TEXAS A&M YELL LEADERS TOUCH YOUR TRA LA LA

by Orson on Oct 19, 2009 10:03 AM EDT

These are the Yell Leaders from Texas A&M. This is how they prepare for football games.

You may have not seen this, because you were paying attention to division one football, but Texas A&M lost 62-14 to Kansas State on Saturday possibly signalling a new nadir for a program in the business of finding new, ever-more-horrid nadirs to fall upon for close to a decade now. Their tra-la-las were touched for 38 points before the half, and even Bill Snyder, the kind of commander who would waste a bunker buster on an advancing Steven Hawking with a switchblade strapped to his hand, decided to shut it down at 59-0 with ten minutes gone in the third. The Yell Commanders weren't the ones missing tackles and completely giving up on Mike Sherman, but if they were looking for some love, they ran into Rape Ape and his counterpart, Rapier Ape on Saturday.

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His mom is gonna be pissed that they ghey’d up her minivan.

by vegas_buckeye on Oct 19, 2009 10:38 AM EDT reply actions

When A&M came to Jacksonville for the NCAA roundball regionals, I had a chance to witness this spectacle. I will not lie, it’s probably the dumbest thing ever. I have no idea what the yell is or what it’s about and frankly do not care. It’s pretty much as gay as wearing red and black pants.

by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 19, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions

I wouldn’t have expected A&M to demonstrate such a progressive stance on “alternative lifestyles.”

by Harris on Oct 19, 2009 10:58 AM EDT reply actions

I had to check to see if my TV was stuck on Cinemax.

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 19, 2009 11:08 AM EDT reply actions

Harris: I believe the official policy is known as “Don’t ask, don’t yell”

by jakldawg on Oct 19, 2009 11:18 AM EDT reply actions

I had to check to see if my TV was stuck on Logo.

by PeteJayhawk on Oct 19, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions

Let’s not give the Aggie “defense” more credit than they deserve. It was 59-0 with ten minutes left in the third, not ten minutes gone in the third.

by Austinist on Oct 19, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions

He’s even rapier than Rape Ape.

by sad wolfpack on Oct 19, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions

in bill snyder’s defense, a switchblade-packing steven hawking can do some damage, especially if he’s coming downhill at you. better to slaughter cripples now and ask questions later.

by ed on Oct 19, 2009 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

Did my undergrad at A&M and my grad work at TTU. Guess which shirt I’ll be a wearin’ come Saturday.

by duffelpud on Oct 19, 2009 12:24 PM EDT reply actions

@10: An Arby’s shirt?

by Nutter on Oct 19, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions

Exactly how big and dense do the Cheeto smudges on a defensive game plan have to be to give up 59 to K-State in 35 minutes? Roughly the size of say, Kansas, and as deep as the Marianas Trench or larger/deeper?

Note to A&M: If R.C. Slocum is still alive, you might want to give him a call.

by Counter Trap on Oct 19, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions

Nutter @10

Is it cold in here or is it you.

by BamaTaxMan on Oct 19, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions

@ Nutter: Zing!

by Harris on Oct 19, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions

Nutter @ 10:

Speaking of excessive ordinance…

by BennyBeav on Oct 19, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions

Didn’t make it past the part where the music started…I’ll take Gayer Than AIDS for $800, Alex.

by Brizzle on Oct 19, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions

OK. This confirms it.

They are so bottom.

by Southern Papa on Oct 19, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions

Huh. I’ve always referred to them as the “gay milkmen,” but, until now, more as a joke than an actual description.

by diamondm on Oct 19, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

Coming from an aggie, it is truly a sad day when our team is more embarrassing than our idiot yell leaders.

by aggie on Oct 19, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions

The Yell Boy video is twice as watchable as the double-fisting the Ags took in Manhattan this weekend. Hey, at least last year’s Arkansas State loss doesn’t look as bad now.

Sherm stain.

by King Puppy on Oct 19, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions

Wow, at first I assumed that it must be somebody clowning on A&M but that looks like it really is the yell leaders. How can the most flamboyantly gay school in the country be located in Texas? It just does not compute

And even UCLA beat KSU this year.

by oc phil on Oct 19, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions

I think it’s sweet that aTm is coming around to embracing those with alternate lifestyles.

by SoCal Oski on Oct 19, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions

Usually they conceal their homo tendencies by beating their wives.

by easthoustonpondwater on Oct 19, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions

This just in: The video has been taken down for “copyright” violations. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It was that, not that dozens had commented on how it was gayer than a booth in a San Francisco diner occupied by Rock Hudson, Little Richard and the dad from the Brady Bunch.

by PittGrad2004 on Oct 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions

Note to A&M: If R.C. Slocum is still alive, you might want to give him a call.

Why? his later editions of Aggie defenses weren’t all that, and the man was known for killing promising high school quarterback’s NFL careers before they even started.

by I R A Darth Aggie on Oct 21, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions