THREAT CONDITION: McConaughey.
Subject is displaying average intelligence, ability to watch television and read simply written articles in sunlight, is experiencing no headaches, and is walking around everywhere with this shirt off.
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1
Crabapple Buck says:
But is he playing bongos and smokin the mary jane? Nekkid?
October 7th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
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TJ says:
Good to see that Busey remains the gold standard for braindeadedness.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
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Jmuthaf'nT says:
Has anyone stopped to consider the implications of a tebow sized qb running the offense with the mentality of gary busey? am i the only one who thinks the comedic hilarity and pants shitting scariness would be the perfect combination for an event of this magnitude?
October 7th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
4
tzubear says:
Mittens playing a piano is just above Phil Steele? I have to pay for Phils picks, who does mittens like for this saturday. I have only been average with my betting this year.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
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wfguiteau says:
uh… keyboard cat is dead. Bill O’reilly told me so, then proclaimed him a fine American.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
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beerbaron says:
If keyboard cat is the next level on the concussion watch, I’d argue that Tebow is a definite starter this Saturday. Keyboard cat is a level of consciousness that very few ever attain.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
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I'm A Lasagna Hog says:
Personally, after seeing the graphic, I found myself wishing he were at threatcon: Roomba.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
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Tim James says:
How can you change the scale like that week to week? This dereliction of scientific rigor is appalling.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
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Middle America says:
Who’s between Busey and Zook? Is it R. Kelly?
October 7th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
10
Biff Hooper says:
So Tebow’s feeling all right, all right, all right?
October 7th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
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jacketexan says:
I’m just glad that he has progressed from the Emmitt Smith strata of brain inactivity.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
12
yoyofutbawl says:
As legal counsel for Mr Orange K. Cat, I was instructed per him to inform EDSBS, inc. that continued use of his picture in conjunction with [NAME REDACTED] in any comparative manner is grounds for legal redress and monetary settlement.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
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Roomba I. Robot says:
Ron Zook my ass.
October 7th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
14
Fightin' Englishman says:
@3: I believe you may be interested in our “Jared Lorenzen” line, sir.
October 7th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
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beerbaron says:
It is my understanding that all EDSBS settlements are paid in condoms and axe hair gel.
October 7th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
16
plastic paddy says:
Recently heard at my house: Lets get high and watch Roomba chase the dog.
Good times.
October 7th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
17
Mich-Placed Gator says:
did everyone catch this?
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=221524&title=gary-busey
October 7th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
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MikeVI says:
any objections to me printing this on a shirt for saturday… legal, tasteful, or otherwise?
October 7th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
…more decent humor from Busey
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=221523&title=gary-busey-long-deserved-tribute
October 7th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
14
Mr Cat will accept these as compensation plus any apparently dead moles, which includes Bobby Bowden, Ty Willingham and Jonathan Crompton.
October 7th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
21
Gone Gator says:
Not optimistic if Tebow is out cruising Bucholz High School in his Chevelle and hosting a beer bust out by the light tower.
October 7th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
No worries, #20. Tebow drives an old beat up pick-up truck.
October 7th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
…and if you google “Tebow drives” you’ve find THIS!! WOO HOO!!!
http://gators.fandome.com/video/108488/Tim-Tebow-Drives-Girl-To-The-Pole/
October 7th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
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Burrill says:
Phil Steele looks a lot like John S. Ragin, the actor who played Dr. Robert Asten, the eternally exasperated boss on Quincy M.E. Are we sure they’re not the same person?
October 7th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
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Not the Mama says:
The device remains a legitimate example of comedy genius. @8 is correct though. If you change the scale you remove the scientific value. I’m guessing without science… Tebow plays Saturday.
October 7th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
The only way Tebow can be safe, is to wear this complete helmet and ensemble:
http://www.bangitout.com/photos/viewphoto.php?category=13&photoid=3952&title=Dark%20Helmet%20Costume!%20&cattitle=Purim
October 7th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
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RAW says:
what units is this scale in?
October 7th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
28
Jack Fact says:
“Subject is displaying average intelligence, ability to watch television and read simply written articles in sunlight, is experiencing no headaches, and is walking around everywhere with this shirt off.”
When you quote directly from the USC psychology department’s observational notes re: subject Carroll, P, please use proper citations.
October 7th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
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Southern Papa says:
Dang. The scary thing is, I am wondering where John Chavis fits on this scale. Is there a layer above (or below, depending upon your perspective) Busey? Or does that go on another scale, like the crazy scale, where entry level is the mixed uppedness of the love child of Ann Coulter and Al Franken?
October 8th, 2009 at 1:51 am
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Ethan says:
I’m pretty sure that the scale increases logrithmically, if I remember right. In other words, each level is ten times crazier than the last. I would also like to pint out that Timmy loves those high school girls, he keeps gettin older, they stay the saaaame age.
October 8th, 2009 at 5:50 am
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Irwin Fletcher says:
Anyone got a picture of Tebow in pink jean shorts? We’d know for certain he’s at the Wooderon level for sure then.
October 8th, 2009 at 6:31 am
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CincySooner says:
@27
The SI unit for craziness has long since been established as the Nutt (plural: Nuttz), named after the discoverer of the fluctuations between lucid and crazy, Houston Nutt.
One Nutt is defined as the amount of crazy relased when one (1) weasel is confined to one(1) sack. The Weasel-Sack Scale follows the SI system of scientific notation for increasing orders of magnitude.
The Weasel-Sack Scale serves as the normalization for all other levels of lucid and crazy, and the rapid fluctuations between. For example, on an average game day, Mike Leach registers 3 Kilo-Nuttz. By contrast, Chris Fowler can be classified on the order of Micro-Nuttz.
The highest recorded measurement on the Weasel-Sack Scale was recorded on October 20, 2007 when Les Miles reached 778Mega-Nuttz by throwing for the endzone, while down by one point to Auburn, but well within field goal range.
October 8th, 2009 at 8:58 am
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ed says:
carl everett thinks this scale is flawed. keyboard cat is not in the bible and therefore did not exist.
the bible does, however, frequently mention gary busey. at least the one i have does.
October 8th, 2009 at 10:07 am
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Philip says:
I’m surprised no one has made a Keyboard Cat of Tebow getting sacked/concussed…
October 8th, 2009 at 10:20 am