HAMTHRAXED

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning

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Get well soon!

It’s just blogging, how much energy do you need? The meds help with the jokes, too.

Revenge of the Hog.

Rub some dirt in it, you pussy.

Paul Bear Bryant says “PLAY PUSSY”

Sounds like Meyer after the UT game…

I’ll bet you feel better than I did after losing to fucking Purdue!

Whatever Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas Dept:

After a heck of a weekend in Vegas – Swindle just comes down with a “flu”? That’s being way ahead of the game….with tetanous shots not being required.

Orson’s just playing videogames anyway. You still have to call in sick when you run a football blog.

Note that pretending like this isn’t necessary for late starts created by hangovers. That actually becomes bonus material.

Take a salt tablet.

Keibler beat me to it…

The flu? After no sleep, booze enhanced weekend in Vegas? And then a commercial flight back to Atlanta (the C.D.C. is there for a reason).

Unprecidented.

Oh, and let’s not forget the frantic yelling at the fumble drill on saturday. Helps to get the mucous membranes raw and exposed (hey—yooo!)

Walk it off.

What do you think this is, blog intramurals? Go play intramurals, brotha.
-D Hawkins

Frank Broyles shalt appear unto thee in a vision, and lest thou repent of thy sins (and cast aspersion on thy shat-tastic officiating) thou shalt surely perish. Or suffer with the baconic plague. Or at least have thy worst hangover ever.

If thou wishest to spread thy illness to thine team before playing the ’Dores, at least sufficient to allow Vandy to cover the spread, thou shalt be saved and all thy household.

Aaaaaaaamen.

THUNDERCLAPS.

::Crazy Old Testament God appears::

ORSON, YOU ARE LETTING THE FLU SIDELINE A COLLEGE FOOTBALL BLOG? STOP BEING A PUSSY, LOOK AT HOW MY SON TIM PLAYED WITH THE FLU AGAINST KENTUCKY…AH…CARRY ON.

::All are smottenated to cover COTG inconsistancy::

When I find out who the Vegas outbreak monkey was, I’m getting my stab face on. Just as soon as I can lift my stabbing arms.

Sub-Comandante Time Dept:

Since OS and Co are not 100%, how about the Sub Comandante taking over for a while.

I would love to read his take on the latest from Tressel-Land. (I am assuming that by now he has crashed his mom’s Camaro and is on public transportation.)

Et tu Holly? Good God what the hell did y’all get into out there?

Get you some good whiskey, a spoonful of honey and some lemon juice. Now you put all this shit into a glass. Then you take that glass and put it in the microwave and heat the son’bitch up. While you heat the shit up, get a gun. The medicine should be done so get it out of the microwave and take it to the couch and sip pn that shit for a while but dont let it get cold. If you don’t feel better after that, shoot yourself in the knee. That way you’ll have bigger issues to deal with and you’ll forget you even had the flu.

got the flu? must be a personal foul on Malcolm Sheppard. he’s so dirty.

Nice to know people get the flu where it’s basically warm and sunny all the time. I’m taking my annual “Shit, it’s going to snow a lot and be very cold soon and I have the flu Day Off.”

p.s. I agree completely with Crabapple Buck.

Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide…take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do not swallow, you spit it out. Don’t swallow, Spencer Hall.

If it’s a related strain to what I had last week, you have my most sincere sympathies.

The worst part was I lost a perfectly good Federal holiday alternately sweating and shiverring.

I once had the “flu” coming back from Vegas on a red-eye flight. Sweating, shaking, runny nose, wheezing. I did my usual cover-the-face-with-used-t-shirt-hope-to-sleep trick. About half way through the flight, the kid in the seat next to me, intrigued by the snoring/groaning, gathered the courage to lift the shirt. We both screamed. He cried.

I went to work when I landed.

Ahhhhh mr SC’Er I know your pain….tho I lost the holiday to sickness AND to work at the same time. huzzah!

Keep drinking your fluids and get better soon. Millions of co-dependent fans like myself need you.

Hammus Alabammus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salomey

Forced to bet on the Irish against USC, and then stricken with the flu. What the hell did you do in Vegas to deserve such bad karma?

jon tenuta would appreciate it if you would get your fucking head out of your ass! FUCK!

HIT!

Good God what the hell did y’all get into out there?

Unclear, but there’s like five other people that I know of who came back sick. I’m blaming that g-d clown.

SC’Eer @24 – I do federal contract work, Federal holidays are the only days I don’t spend alternating between sweating and shivering.

@ Holly

I hate clowns, but I’m not sure why….I think it’s because a clown murdered my dad.

Ohhhh there was a clown involved. Well that explains everything.

@ Holly. I dunno, I’ve always thought of Orson as more of a humorist.

You guys need to get your fuck minds rite.

No kidding, Cincy. Swindle! Anderson! Get the fuck up and entertain us!

I never was taking Swine Flu seriously, but now that it’s taken down like half of my weekday reading, well… fuck you hamthrax.

Also, get well soon.

GET UP!! GET UP YOU LAZY PIECE OF MEAT!!!!
YOU CALL YOURSELF A BLOGGER!!!!!!!
MOVE IT!! MOVE IT!!

signed
Guy in a Texas Pete hot Sauce suit

It’s not Vegas. I got the same thing on the plane back from Ireland two weeks ago. The government is plague-ing us all through the ventilation systems of airplanes. Where’s the Spike Lee documentary about THAT?

I say take this time to read a Diary of a Wimpy Kid while sipping some NyQuil. That’ll get you back on the blog. Feel better, my friend.

To paraphrase Vizzini:
Swindle fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known – Never go on a trip with a Vol fan when livestock based infectious diseases are around!

HATE HATE HATE

Get your ass up Orson or Redneck Rocker will fight you in a “prison style fight.”

IS it no suprise that Swindle has the Swine Flu after playing Arkansas? Who didnt see that coming? The only remedy is medicinal marijuana….puff puff give. Don’t mess up the rotation or Tebow will get KTFO…again….

Coach Brooks definitely does not have time for this shit… especially not while celebrating their first win at Auburn in 43 years

rest, my good blogsperson….rest and return to regale us with dreams of Tebow in crystal ball land

Suck it up. It’s blogging; not tarring roofs. Or beating Tennessee.

Get well dude. Hope you don’t have the flu bug I had that caused some funky disorientation. If you do, can you regale us stories of awesome visions you had while totally fucking flabbergasted? I was a conquistador in my flu-mind games trip; it would have been awesome sans bad flu bug and losing 5 pounds because of it.

Either way, rest well O Great Swindler. We await thy return with trepidation and hope.

@44:

You left out the Ohio State offense. It could be that. Or you could be my little D-1AA school at Idaho State that hasn’t even broken 20 points or positive rushing yards 6 games into the season.