rub some dirt in it, you pussy.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:32 am
6
Gamecock'n'Balls says:
Paul Bear Bryant says “PLAY PUSSY”
October 20th, 2009 at 11:33 am
7
CA Dawg says:
Sounds like Meyer after the UT game…
October 20th, 2009 at 11:37 am
8
Crabapple Buck says:
I’ll bet you feel better than I did after losing to fucking Purdue!
October 20th, 2009 at 11:42 am
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Whatever Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas Dept:
After a heck of a weekend in Vegas – Swindle just comes down with a “flu”? That’s being way ahead of the game….with tetanous shots not being required.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:50 am
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Tim James says:
Orson’s just playing videogames anyway. You still have to call in sick when you run a football blog.
Note that pretending like this isn’t necessary for late starts created by hangovers. That actually becomes bonus material.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:50 am
11
Boozy McHound says:
Take a salt tablet.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:51 am
12
Pinto says:
Keibler beat me to it…
The flu? After no sleep, booze enhanced weekend in Vegas? And then a commercial flight back to Atlanta (the C.D.C. is there for a reason).
Unprecidented.
Oh, and let’s not forget the frantic yelling at the fumble drill on saturday. Helps to get the mucous membranes raw and exposed (hey–yooo!)
October 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
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Jack Fact says:
Walk it off.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:53 am
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Geaux Irish says:
What do you think this is, blog intramurals? Go play intramurals, brotha.
-D Hawkins
October 20th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
15
Vandy J says:
Frank Broyles shalt appear unto thee in a vision, and lest thou repent of thy sins (and cast aspersion on thy shat-tastic officiating) thou shalt surely perish. Or suffer with the baconic plague. Or at least have thy worst hangover ever.
If thou wishest to spread thy illness to thine team before playing the ‘Dores, at least sufficient to allow Vandy to cover the spread, thou shalt be saved and all thy household.
Aaaaaaaamen.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
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My Shorts are made of Denim says:
THUNDERCLAPS.
::Crazy Old Testament God appears::
ORSON, YOU ARE LETTING THE FLU SIDELINE A COLLEGE FOOTBALL BLOG? STOP BEING A PUSSY, LOOK AT HOW MY SON TIM PLAYED WITH THE FLU AGAINST KENTUCKY…AH…CARRY ON.
::All are smottenated to cover COTG inconsistancy::
October 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
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Holly says:
When I find out who the Vegas outbreak monkey was, I’m getting my stab face on. Just as soon as I can lift my stabbing arms.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Sub-Comandante Time Dept:
Since OS and Co are not 100%, how about the Sub Comandante taking over for a while.
I would love to read his take on the latest from Tressel-Land. (I am assuming that by now he has crashed his mom’s Camaro and is on public transportation.)
October 20th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
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Vol says:
Et tu Holly? Good God what the hell did y’all get into out there?
October 20th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
Get you some good whiskey, a spoonful of honey and some lemon juice. Now you put all this shit into a glass. Then you take that glass and put it in the microwave and heat the son’bitch up. While you heat the shit up, get a gun. The medicine should be done so get it out of the microwave and take it to the couch and sip pn that shit for a while but dont let it get cold. If you don’t feel better after that, shoot yourself in the knee. That way you’ll have bigger issues to deal with and you’ll forget you even had the flu.
October 20th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
21
Hawgustus Caesar says:
got the flu? must be a personal foul on Malcolm Sheppard. he’s so dirty.
October 20th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
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Norman Conquest says:
Nice to know people get the flu where it’s basically warm and sunny all the time. I’m taking my annual “Shit, it’s going to snow a lot and be very cold soon and I have the flu Day Off.”
p.s. I agree completely with Crabapple Buck.
October 20th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
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gosouthgohard says:
Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide…take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do *not* swallow, you spit it out. Don’t swallow, Spencer Hall.
October 20th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
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SC'Eer says:
If it’s a related strain to what I had last week, you have my most sincere sympathies.
The worst part was I lost a perfectly good Federal holiday alternately sweating and shiverring.
October 20th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
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a mike says:
I once had the “flu” coming back from Vegas on a red-eye flight. Sweating, shaking, runny nose, wheezing. I did my usual cover-the-face-with-used-t-shirt-hope-to-sleep trick. About half way through the flight, the kid in the seat next to me, intrigued by the snoring/groaning, gathered the courage to lift the shirt. We both screamed. He cried.
I went to work when I landed.
October 20th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
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University of Florida, Georgia Campus says:
Ahhhhh mr SC’Er I know your pain….tho I lost the holiday to sickness AND to work at the same time. huzzah!
October 20th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
27
MCab says:
Keep drinking your fluids and get better soon. Millions of co-dependent fans like myself need you.
October 20th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
28
Wozzo the Wonder Dog says:
Hammus Alabammus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salomey
October 20th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
29
Ancient Chinese Secret says:
Forced to bet on the Irish against USC, and then stricken with the flu. What the hell did you do in Vegas to deserve such bad karma?
October 20th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
30
ed says:
jon tenuta would appreciate it if you would get your fucking head out of your ass! FUCK!
HIT!
October 20th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
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Holly says:
Good God what the hell did y’all get into out there?
Unclear, but there’s like five other people that I know of who came back sick. I’m blaming that g-d clown.
October 20th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
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dc trojan says:
SC’Eer @24 – I do federal contract work, Federal holidays are the only days I don’t spend alternating between sweating and shivering.
October 20th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
33
Kevin@LSU says:
@ Holly
I hate clowns, but I’m not sure why….I think it’s because a clown murdered my dad.
October 20th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
34
Vol says:
Ohhhh there was a clown involved. Well that explains everything.
October 20th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
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Golden Hand says:
@ Holly. I dunno, I’ve always thought of Orson as more of a humorist.
October 20th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
36
CincyJacket says:
You guys need to get your fuck minds rite.
October 20th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
37
Vol says:
No kidding, Cincy. Swindle! Anderson! Get the fuck up and entertain us!
October 20th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
38
Gator Bone says:
I never was taking Swine Flu seriously, but now that it’s taken down like half of my weekday reading, well… fuck you hamthrax.
Also, get well soon.
October 20th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
39
RayCom Roy says:
GET UP!! GET UP YOU LAZY PIECE OF MEAT!!!!
YOU CALL YOURSELF A BLOGGER!!!!!!!
MOVE IT!! MOVE IT!!
signed
Guy in a Texas Pete hot Sauce suit
October 20th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
40
Eric says:
It’s not Vegas. I got the same thing on the plane back from Ireland two weeks ago. The government is plague-ing us all through the ventilation systems of airplanes. Where’s the Spike Lee documentary about THAT?
October 20th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
41
Lawrence says:
I say take this time to read a Diary of a Wimpy Kid while sipping some NyQuil. That’ll get you back on the blog. Feel better, my friend.
October 20th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
42
CrimsonBarrister says:
To paraphrase Vizzini:
Swindle fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known – Never go on a trip with a Vol fan when livestock based infectious diseases are around!
HATE HATE HATE
October 20th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
43
Kevin@LSU says:
Get your ass up Orson or Redneck Rocker will fight you in a “prison style fight.”
October 20th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
44
Mr. Pelican Pants says:
IS it no suprise that Swindle has the Swine Flu after playing Arkansas? Who didnt see that coming? The only remedy is medicinal marijuana….puff puff give. Don’t mess up the rotation or Tebow will get KTFO…again….
October 20th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
45
WarChiziken says:
Coach Brooks definitely does not have time for this shit… especially not while celebrating their first win at Auburn in 43 years
rest, my good blogsperson….rest and return to regale us with dreams of Tebow in crystal ball land
October 20th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
46
eze says:
Suck it up. It’s blogging; not tarring roofs. Or beating Tennessee.
October 20th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
47
idahobuckeye says:
Get well dude. Hope you don’t have the flu bug I had that caused some funky disorientation. If you do, can you regale us stories of awesome visions you had while totally fucking flabbergasted? I was a conquistador in my flu-mind games trip; it would have been awesome sans bad flu bug and losing 5 pounds because of it.
Either way, rest well O Great Swindler. We await thy return with trepidation and hope.
@44:
You left out the Ohio State offense. It could be that. Or you could be my little D-1AA school at Idaho State that hasn’t even broken 20 points or positive rushing yards 6 games into the season.
October 21st, 2009 at 1:50 am