NEW MEXICO I'M SORRY YOU PUNCHED ME
by Orson on Oct 12, 2009 11:42 AM EDT
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PrintJonathan "JB" Gerald, the coach Mike Locksley punched in the face in a dispute two weeks ago, has turned in his keys and cell phone to UNM officials and is likely out in the completely logical and not at all insane next step in Punch-Out, Lobo Edition. For Mike Locksley's next trick he will cheat on his wife and get half of her money, lose a game and steal your bowl bid, and make you fat by eating all of these delicious cookies over here.
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Looks like somebody would rather sit around spending that sweet settlement money than coach for Mike Locksley. Way to perpetuate the “wide receivers are pussies” stereotype, JB.
by Golden Hand on Oct 12, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions
Check the title: It should be New Mexico, not New Mexico State. Dwayne Walker hasn’t punched anyone (lately, if at all).
by Dave H. on Oct 12, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions
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