URBAN AND TEBOW GET NUZZLY

by Orson on Oct 13, 2009 12:22 PM EDT

Oh, make fun of them if you like. That's genuine affection, the kind you would feel for another man if you weren't secretly afraid that you would get close and want to feel his rough stubble on your neck, his strong hands caressing your back, his muscular thighs grasping the horse you're both riding through wine country, the...um...we're sorry. You were saying?

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Our Love Is On Fourth Down (Why Don’t You Go For It?)

by Holly on Oct 13, 2009 12:25 PM EDT reply actions

At the Blue Oyster Bar they tell Urban Meyer/Tim Tebow jokes.

by johnny douche on Oct 13, 2009 12:26 PM EDT reply actions

Urban was affectionate because earlier that night Tebow nudged the last meat ball to him as they were sharing a plate of spaghetti.

by ChasingMizzou on Oct 13, 2009 12:28 PM EDT reply actions

Orson, it was like you were describing one of the dream’s that Sal from Mad Men must have on a regular basis…

by Philip on Oct 13, 2009 12:29 PM EDT reply actions

no, go on orson. don’t stop. you were saying? nonononono-i’m not judging you at all*

*silently judging

by jd on Oct 13, 2009 12:30 PM EDT reply actions

Some say Urban Meyer’s heart grew three sizes that day!

by Sean Glennon's Jersey on Oct 13, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions

I know he was just trying to hear what Tim was saying… but why the eff did he stick his nose in the face mask first? Was he trying to smell his breath?

by ALGator on Oct 13, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions

Disappointed you didn’t work in a compare-and-contrast of the relationship between Urban and Percy Harvin that went public in the BCS game.

by Tim James on Oct 13, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions

Hey fun boys, get a room!

by Hail to the Chimp on Oct 13, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions

The second this popped up on the screen, all of us Gators watching the game looked at each other and knew it would be internet fodder.

At least Tebow is wearing protection.

by LL on Oct 13, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions

Gary Danielson and Thom Brennaman have wet dreams about that.

by Kevin@LSU on Oct 13, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Not at all.

by sevenDs on Oct 13, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

Geez, Orson, why do you want to introduce a homoerotic note into today’s proceedings, just when we were SO enjoying the manly Texas Bag o’ Dicks pictures.

by Golden Hand on Oct 13, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions

That’s the same look Urban’s daughter gives to Josh Nesbitt.

by Shane on Oct 13, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions

@7: Tebow still had Verne Lundquist on his breath. Meyer just asked him to prove it.

by Terry Bowdens Shoe Lifts on Oct 13, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

I was wondering if I was the only feeling a little uncomfortable after seeing it. Should have known you would pick up on it too.

by bamasaw on Oct 13, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions

Not to be outdone, Mark Richt will stroke Joe Cox this Saturday. Gingerly, of course.

by Jack Fact on Oct 13, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions

Mark Richt strokes Joe Cox for every Saturday day game, of course: in a futile effort to apply enough sun block to make his quarterback effective.

by Tim James on Oct 13, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

Defender of the Right Dept:

If this is Tebow/Urban thang is wrong, Urban does not want to be Right.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Oct 13, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions

I have heard that Florida men have a weakness for cocks.

What? Oh….nevermind, that apparently should read “a weakness for Cox.”

by Hanawi on Oct 13, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions

@6 wins. He even kind of looks like the grinch. Beady eyes, narrow face, hawkish nose, just barely contained rage (paging Dr. Freek?). He generally looks like he would really enjoy water boarding some kindergarteners. But who are we to judge? Even a spiteful, ice water for blood, robot of a man needs a couple of eskimo kisses once in a while.

by haveagreatday on Oct 13, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions

I tried that with Ken Stabler once. I woke up 6 days later in an alley with the words “Key Largo is for lovers” tattooed on my back. It is….

by StuBone on Oct 13, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions

Hey, you cant say GATORS without saying GAY…seriously try it…you cant do it!!

by Chi Town Tressel on Oct 13, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions

A screencap of that should really replace the current EDSBS banner pic.

by S.D. Jones on Oct 13, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions

Urban:
Tim. I know now why you cry. Though it is something I can neva do.

(at least that’s how James Cameron would write it)

by Billy From Baton Rouge on Oct 13, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions

Their first child will be named Turban.

by MorningBeer on Oct 13, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions

@20: Did he use the Mobile Marriage Maker on you? …no one can resist it.

by Terry Bowdens Shoe Lifts on Oct 13, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions

Shaggy Bevo thinks this is homoerotic.

by JDAU on Oct 13, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

Huh. That didn’t seem like prelude to an Athenian rogering at the hotel so much as the son that Urban’s always wanted… “Who’s daddy’s brave wittle quartah-back? Who is daddy’s bwave wittle quartah-back? Timmy is! Yes he is! yeeeeeeees he is!”

by dc trojan on Oct 13, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions

Personally, I thought the nuzzle was cute – and hey, I’m female, I’m allowed to think so.

Thanks for the clip, Orson, my friends will eat that ish up.

by shamac on Oct 13, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions

As usual ,Nick Saban doesn’t have time for this shit

just give up the pootie and let me be on my way

by Doogo on Oct 13, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions

From the moment I saw this, I’ve been waiting for you to post it with your tender thoughts. I think Timmy might’ve gotten his little cherry popped that night. Whoot.

by Miss Horn Dawg on Oct 13, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions

Nick Saban would act like he was gonna nuzzle Greg McElroy, then he’d cockpunch him.

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Oct 14, 2009 9:28 AM EDT reply actions

Levels of Male Homosexuality:

1. Kissing
2. Foreplay
3. Ass sex
4. Nuzzilng

by ItsGettingHotinHere on Oct 14, 2009 10:45 AM EDT reply actions

What you don’t see is the following 30 seconds, when Tebow’s roommate Riley Cooper glares at them, then stomps off, furiously shaking his bouncy locks, and Tim runs after him…

TT Bow: [grabbing his hand] C’mon man..don’t be like that!

Coop: [pulling away] I hope you enjoy sleeping ON THE COUCH.

TT Bow: What did I do?

Coop: I warned you not to let this happen again [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEmStZeXPe4]

by JOAM on Oct 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions