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October 19, 2009

OKAY ONE LAST VERY JUVENILE THING ON ARKANSAS FLORIDA

Filed under: freekery by Orson Swindle

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27 Responses to “OKAY ONE LAST VERY JUVENILE THING ON ARKANSAS FLORIDA”

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crimsonbarrister says:

And to think, the Razorback/Child was called for unsportsmanlike conduct! Outrageous!

October 19th, 2009 at 10:04 am
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tzubear says:

Lowwwwwww, hurtful and in poor taste.

Brilliant!

October 19th, 2009 at 10:05 am
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SC'Eer says:

Prolly would have been more accurate if the cone-grabber had been wearing zebra-stripes instead of a Tebow head.

October 19th, 2009 at 10:09 am
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My Shorts are made of Denim says:

That about sums it up. However, you should have shown Tebow drop the ice cream cone, only to be picked up by the child, who eats it and spits in his eye.

Great work Freek.

October 19th, 2009 at 10:10 am
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Hog Fan says:

Hilarious – I was at the game and pulling for the hogs and it still made me laugh. Agree that Tebow should have been in zebra stripes though.

October 19th, 2009 at 10:14 am
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Afletic Dawg says:

I would never give picasso advice on what should be in his paintings, but…
Freak, that scene could really use an SEC official standing there with his hands in his pockets.

October 19th, 2009 at 10:22 am
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Steve says:

Regarding the lack of an SEC official in the picture: who do you think is holding the video camera?

October 19th, 2009 at 11:07 am
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Will says:

Where’s the excessive celebration penalty on the Hoglet? I’m sure if we’re trying to be literal, that needs to be in there.

And if we really want to be realistic, penalize the Hog while Tebow’s dancing.

October 19th, 2009 at 11:36 am
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Chenney says:

Amazing. Though disturbed by fat Tebow.

October 19th, 2009 at 11:37 am
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

Tommy Killborn Dept:

Does the Freek have time to work his magic doing a USC-notre dame master piece?

(Suggestion: Lucy pulling the football (again) as Charlie Brown-Weis goes down with shoes and socks flying all over the place.)

October 19th, 2009 at 11:43 am
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Counter Trap says:

If you squint just right, you can see Ryan Mallett overthrow the passing boat by fifteen yards.

October 19th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
12

Jack Fact says:

Not pictured: SEC refs drinking Arkansas’ milkshake.

October 19th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
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sb says:

…one more team with a perpetual hard-on for Florida…we gave ‘em hope with the four fumbles, then we dash those hopes with cayman bank accounts granted to the refs…is that the way it went? Riiight…

I do, however, think that Florida is conspiring with the NWO to play down to the level of their competition in order to satisfy the sponsors and keeps eyes on tvs…it makes as much sense as the above referenced conspiracy, dammit!

October 19th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
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Monte Kiffin's Dentures says:

“Jack Fact says:

Not pictured: SEC refs drinking Arkansas’ milkshake.”

Tommy!!!! Did you get that???

October 19th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
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CincyJacket says:

Lighten up Francis…

Comon Orson, it’s almost 3 and still no alphabetical or blogpoll? A trip to Vegas you say? NO EXCUSES!1

October 19th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
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Orson Swindle says:

Alphabetical up in a moment. You know how this goes: sleep deprivation plus caffeine not working equals SLOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

October 19th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
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Son of Zoltan says:

Tim Tebow = Razor Ramon (flicks a tooth pick in your eye)

October 19th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:

The kid’s lucky Teebaw didn’t try to circumcise him too. Or live in Len-wah NC, which is the ONLY place this could happen.

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/10/01/Abuse-suspect-admits-to-self-circumcision/UPI-37721254422173/

October 19th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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County of Dade says:

The biggest mistake is that the Tebow child doth not walk, he levitates. Or is at least carried on a chariot by the officials.

Honestly before Tebow showed up on the screen I was expecting an SEC ref to tackle the kid terry tate style.

Ok Im done hating. Sorry.

October 19th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
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Spaceheater says:

Why is it only the missed calls that cost Arkansas are discussed? How come all of the holding calls that should have been called against the Hogs O line aren’t being discussed? How come the holding calls against the Hogs special teams players that were missed aren’t being discussed?

I guess its the same thing like how Meyer was vilified for playing Tebow after the concussion but no one is screaming at Bob Stoops for playing Bradford and probably ending his career.

October 19th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
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Irwin Fletcher says:

@20-

This is strictly an Arkansas pity party or haven’t you been tuning in recently?!?

The template goes something like this: SEC refs are in the bag for Florida, Arkansas wins the game if not for the officiating, Tebow should get called for celebration after each and every play that he screams and pumps his fists and raises his hands, Gator fans are blind to these facts and are douchebags, etc. ad nauseam.

October 19th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
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Orson Swindle says:

Don’t forget the hat to go with the conversation of conspiracies.

October 19th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
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tzubear says:

Make fun if you want Swindle, I look great in that pic. All your sophomoric prodding only saddens me that THEY have gotten to you.

October 19th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

Sweet Lou Dept:

# 23 – I thought that was Lou Holtz’ son – who Dr. Lou wants to be the next ND coach….
… if Charlie lays another egg against BC next week and later gets shellacked in a Tidy-Bowl-Type game.

October 19th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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Brizzle says:

That young man is a better person for having had his ice cream stolen by Tebow.

October 19th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
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Floridan says:

“Not pictured: SEC refs drinking Arkansas’ milkshake.”

They weren’t drinking his milshake, they were back at the trailer park, bonking his mother.

October 20th, 2009 at 7:11 am
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PeayHog says:

Freak… We know this is just repressed anger from the last two-out-of-three seasons.

But we will remember this slight. Petrino’s beady, heartless eyes are watching and they will remember… Oh yes, they remember.

November 28th a storm is coming corndog nation!

…That’s the best I got. Congrats to the Gators (and refs) and we Hogs are just hoping for 7-5.

October 20th, 2009 at 10:02 am