MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: LOU ALBANO
R.I.P, Cap’n Lou. We’ll always remember you from the glory days of wrestling, but your work as Mario suits our purposes a bit more precisely for Wednesdays.

Sad Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers. Captain Lou Albano, seen here as Mario, is dead.
Lou got money, but you shouldn’t be surprised. Men with mustaches rake it in at a rate higher than lesser, non-mustachioed men.









1
ed says:
he made it to 76, god bless him.
if i gave you the over/under at 68 back in 1982, you’re taking the under every time and you know it.
October 14th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
2
Big Jon says:
Rest in peace, Cyndi Lauper’s video dad.
October 14th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
3
Flatlander says:
Not many people could walk around with a rubber band sticking out of the side of their face (and by “not many” I mean none), but damn if he didn’t pull it off.
Is it correct that he played football at Tennessee? Someone told me this once but it seemed to good to be true.
October 14th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
4
Captain Lou Albano fan says:
Rest In Peace to the great Captain! His mustache was almost as good as his beard with a rubber band around it.
October 14th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
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Brizzle says:
From that last link-Study: Men With Mustaches Make More Money
Women with mustaches probably won’t, though
LOL
October 14th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
6
swampchomp says:
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on it’s time to go do the Mario!
I was a wee lad when the Super Mario Bros. Super Show was on…now I stream it on xbox live. R.I.P., Mario :’(
October 14th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
7
Tater Salad says:
do do do da-do do! do
October 14th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
Captain Lou Albano attended the University of Tennessee “briefly” on a football scholarship before leaving school and joining the Army.
….I wonder why the Army looked better than Knoxville shortly after he arrived? Never mind, I think I know….
October 15th, 2009 at 12:08 am
9
NRBQ says:
Lou don’t worry cause it’s figured in,
And he’s got sharp teeth like Rin-Tin-Tin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNrsNe54AE
October 15th, 2009 at 11:49 am