TEXAS A&M YELL LEADERS TOUCH YOUR TRA LA LA
These are the Yell Leaders from Texas A&M. This is how they prepare for football games.
You may have not seen this, because you were paying attention to division one football, but Texas A&M lost 62-14 to Kansas State on Saturday possibly signalling a new nadir for a program in the business of finding new, ever-more-horrid nadirs to fall upon for close to a decade now. Their tra-la-las were touched for 38 points before the half, and even Bill Snyder, the kind of commander who would waste a bunker buster on an advancing Steven Hawking with a switchblade strapped to his hand, decided to shut it down at 59-0 with ten minutes gone in the third. The Yell Commanders weren’t the ones missing tackles and completely giving up on Mike Sherman, but if they were looking for some love, they ran into Rape Ape and his counterpart, Rapier Ape on Saturday.
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vegas_buckeye says:
His mom is gonna be pissed that they ghey’d up her minivan.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:38 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
When A&M came to Jacksonville for the NCAA roundball regionals, I had a chance to witness this spectacle. I will not lie, it’s probably the dumbest thing ever. I have no idea what the yell is or what it’s about and frankly do not care. It’s pretty much as gay as wearing red and black pants.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:39 am
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Harris says:
I wouldn’t have expected A&M to demonstrate such a progressive stance on “alternative lifestyles.”
October 19th, 2009 at 9:58 am
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Crabapple Buck says:
I had to check to see if my TV was stuck on Cinemax.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:08 am
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jakldawg says:
Harris: I believe the official policy is known as “Don’t ask, don’t yell”
October 19th, 2009 at 10:18 am
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PeteJayhawk says:
I had to check to see if my TV was stuck on Logo.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:41 am
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Austinist says:
Let’s not give the Aggie “defense” more credit than they deserve. It was 59-0 with ten minutes *left* in the third, not ten minutes *gone* in the third.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:03 am
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sad wolfpack says:
He’s even rapier than Rape Ape.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:09 am
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ed says:
in bill snyder’s defense, a switchblade-packing steven hawking can do some damage, especially if he’s coming downhill at you. better to slaughter cripples now and ask questions later.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:14 am
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duffelpud says:
Did my undergrad at A&M and my grad work at TTU. Guess which shirt I’ll be a wearin’ come Saturday.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:24 am
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Nutter says:
@10: An Arby’s shirt?
October 19th, 2009 at 11:42 am
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Counter Trap says:
Exactly how big and dense do the Cheeto smudges on a defensive game plan have to be to give up 59 to K-State in 35 minutes? Roughly the size of say, Kansas, and as deep as the Marianas Trench or larger/deeper?
Note to A&M: If R.C. Slocum is still alive, you might want to give him a call.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:47 am
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BamaTaxMan says:
Nutter @10
Is it cold in here or is it you.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:56 am
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Harris says:
@ Nutter: Zing!
October 19th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
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BennyBeav says:
Nutter @ 10:
Speaking of excessive ordinance…
October 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
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Brizzle says:
Didn’t make it past the part where the music started…I’ll take Gayer Than AIDS for $800, Alex.
October 19th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
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Southern Papa says:
OK. This confirms it.
They are so bottom.
October 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
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diamondm says:
Huh. I’ve always referred to them as the “gay milkmen,” but, until now, more as a joke than an actual description.
October 19th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
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aggie says:
Coming from an aggie, it is truly a sad day when our team is more embarrassing than our idiot yell leaders.
October 19th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
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King Puppy says:
The Yell Boy video is twice as watchable as the double-fisting the Ags took in Manhattan this weekend. Hey, at least last year’s Arkansas State loss doesn’t look as bad now.
Sherm stain.
October 19th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
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oc phil says:
Wow, at first I assumed that it must be somebody clowning on A&M but that looks like it really is the yell leaders. How can the most flamboyantly gay school in the country be located in Texas? It just does not compute
And even UCLA beat KSU this year.
October 19th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
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SoCal Oski says:
I think it’s sweet that aTm is coming around to embracing those with alternate lifestyles.
October 19th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
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easthoustonpondwater says:
Usually they conceal their homo tendencies by beating their wives.
October 19th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
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PittGrad2004 says:
This just in: The video has been taken down for “copyright” violations. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It was that, not that dozens had commented on how it was gayer than a booth in a San Francisco diner occupied by Rock Hudson, Little Richard and the dad from the Brady Bunch.
October 20th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
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I R A Darth Aggie says:
Note to A&M: If R.C. Slocum is still alive, you might want to give him a call.
Why? his later editions of Aggie defenses weren’t all that, and the man was known for killing promising high school quarterback’s NFL careers before they even started.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:06 am