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by Orson on Oct 8, 2009 9:37 AM EDT

Down? Tryin' to get a spark? Goshdangit, what you need is a canned Garage Band beat with some of [NAME REDACTED]'s finest cuts from his Monday morning interview following another intense, passionate loss to a Big Ten team. Illinois faces Michigan State this Saturday with new starting qb Eddie McGee, who will likely be benched for deposed starter qb Juice Williams in the third quarter because Illinois is dead last in scoring defense and scoring offense in the Big Ten, and that makes you a terrible, terrible football team no matter who is cluelessly slapping the controls of a plane in flat spin.

GET DOWN.

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….and everyone thought UF jumped the gun….cut the man off while his team was “improving”….didn’t give him a fourth year with “his” players……..Well, this is year 5, my northern friends…..how do ya like him now?

by Stan Gable on Oct 8, 2009 9:52 AM EDT reply actions

Dear God why do I still love that man? I don’t understand it.

by TJ on Oct 8, 2009 10:18 AM EDT reply actions

Classic! I believe my ears heard something similar on Monday, October 25, 2004.

by BDoc on Oct 8, 2009 10:22 AM EDT reply actions

Flatten out that cardboard – cuz I’m ready to bust a move!

by Kerwin4two on Oct 8, 2009 11:04 AM EDT reply actions

Is that the same McGee who was recruited so hard by Colorado?

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/07/28/this-recruit-mcgee-must-be-something/

by Brock Sampson on Oct 8, 2009 11:40 AM EDT reply actions

Orson, do you have it in the EDSBS budget to get an autotune filter? T-pain [COACH REDACTED] would be amazing.

I’m sure you couldn’t throw a CD-R in a gentleman’s club in Atlanta without hitting a wanna-be hip-hop producer…

by dogtown gator on Oct 8, 2009 1:05 PM EDT reply actions

Orson, any chance we can play that tune at Memorial Stadium instead of Garth Brooks during timeouts at Memorial Stadium?

Yes, they played Garth Brooks over the PA. Nothing says “cool!” to recruits like playing Garth Brooks (EXPLETIVE REDACTED) [NAME REDACTED] and the dumb fool who hired him, ace Athletic Director Ron “79-120-2” Guenther.

by Fire Ron Guenther on Oct 8, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions