URBAN AND TEBOW GET NUZZLY
Oh, make fun of them if you like. That’s genuine affection, the kind you would feel for another man if you weren’t secretly afraid that you would get close and want to feel his rough stubble on your neck, his strong hands caressing your back, his muscular thighs grasping the horse you’re both riding through wine country, the…um…we’re sorry. You were saying?









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Holly says:
Our Love Is On Fourth Down (Why Don’t You Go For It?)
October 13th, 2009 at 11:25 am
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johnny douche says:
At the Blue Oyster Bar they tell Urban Meyer/Tim Tebow jokes.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:26 am
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ChasingMizzou says:
Urban was affectionate because earlier that night Tebow nudged the last meat ball to him as they were sharing a plate of spaghetti.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:28 am
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Philip says:
Orson, it was like you were describing one of the dream’s that Sal from Mad Men must have on a regular basis…
October 13th, 2009 at 11:29 am
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jd says:
no, go on orson. don’t stop. you were saying? nonononono-i’m not judging you at all*
*silently judging
October 13th, 2009 at 11:30 am
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:
Some say Urban Meyer’s heart grew three sizes that day!
October 13th, 2009 at 11:45 am
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ALGator says:
I know he was just trying to hear what Tim was saying… but why the eff did he stick his nose in the face mask first? Was he trying to smell his breath?
October 13th, 2009 at 11:49 am
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Tim James says:
Disappointed you didn’t work in a compare-and-contrast of the relationship between Urban and Percy Harvin that went public in the BCS game.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:50 am
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Hail to the Chimp says:
Hey fun boys, get a room!
October 13th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
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LL says:
The second this popped up on the screen, all of us Gators watching the game looked at each other and knew it would be internet fodder.
At least Tebow is wearing protection.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
Gary Danielson and Thom Brennaman have wet dreams about that.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
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sevenDs says:
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Not at all.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
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Golden Hand says:
Geez, Orson, why do you want to introduce a homoerotic note into today’s proceedings, just when we were SO enjoying the manly Texas Bag o’ Dicks pictures.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
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Shane says:
That’s the same look Urban’s daughter gives to Josh Nesbitt.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
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Terry Bowdens Shoe Lifts says:
@7: Tebow still had Verne Lundquist on his breath. Meyer just asked him to prove it.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
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bamasaw says:
I was wondering if I was the only feeling a little uncomfortable after seeing it. Should have known you would pick up on it too.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
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Jack Fact says:
Not to be outdone, Mark Richt will stroke Joe Cox this Saturday. Gingerly, of course.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
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Tim James says:
Mark Richt strokes Joe Cox for every Saturday day game, of course: in a futile effort to apply enough sun block to make his quarterback effective.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Defender of the Right Dept:
If this is Tebow/Urban thang is wrong, Urban does not want to be Right.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
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Hanawi says:
I have heard that Florida men have a weakness for cocks.
What? Oh….nevermind, that apparently should read “a weakness for Cox.”
October 13th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
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haveagreatday says:
@6 wins. He even kind of looks like the grinch. Beady eyes, narrow face, hawkish nose, just barely contained rage (paging Dr. Freek?). He generally looks like he would really enjoy water boarding some kindergarteners. But who are we to judge? Even a spiteful, ice water for blood, robot of a man needs a couple of eskimo kisses once in a while.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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StuBone says:
I tried that with Ken Stabler once. I woke up 6 days later in an alley with the words “Key Largo is for lovers” tattooed on my back. It is….
October 13th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
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Chi Town Tressel says:
Hey, you cant say GATORS without saying GAY…seriously try it…you cant do it!!
October 13th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
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S.D. Jones says:
A screencap of that should really replace the current EDSBS banner pic.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
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Billy From Baton Rouge says:
Urban:
Tim. I know now why you cry. Though it is something I can neva do.
(at least that’s how James Cameron would write it)
October 13th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
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MorningBeer says:
Their first child will be named Turban.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
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Terry Bowdens Shoe Lifts says:
@20: Did he use the Mobile Marriage Maker on you? …no one can resist it.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
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JDAU says:
Shaggy Bevo thinks this is homoerotic.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
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dc trojan says:
Huh. That didn’t seem like prelude to an Athenian rogering at the hotel so much as the son that Urban’s always wanted… “Who’s daddy’s brave wittle quartah-back? Who is daddy’s bwave wittle quartah-back? Timmy is! Yes he is! yeeeeeeees he is!”
October 13th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
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shamac says:
Personally, I thought the nuzzle was cute – and hey, I’m female, I’m allowed to think so.
Thanks for the clip, Orson, my friends will eat that ish up.
October 13th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
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Doogo says:
As usual ,Nick Saban doesn’t have time for this shit
just give up the pootie and let me be on my way
October 13th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
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Miss Horn Dawg says:
From the moment I saw this, I’ve been waiting for you to post it with your tender thoughts. I think Timmy might’ve gotten his little cherry popped that night. Whoot.
October 13th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Nick Saban would act like he was gonna nuzzle Greg McElroy, then he’d cockpunch him.
October 14th, 2009 at 8:28 am
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ItsGettingHotinHere says:
Levels of Male Homosexuality:
1. Kissing
2. Foreplay
3. Ass sex
4. Nuzzilng
October 14th, 2009 at 9:45 am
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JOAM says:
What you don’t see is the following 30 seconds, when Tebow’s roommate Riley Cooper glares at them, then stomps off, furiously shaking his bouncy locks, and Tim runs after him…
TT Bow: [grabbing his hand] C’mon man..don’t be like that!
Coop: [pulling away] I hope you enjoy sleeping ON THE COUCH.
TT Bow: What did I do?
Coop: I warned you not to let this happen again [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEmStZeXPe4]
October 21st, 2009 at 1:57 pm