R.I.P, Cap'n Lou. We'll always remember you from the glory days of wrestling, but your work as Mario suits our purposes a bit more precisely for Wednesdays.
Sad Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers. Captain Lou Albano, seen here as Mario, is dead.
Lou got money, but you shouldn't be surprised. Men with mustaches rake it in at a rate higher than lesser, non-mustachioed men.