ALL HAIL THE ALPHABETICAL!

The Alphabetical is up and running over at SBNation. Inspect it in all its semi-coherent glory, since it took unusually long on very little sleep to produce. No, no. No lingering effects from Las Vegas whatsoever besides a hacking cough, 200 bucks in winning, and the inability to type any faster than fifty words a minute in between long stretches of staring at the screen blankly.

David-Hasselhoff-drunk

We now think, in retrospect, that David Hasselhoff handled that moment quite well. We woke up with an olive stuck in our chest hair on Sunday after destroying a tuna nicoise sandwich in a sleep-deprived moment the previous evening. This is why you eat with a shirt on, kids, even when you're drunk. A manpelt is NOT a takeout container.

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