CURIOUS INDEX, 10/14/09

That OU hand gesture looked very well rehearsed…just sayin’.

Addazio has nothing to worry about. Whatever issues Florida is having with the passing game right now will be resolved in a few weeks with the aid of Willie Martinez.

Once you taste the charred, mangled flesh of your foes, steak and potatoes – no matter how filling – just aren’t enough.

That guy has been sucking on my long horn too much

playing it a little fast and loose with the term “comedian,” aren’t we, buddy?

Doug could have substituted Lloyd Carr for Tommy Tuberville and been pretty close. The big difference is that Carr and Tubby could beat Florida, Richt not so much. One good thing resulting from the UGA face plant, I don’t hear as much static from my Dawg friends. It will be interesting next year to see if there is a shift when Urban has to switch QBs and can’t bulldoze Brantley 20x per game into the line. If he adjusts his offense, UF maintains the status quo. If not, the SEC east is up for grabs. In any case, Bama looks good for the long haul and the SECw goes thru them.

Ah, we’ll look back on this Steve Addazio comment in the early morning night of December 6th, and wonder how we could be so innocent.

He doesn’t get it. Florida is number one in third down conversions.. right up until the opponent’s 30 yard line, where they stop dead in the water even after two Tebow runs. Field goal time! Perhaps he needs to take out some bigger chunks of yardage on the way there.

He will not be able to manage the Alabama game. If he wants to pull out a new gameplan for that matchup that’s fine, as long as he realizes he’s not playing LSU or Tennessee there.

…how quickly crabapples forgot the 2006 Chris Leak led National Chompions. Poor Urban Meyer….dude can’t think of anything to do but run the ball up the middle with the QB.

So, if that guy’s from Dallas, how come he’s not STILL a Longhorn fan? And is he aware that his OU hand gesture resembles fellatio? Somebody should tell him.

He stole that from Mark May!

OK that laugh at the end of his psa was some seriously creepy ‘i like to strangle young boys’ style laughter

MPG-

He still had TT to use as a battering ram. He won’t have that next year. I recall everyone being down on Leak, until they beat tOSU in a game that he played better than at any time in his career. We shall see.

Mark Richt is a baby puncher. That’s the only thing that makes sense. For a man so into Jesus, he doesn’t get many breaks. He’s got to be punching babies on the side. That explains why he’s got such bad luck.

Florida’s offense next year is pretty irrelevant compared to the entire defense going to the NFL. Might actually be worse than 2007 unless the coaches have learned some lessons.

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I was thinking the same thing, “This guy has done that before, and I don’t mean the OU gesture.” What a douche. This fag calls himself “The Greg Wilson.” It’s the “the” that makes him awesomely lame.

25 seconds of set-up for a not terribly funny 3 second joke (plus two seconds of creepy “I finger boys’ rectums in my rape van” laughter). Timing is the key to comedy, ass clown.

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/flapjack03/Stoopsboxodicks.gif

you gotta use it

Shit, bandwidth, anyway here is another link

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/messagetopic.asp?p=15762877

So this dude says he’s a longhorn fan, simulates oral on another dude, then giggles?

Around here we call that “Wednesday”

I’m glad it’s not the OU fan making an ass of himself on Youtube this week.

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Interesting. That comment ate my “/crosses fingers” tags. Lesson learned.

There was was a portly old man by the name of Arnie
who ran off to Gainesville to become a famous carnie.
Even though he was boring, dry, and quite fat,
He graded much harsher than his physical twin, Pat.
Supreme efforts garnered 90s — which are no longer A’s,
Making me long for Alba, who gave much easier grades.

Twas a cold October evening that Arnie tried to woo me
But I didn’t take to his aggressive advances, for they were quite gloomy.
Instead, I stood my loyal ground and proclaimed, “HEY MAN!
BACK UP OFF ME. I’M IN LOVE WITH EAMONN!”

Hugs and Kisses,

Yours truly.

@12
The only people down on Chris Leak were freshmen who didn’t do anything to earn their student tickets. From my point of view, it seemed like most of the fan base at the time supported Leak.

@23
I’m not sure you were alive in 2006, then. Florida fans (and I speak from experience since 96% of my family loves you orange and blue saurian bastards) were all over Leak, constantly calling for Timmy the Toolbox. Especially after the loss to Auburn. Similarly, I did not hear positive things about Leak’s offensive talents following the by-the-skin-of-your-teeth win over USC.

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I beg to differ. I’m still down on Leak. He had a ton of talent, but lacked tenacity (i.e., repeated 3rd down slides just short of the 1st down marker). We won the MNC in 2006 on defense and luck. I don’t hate the guy, I was just never super confident in him. And if we ever had to play from behind, he wasn’t going to bring us back into the game.

The word “cockpunched” should totally of been linked to this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2594365/new_movie_cockpuncher/

Some of Stegalls best work!

I know this is late but on this day in 1066: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtGoBZ4D4_E&annotation_id=annotation_559561&feature=iv

Apparently the Saxons had Willie Martinez as a defensive coordinator too.

Is it really possible to grow up in Texas and sound like you’re from Jersey?