EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 6
The weekend's viewing agenda:
ORSON (Baton Rouge)
On the anthropological beat all day in BR. Get some, son.
HOLLY (Baton Rouge):
Auburn @ Arkansas
West Virginia @ Syracuse
Georgia @ Tennessee
Alabama @ Ole Miss
Florida @ LSU, live in StabboVision, lord deliver us

Wild foxes: On every trampoline, everywhere. We will look just like them by 8 a.m. Sunday morning.
While your travel plans cannot possibly be as fraught with danger and hilarity, you are cordially invited to share them anyhow.
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At HQ Control here in the Metroplex, packing. I’m driving to Houma tomorrow for Vay-Cay.
The main event, and it’s pretty obvious:
SEC Playoffs, Opening Round (Florida @ LSU)
My travel plans will be as fraught with danger and hilarity in the event of a Tiger loss.
I may find gas stations set ablaze, with looting, rioting, and gross misconduct rampant in all corners of the state.
(All of which is much more than is found in a “normal” day.)
by Studley on Oct 10, 2009 9:36 AM EDT reply actions
lsu wins round one with gameday signage
tebow (hearts) Coach Urban Meyer
fuckers.
by gator bob on Oct 10, 2009 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
Having a little company over in the evening. Meantime,
Ginja Ninja vs. Kiffykins interspersed with
Barners vs Hawgs and
Cats vs Cocks
Bama vs Ole Verestimated
a little Cardinal vs Beavs before
OMG Tebow’s Back! vs Corndogs and some
Nerds! vs Noles
Menu includes muffalettas, gumbo, and corndog nuggets. Featured libations are sazeracs and baby rhinos*.
*Apropos of nothing, the Baby Rhino:
3 oz cachaca
1 oz blue curacao
1 oz fresh lemon juice
1/2 oz simple syrup
2 dashes Peychaud’s bitters
Add contents to shaker with ice. Shake the macadangdang out of it, strain into cocktail glass. Run several of these into the line (the line set in grim determination under your nose) until you feel like 250 pounds of concrete cyanide.
by Shpip on Oct 10, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Early round: West F’n Va at Syracuse – Gamewatch Party with the local WVU Alumni
(and if the Mounties don’t hold onto the ball today it shall make me curse like the fleet sailor I once was)
Keeping an eye on the Auburn/Arkie and Cocks/Cats scores.
Seconds: UConn/Pitt – My second favorite team is anyone playing Pitt. Go Huskies!
Switching across to Alagoddamnbama and Ole Miss at the breaks.
Main Card: UF/LSU – Might even break out the pint of WBGV ’shine I have stashed in my liquor cabinet.
Ioway/Meecheegan might be an interesting breaktime diversion in a perfectly morbid way.
by SC'Eer on Oct 10, 2009 10:33 AM EDT reply actions
“250 pounds of concrete cyanide”
Can we drop the old “superman” moniker and use this instead? Forever?
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2009 10:56 AM EDT reply actions
Spending the day here at beautiful Halo de Santo Ranch in (sl)Oconee County, GA with the TV sharing the day’s college football glory.
Straight SEC today, ladies:
Dawgs at Tennessee, Bamer at Ole Miss and the “Mighty Gators” at LSU
Win or lose in Knoxville, I’ll be pretty hammered either way, so late night shennanigans with Arizona and Washington may or may not happen… and Fresno at Hawaii is very likely a total no-go, but you never know… I haven’t started yet.
I have no idea what I’m going to eat today after turning down Bama Brosinlaw’s ribs. Maybe I’ll go with a pure liquid diet.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 10, 2009 10:56 AM EDT reply actions
Wondering if sister still has that extra ticket to Ole Miss/Bama…SERIOUSLY considering the hour drive to Oxford. But do I want to go to all that trouble to watch us lose in person, or would it be more palatable on tv? I am conflicted.
Plus, what on earth would I WEAR? I didn’t bring a single cocktail dress to the in-laws!
by the ex-croominator on Oct 10, 2009 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
I shall join the hordes in jumping head-first into the SEC orgy, complete with vomitorium.
by Jack Fact on Oct 10, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
Football and President’s Cup via various mediums throughout the day.
And beer.
by dudis41 on Oct 10, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
Auburn @ pigs accompanied by breakfast tacos and Bloody Mary’s
Baylor @OU and Bama @ Ole Miss from tailgate just north of DKR Memorial stadium
Colorado game from section 107, row 48, seat 15. Game should be done by second half so I will try to catch
the rest of the UF @ LSU game from the tailgate.
by bevonyc on Oct 10, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
Wow Lee Corso is having a tough time today. I wish the best for the guy but I don’t imagine that he’s going to recover any more than he has.
by Expat Ohioan on Oct 10, 2009 11:57 AM EDT reply actions
@10
If you’re lucky enough to spend a Saturday in the fall in Austin please stay for the entire game. If you don’t you’re gonna miss out on the Garret Gilbert show in the second half.
Bevo doesn’t leave early.
by Orson's Love Slave on Oct 10, 2009 12:01 PM EDT reply actions
Well, forcing that third-and-long worked out well for Georgia…
by Prince Lightfoot on Oct 10, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions
Pray for me – October 15 approaches and work beckons:
Morning – Office for 401k plan audit
Afternoon – Continue audit to 1 pm, then house hunting w spouse (Bama on the radio)
Evening – Dinner w spouse, then Baby Rhino v. Corndogs
Somebody want to tell me why I’m still in public accounting after 22 years?
by BamaTaxMan on Oct 10, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions
@12. Old age is getting to me but I’ll try to stick it out.
by Bevonyc on Oct 10, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
@ Shpip: Got room for one more? I’m sure I can find a reasonably priced flight from PHL today. I’ll bring bottle of locally distilled Bluecoat Gin. And a bag of cheesesteaks.
by Harris on Oct 10, 2009 1:03 PM EDT reply actions
That giant catfish is never going to get off the bench, at this rate.
by Prince Lightfoot on Oct 10, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions
Morning on the couch after a crazy concert last night…..
Purdue/Minnesota(where there’s SNOW on the ground), MSU-Illinois, and Auburn-Arky in the noon slot, followed by OSU-Wisconsin at 3:30 at the tailgate before sitting in the student section for BEEEEEEES-’Noles At 8. Will watch for LSU-UF updates.
by MikeLew on Oct 10, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT
Jonathan Crompton 12/15 205 13.7 3 0
Those are the first half numbers for the Giant Catfish…everyone point and laugh at Georgia.
by VolunteerValtrex on Oct 10, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
Wait a second… are ya’ll sure Crompton sucks? I mean, they haven’t been sandbagging this whole time right?
…
…oh, they weren’t sandbagging?
…and Crompton does suck?
…pass me that bottle of Old Crow, would you please? Thanks.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 10, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
should georgia’s opponents start a keep willie martinez campaign?
by kizzak on Oct 10, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder if I could get that bright fellow from “SmartFootball.com” to text a time-tested defensive strategy for defending the roll-out pass with crossing routes to Willie M.?
Do we have an over-under on how many more times (in a row) Lance will call it in the second half?
/takes another swig of Old Crow straight from a handle.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 10, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
Which is worse: watching Auburn’s or Illinois’s blowout, or listening to Pam Ward call the “close” game of Purdue and Minnesota?
by softbatch on Oct 10, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Your 2009 Auburn Tigers!
They were who we thought they were!….Ark 34 AU 3 ….3rd Quarter……wow this next stretch of games for Auburn is tough. Lucky to win one out of 7……
Gators 34…….Lsu 14
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Oct 10, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
Game ain’t over yet Turd! If Tate hadn’t fumbled on the 5, this would be a 10 point ball game…
by Philip on Oct 10, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
@ 29
Keep your pelican pants on there with Malzahn in the building.
by Hernduras on Oct 10, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
@25: If he lasts to the final game of the season, I think there will be a nice market for old gold “Keep Willie Martinez” shirts in Atlanta. However, at the rate he’s going now, I’m not sure he’ll be able to last that long.
by Mitch on Oct 10, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions
Flipping between Uga and Smokey and Tigers/ Hogs. Then at 3:30 tOSU vs. Wiscy. Tonight a remote may get worn out between Um and Iowa and Gators/Cajuns.
by Crabapple Buck on Oct 10, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions
SEC Network = “Suddenly, Erratic Coverage.”
by Prince Lightfoot on Oct 10, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
Turn your noodle-armed QB into a Heisman hopeful! Put Georgia on your schedule!
by GingerDawg on Oct 10, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
Georgia saw a giant fish, and the giant fish fucked their brains out.
by VolunteerValtrex on Oct 10, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
What the goddamn fuck is it with Auburn goddamn fucking imploding against Arkansas time in and time out? They better play flawless fucking football the rest of the season, because every goddamn fucking error they could have committed, they did so today.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK MMMMMMMEEEEEEE!
by A Clean Kick to the Facemask on Oct 10, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
As a Ga fan, I apologize to the rest of the SEC and the NCAA for a truly horrible display of football.
by Meg on Oct 10, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
@36: I’m not entirely sure that was football.
by Prince Lightfoot on Oct 10, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Hurray for Mississippi State! Naw, I’m just kidding. I’ve been to Juarez, Mexico and Philadelphia, Mississippi in the short span of just 8 days. I have looked into the abyss and it tried to pee on me!
by easthoustonpondwater on Oct 10, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions
state of my (tampa-based) Gator Nation: Burning off neurotic energy: 8 am to buddy’s house for dog care whilst he’s on biz trip; back home, dogs to vet for annual jabbing with needles & county tags (oh jeebus- mommy needs a cocktail after THAT ordeal); wow- sooee is kicking war eagle’s ass early!; clean front porch, clean half of house, get mop bucket ready (damn, i am wound up about the game!); lunch; need to call mother; have cocktail; delightful discussion with Mama (darlin’, you shore seem awful wound uh-up. did yew taaayke yur medi-ceen?) [yes, she does sound that way; blueridge mountain hillbilly origins]; text several friends; ah screw it, it’s not too early for a beer- I’ll get more on that evening run to buddy’s house for dog sit care round 2; text friends; damn, can’t sit still- clean more; oh hell, why not login to facebook? taunt several Canes fans in network….foot tapping, even as I catch end of dawgs-catfish and cocks-kitties….damn it, is it time to fire up the grill yet? sigh. that’s my day/travel plans. sort of relieved I am getting too old to handle being in Baton Rouge. Photo uploads/highlights would be delish!
by TampaGatorGal on Oct 10, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
Gotta admit, the Big 12 just isn’t stepping up to the plate this year. OU apparently had a HUGE downgrade in offensive line talent. Kansas and Oklahoma State still don’t have any defense. Nebraska doesn’t have a quarterback. Tech, aTm, and Mizzou all are various levels of schizophrenic. Texas really has no excuses at all if they blow this.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Oct 10, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions
At least this Dawgs fan finally got validation on one of the things I’ve been banging on about.
We finally tried to block a punt. And are now 1 for 1 on that for the season.
Suppose we could have used those two points against LSU, when they were punting from inside their 5?
So we had that…and the kickoff return…and the pick-6 going for us today. But other than that…holy crackers, could Georgia have done any more to give a foundering Tennessee program a shot in the arm?
by Blog Goliard on Oct 10, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t laugh, I’m in my girlfriends house listening to the Carolina-GSU game while crushing beers and watching the Bama game on mute.
Dogsitting is fun.
by Yeah Boyeeee on Oct 10, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions
So let me see, we have a pick six, block a punt for a safety, a 100-yard kickoff return for a touchdown, and a 52 yard field goal. Tell me that before the game and I’d say we were rolling. Instead, we look like have never seen a play action before, can’t wrap our minds around the concept of bootleg, and block like the other team are wearing razor blades.
by cheelydawg on Oct 10, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
Gaylor. scewze me, Gaylor-sans-QB is making UT fans drool with anticipation.
by BigNate on Oct 10, 2009 5:55 PM EDT reply actions
Nutt! You shoulda gone for the 1st down- field goal?
by TampaGatorGal on Oct 10, 2009 5:55 PM EDT reply actions
@42:
Hell, I can top that.
After a 3-point 1st half (UCLA 52 yard field goal) which included an Oregon defensive stand on their own 1-foot line, we had:
an Oregon 102-yard kick return for TD;
on the next play, an Oregon pick six;
a UCLA three-and-out;
an Oregon passing TD on the next series;
and with Oregon pinned in at their 1-yard-line (another great UCLA punt);
Oregon’s QB gets intercepted INSIDE the Oregon end-zone, 6 points, UCLAns.
This is frankly, one HELL of a football game. Too bad you have to live west of the Sierras to see it.
by AZDuck on Oct 10, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Georgia,
Dude… uh… What the fuck? Seriously, WHAT. THE. FUCK? Were you not # 2 in the nation at the end of the season a scant two seasons ago?
by skinnyphatman on Oct 10, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
I think Tennessee passed off the “sold defense making up for a completely inept offense” torch to Ole Miss this weekend.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
@47 -
I have no idea.
Something has obviously gone seriously wrong…but as to what it is, I have no bloody idea.
Most of Athens seems to share this confusion…
…including, unfortunately, our coaching staff.
At least when I was a kid sitting in Parker Stadium watching the Beavers lose game after game, I knew we were supposed to be sucking.
by Blog Goliard on Oct 10, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions
Saban: I don’t have time for this shit. Pick it.
Nutt: GIGGITY!
by Harris on Oct 10, 2009 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
Spurrier would like to retract his Jevan Snead vote now. 85 yards and three picks in a big game at home. Good. God.
by JD on Oct 10, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
How many turnovers is that now in this Bama – Ole Miss game?
by TampaGatorGal on Oct 10, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently the Pittsburgh defensive line is putting together the world’s largest ball of tape. Mike Patrick seemed fascinated by this and spent precious airtime talking about how a little old lady in Akron could break that record if she wanted to. I’m serious, this happened, I heard it.
by JD on Oct 10, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions
So, how is Snead still in this football game?
by HandsomeSam on Oct 10, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions
I still don’t think Tim should play in this game, but the doctors have cleared him. oh boy. time for another margarita!
by TampaGatorGal on Oct 10, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions
Harris -
I’ve seen enough UConn games to know there was no freaking way they could come back if they let the Panthers score. They were better off trying to strip the ball and praying for them to blow the field goal.
by JD on Oct 10, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
I’m sayin’ this here on account of how a while ago the ABC announcer was saying
that east of the Rockies, noone thinks about Oregon or the Pac 10. I don’t know if that’s
just him being a dufus, likely.
For those not on the west coast, here’s what happened in a pretty exciting (not so much if you were
a Bruins fan) game – if you blinked you missed the excitement of the Ducks’ electric
blitzkrieg putting up a smacking 21 points in 4 mins.. This is with second string Costa in
(doing his best imitation of a Big 10 Quarterback – scoreless in the first half).
But all he needed to do was get the win and not lose the game, and Costa did that.
With Masoli in, we’re a top 5 team. Rock solid defense. LeMichael James should be a Heisman
contender, for crying out loud, he’s the second coming of Barry Sanders, I kid you not. These guys
are scary good even with half the first string out with injuries.
I can’t wait for USC on Halloween night. Not that Washington won’t be tough.
by gamedaytribe on Oct 10, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions
I am convinced Jesse Palmer is a robot. He uses the same hand motions and same word emphasis in his speech pattern in every single segment on TV. Without sound on, you could play all of his highlights and it would be as if they were all taped the same day. I think he has a hard drive up his ass and they just plug in the talking points and push play.
by Urban Meyer's Members Only Jacket on Oct 10, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Jevan Snead,
It was easy to see why you performed poorly against bammer today. I would have also had trouble after shitting my pants at the sight of the bammer defensive line and their speed. Thank you for showing your mediocrity and that South Carolina’s win over #4 ranked you was nothing big.
Your mother hates you and you smell like pee.
by Cocky Scar on Oct 10, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions
If the chosen one chooses to run, i can imagine there will be a lot of people on the bayou screaming “geaux for the head.”
The chosen one is playing. If Florida wins, get ready to hear every ESPN pole smoking analyst repeat the talking point “he comes back from injury and leads his team to a great victory against a hard opponent, on the road. How can you not give him the heisman?”
by Urban Meyer's Members Only Jacket on Oct 10, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
James. Really… James. You named my little brother Jacquizz, and all I fucking get is James.
by skinnyphatman on Oct 10, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
Did Colorado REALLY just run down the field for the most part and score on Texas on a PASSING PLAY?!?!?!
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
No matter the outcome of the LSU/Flo-rida game, they’ll find a way to pin it on Tebow’s dented skull. He plays and FL wins? Oh, he’s just that damn good. He plays and they lose? He was hurt, y’all, and it was basically cheating. He doesn’t play and they win? We don’t need him anydamnway, we’re that good. He doesn’t and they lose? Y’all know we need our QB to play ball.
Thank you, Tebow’s Dented Cranium, for officially making this game a moot point. I’m fixin’ ta vomick.
by SabanNation on Oct 10, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
Drama! Fla stomping on “the eye” at midfield & LSU “discussing” the situation with them. local news crew whipping crowd into a frenzied bloodlust. Should be fun!
by Col. Ingus on Oct 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
has the really stupid fad of stomping on someone’s midfield logo ever turned out well?
by beckett929 on Oct 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
So NCSU suceeds in giving Duke it’s first road ACC win in forever. With this and the VT blowout over BC today, the ACC Atlantic division is officially the weakest division in college football.
by Bob Cousy on Oct 10, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions
Corch says Timmay! is starting, good luck & be safe!
by Col. Ingus on Oct 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
One more thing:
If there is not a thread with the tag “Georgia is supplying the butt” this week I will be very irate.
by AZDuck on Oct 10, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
I’m afraid I have no choice but to endorse the call made @69. We supplied acres of butt.
Been awfully quiet on the site today so far. Hope none of the usual commenters have drunk themselves into comas—would be a shame for anyone to miss this MNC elimination game—and that Orson and Holly haven’t been battered and fried by some crazed Red Stick tailgaters.
by Blog Goliard on Oct 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
LSU D, don’t swarm to the RB on the option play. U must be prepared for the .000001% chance they will let Tebow run and risk getting knocked silly.
by Urban Meyer's Members Only Jacket on Oct 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
Ron Cherry is officiating in Tallahassee? Well, someone’s fucked.
by softbatch on Oct 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Is the camera drunk from the fumes in the stadium in baton rouge? Why can’t these assholes keep the picture in focus
by Eric on Oct 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Firsthand reporting: Minny/Purdue was pretty brisk this morning. Yes, there was about 1/2" of snow last night.
Dunno WTF is with 11am kickoffs; the student section hadn’t really emerged from its collective hangover until
around halftime.
I used doghair, so I was loud throughout of course. PROTIP: no patdown short of an arrest will find a flask
tucked into the inside of the thigh of a pair of bike shorts.
by Erik on Oct 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
I would guess the Minnesota students had no idea how to handle any part of that game because of the “we don’t have a dome anymore and have to watch these games in the elements now” factor. I saw part of that game. They all looked very cold.
by JD on Oct 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
Well, I threw caution to the wind and went to the game. Good news=we have a great defense, and after today I can go back to supporting the Rebels AND the Tide. Bad news=Jevan Snead has now displaced Doyle Jackson as the most hated guy after an Ole Miss-Bama game. Checked my Facebook news feed when I got home and the consensus is they want him GONE.
by the ex-croominator on Oct 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
@72 obvious fumble recovered by GT on the first play, ruled FSU ball and no review despite obvious video evidence
it’s approaching an hour 30 on lightning delay now
by kizzak on Oct 10, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
‘Well if that’s yer definition of holding, you can call it on every play then!"
Nice sound guy catching someone yelling at a ref during the UT/CO turnover contest.
by watcher on Oct 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Your post is offside, sir! Much like the Cajun defense. It’s like there’s crawfish in the UF backfield and the LSU DL has been fasting for 3 weeks.
by Yakko on Oct 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Why isn’t Florida using Moody more? This is so frustrating to watch.
by Old Florida Band Geek on Oct 10, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Good Gawd if LSU could come up with ANY kind of offense they might have a chance to steal this fucker!
by Col. Ingus on Oct 10, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
The “prarie dog” offense that LSU keeps pulling is starting to make the natives restless. sometimes you do the voodoo & sometimes the voodoo do you.
by Col. Ingus on Oct 10, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
Way to trash that kids redshirt coach Hawkins; in a game that was over. What a dick!
by Ackos on Oct 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Urban might be sitting on 10 points. No need to score more and risk getting Tebow hurt, because there’s no way LSU is going to get there.
by JD on Oct 10, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
A friend and I were wondering how SEC fans can stand Danielson, but I guess how much can you really dislike someone who sucks your dick? It feels good enough that you can let the annoying qualities slide.
by Urban Meyer's Members Only Jacket on Oct 10, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
forgive me sir, for not knowing, urban meyer’s members only jacket, but might you be a Big Ten fan? because I have a buckeye fan who just texted a VERY similar message! my goodness- the serendipity that would be! (though I normally say, “shut up Gary!” because I feel he announces some horrible situation like a voodoo jinx man! agh
by TampaGatorGal on Oct 10, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
Not able to watch the game, keeping up the gamecast updates. Do we look flat, or is LSU defense that good? And does their offense just suck? Statistically we seem to be winning….
by Roaminggator on Oct 10, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
In order: Not really because they’re clearly managing the game, no, and oh god yes.
by JD on Oct 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
LSU D did play well enough to keep them in the game. Gary Crowton’s playcalling on Offense simply sucks.
by Studley on Oct 10, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Good win and great defense for the Gators tonight. I like the fact that we can run the ball, but I don’t know why we don’t pass the ball unless it’s a completely predictable situation. Also, how about a old school QB sneak sometime?
by MrRedDevil on Oct 10, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
I swear UF passes less often than Georgia Tech.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
I checked, and my instincts were wrong, but I won’t stop complaining. Tebow can throw; let him!
by cantcatchuf on Oct 10, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
For what it’s worth, it’s not really a “sneak” if it’s Tim. Tim up the middle is about as subtle as a nuclear weapon.
And just as unstoppable. Concussed or not, he’s the guy with the Bad Mother Fucker wallet.
by The Lesser Santini on Oct 10, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
playcall was SO conservative, AND predictable. just shows how overmatched LSU was…I’m psyched about the win (early on was nerve wracking – my gawd, that stadium is INSANELY loud!). however, Arkansas surprised me earlier today. Gators need to sharpen up- and seriously, please say that play calling was Urban over-worried over Timmy, and NOT what Adazzio would put together. understand it’s been two weeks since play, they likely had to consider many different looks, possibly two QB’s, but, really, when a play works you run three times in a row? on that 3rd and inches, they could’ve tossed to Demps to the left and made it at the sideline. stuff like that, lack of polish, concerns me. nonetheless- going to enjoy the tequila buzz and the “W”
and, RUN Orson RUN!!!
by TampaGatorGal on Oct 10, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
GT just forced the first punt they’ve seen in around 7 quarters
Georgia might have the two worst BCS defensive coordinators in the country in Wommack and Martinez
by kizzak on Oct 11, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
Gotta say, PAC 10 is way deeper and stronger than the SEC.
Just look at Florida’s schedule – other than LSU, they’re playing fairly weak to middling-weak to puff pastries.
The polls are really laughable.
by gamedaytribe on Oct 11, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
Ahh, just what EDSBS needed: ESPN.com’s PAC-10 trolls.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 11, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
“Gotta say, PAC 10 is way deeper and stronger than the SEC.”
seriously? umm… yeah. Stanford. UCLA. USC. Cal. and others (what, Oregon State is supposed to stand for overall best team nation wide?)
every conference has cream puffs, every conference leader plays [paid] creampuffs.
So, what to make of VA Tech? everyone knows the ACC sucks- really SUCKS- but Tech is lookin good.
the Big Ten fans will pipe in! (any.minute.now.). understand the hype on the boob tube affects things, but if you watch the actual games, you see the athletes. gets tricky- does Boise have great athletes? yes. are they ever tested? hmmm…
whole lotta futbawl left to play (and my Gators are just as susceptible to Arkansas or- ugh- the Ole Coach’s team.
we shall see…
by TampaGatorGal on Oct 11, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
Let’s be honest. Florida State just plain sucks. BEEEEEES have run up 400+ yards rushing. This never would have happened if Bowden and Mickey Andrews were still alive.
by JD on Oct 11, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
Chances of FSU ending with a losing record just increased significantly.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 11, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
well the WAC Shootout of the Week just ended in Tallahassee…
by beckett929 on Oct 11, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
@94- I imagine Florida’s SOS will match up quite nicely with your favorite PAC-10 team when all is said and done.
by chg on Oct 11, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
@95: sorry, just to clarify, no connection to ESPN whatsoever, unfortunate coincidence, more Desmond Morris (“The Soccer Tribe”)
fan than Kirk Herbstreit fan, to be honest. And don’t mean to troll, just an honest telling ya what I felt, nothing
more. Well, just a reaction to seeing the Harris Poll, perhaps.
by gamedaytribe on Oct 11, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
“I imagine Florida’s SOS will match up quite nicely with your favorite PAC-10 team when all is said and done.”
@94: FWIW, although it’s not clear how accurate these are:
http://www.jhowell.net/cf/cf2009.htm
It’s not so much where the top team (expect this to be Florida, best SEC team) is but who gets to play them. Here’s where the poll positions play a crucial role, because the strength of schedule is not significant enough to overcome a few spots difference
in poll position. If it’s an LSU-Florida BCS final because LSU remains #2 in the polls, I’m going to hurl.
@95: and I hang out here though it’s not a Pac 10 blog because Orson is the best sports writer in the country, and commenters here tend to be pretty damn funny, genuine and articulate. It’s not that I’m looking to troll in opposing team blogs, well, troll at all, period.
by gamedaytribe on Oct 11, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
According to this, Florida is ahead in the computer polls that matter over USC…
by Bob Cousy on Oct 11, 2009 1:12 AM EDT reply actions
@103: Yep, exactly what I’m nauseous about.
“http://www.bcsguru.com/bcs_standings.htm”
The BCS projections are scary – it’s like monkeys throwing peanuts at a dart board. OK, maybe not that bad but there’s certainly prejudice, lack of objective thought and complete bogosity at work here.
I’ll make a comparison of just Pac 10 teams so as not to provoke a cross-conference flame fest here:
USC is #7, Oregon is #13.
USC has one loss to unranked Washington.
Oregon has one loss to #5 Boise State.
USC beat Washington State 26-3
Oregon beat Washington State 52-3
USC beat Cal 30-3
Oregon beat Cal 42-3.
Now, we may suck, all in all. But results on the ground certainly seem better than USCs. Even imponderables like stronger, ore experienced quarterback, I’d say by all reasonable standards Oregon should be ranked higher than USC.
Why am I indulging in the usual pedantic whining about school rankings and relative conference strengths that constitutes the bulk of college football conversation on Saturday nights around the country? Because they keep changing the goddang formula – and I’m an eternal optimist. If they change it, perhaps one day they wlil change to something sane…
by gamedaytribe on Oct 11, 2009 1:46 AM EDT reply actions
Now thats something I havent seen UW do in a very very long time. Im stunned and elated at the same time.
by BocaHuskyUWowl on Oct 11, 2009 2:00 AM EDT reply actions
I would agree, except for two things. One, USC beat Ohio State on the road. Yes, we all know tOSU is overrated, but as long as they’re staying in the top ten, then USC will get the edge. Two, the computers don’t give a crap about the margin of victory. To the computers, Oregon’s victories over the same teams USC won will be rated exactly the same way.
Anyways, it’s a waste of time to get in a fuss over polls right now. This is college football, and that means the unpredictable who, if anyone, will go the rest of the way undefeated.
- Florida still has Arkansas, Georgia, @ South Carolina and the SEC Championshp game to worry about.
- 2 Texas still has Oklahoma, @ Missouri, Kansas, and the Big 12 Championship game.
- 3 Bama still SC, LSU, @ Auburn, and the SEC Championship game to worry about.
- 4 VT (my team) has @ GT, @ ECU, NCSU, and the ACC Championship game.
- 5 Boise State has a very weak schedule to worry about ruining their computer ratings and respect with the voters.
So there’s plenty of time for movement to be made before the season is out.
by Bob Cousy on Oct 11, 2009 2:20 AM EDT reply actions
@ 104 gamedaytribe: No need to be nauseous. The Oregon USC situation will be worked out by all saint’s day.
Your points are valid, but Oregon really did stink up the blue turf in the first game. Those early season impressions often carry more weight than they should. But if the team keeps winning then it won’t matter.
by oc phil on Oct 11, 2009 2:56 AM EDT reply actions
I saw the kickoff temperature for TCU-Air Force tonight was a blistering 19 degrees. Those poor bastards.
by JD on Oct 11, 2009 3:34 AM EDT reply actions
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Yeah, the USC-Oregon situation will be settled on halloween. The more distressing situation for an Oregon fan would be the Va Tech comparison. Their resume’s are damn near identical and their separation in the human polls are pretty sizable.
And I am not going to step into the conference vs conference bloodbath but to say that the differences between the conferences are always less than commenters and fans tend to believe they are.
Just look at each conferences records versus the other BCS conferences. All are pretty close to .500.
by janus09 on Oct 11, 2009 4:51 AM EDT reply actions
I’ve making the same arguemnet as GDT has about Oregon/USC elsewhere and met with the refutation: USC’s ranking ahead of Oregon rests on preseason polls and an ugly win. Luckily for Oregon they have a head to head, at home, to settle that score. But, today, I think that an objective observer watching those two teams perform on the field would have to agree that Oregon is the better performing team today.
As for the SEC/Pac10: It’s not close. UF & UA are superior to USC and Ore. LSU, AU, and SoCar over, who?, Stanford, Zona, and OSU…after that comes the SEC Schitzos of Ark, Ole Miss and UGa which could be better than the Pac10 group of Cal, UW, and UCLA but that simply may rely on whether they liked what thier gameday breakfast was or not…and the bottom is the bottom MSU, VU,UT, UK or ASU and WSU.
I’d say the only real measure of superiority for the Pac10 over the SEC is that Pac10 geeks (Stanford) are consistently better then the SEC geeks (Vandy).
by Phocion on Oct 11, 2009 5:23 AM EDT reply actions
@108—Oh I was at the game, it was not pleasant at all. Air Force had almost everything working it its favor and they just couldn’t pull it out. TCU’s defense was just too good.
by BocaHuskyUWowl on Oct 11, 2009 9:55 AM EDT reply actions
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The NCAA changed the rule this year, and you have to win your conference championship to be eligible. So, no all-SEC final ever.
Tyson Lee is the reincarnation of Michael Henig. Another game, another 4 TOs, of which 3 were in the red zone. I’m taking bets when we play Bama at 5+
by yoyofutbawl on Oct 11, 2009 10:26 AM EDT reply actions
I think i need to change my comment at 117 to @114
by BocaHuskyUWowl on Oct 11, 2009 10:56 AM EDT reply actions
“Gotta say, PAC 10 is way deeper and stronger than the SEC”
Using the immortal words of Orson Swindle and the EDSBS crew…
Go fuck yourself with a traffic cone. Nuff said.
by idahobuckeye on Oct 11, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions

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