Jonathan “JB” Gerald, the coach Mike Locksley punched in the face in a dispute two weeks ago, has turned in his keys and cell phone to UNM officials and is likely out in the completely logical and not at all insane next step in Punch-Out, Lobo Edition. For Mike Locksley’s next trick he will cheat on his wife and get half of her money, lose a game and steal your bowl bid, and make you fat by eating all of these delicious cookies over here.

(Alphabetical taking forever. Along in a bit.)