PROTECTING TIM TEBOW: PREDICTIONS AND SUGGESTIONS
Methods: proposed techniques for protecting Tim Tebow if/when he plays on Saturday. Assumed: that he will play on Saturday.
Run, run, run, run, run. Florida might go even more run-forward than they’ve been to this point, and that says a lot. Florida’s run/pass balance is 175/98 for 2009, and with a quarterback coming off a head injury the urge to get the ball out of Tebow’s hands and into someone else’s with great speed will be imperative. One might even see the long-rumored I-formation surface from the playbook at last. (Gasp!)
Le WildGatorCatHogRebelBone Florida has no shortage of speedsters to plug into the various roles required to run whatever you would call Florida’s variation on the Wildcat: CB Joe Haden, RB Chris Rainey, RB/Human Jet Jeff Demps, RB Emmanuel Moody, and even WR Deonte Thompson could all fill spots in a direct snap, no-pass single wing formation to take impact-heavy run snaps away from Tim Tebow and lean on Florida’s formidable run game.
An innovative nine lineman set. Leaving one eligible receiver in the set and thus protecting Tebow while simplifying his options. Technically legal, though inadvisable unless that one receiver is Aaron Hernandez. If he’s out there you’ll be fine with just one if you throw it high and long enough.
Max protection. Typically Florida loves to go empty set on third down, the same set resulting in the blown protection yielding the sack, the subsequent knee–>head meetup, and the most Illustrious Heismanesque Concussion of the Year not involving Jim Brown and a woman. If Tebow is in the game, your chances of seeing max protection are very, very good, most likely using the H-back and TE to buffer protections on blitzes. And make no mistake: LSU will blitz Tebow if he plays. The empty backfield won’t appear in sets with Tebow much, we’re guessing, and if they do they’ll be motioned into one-back sets
Red No-Contact Jersey. There would be an illegal procedure penalty on the first down of the game, but conditioning is a hard thing to break. Urban myth: red angers defensive linemen. Untrue, since the waving and taunting motions of the quarterback are what actually attract them, not the color.
Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass. On the other hand, another way to protect Tebow might be counter-intuitive: passing like crazy to start. If you can go Texas Tech on LSU–who most likely expects the run-first strategy from Florida–you can get the ball out of Tebow’s hands and away before any harm befalls him. Until Taylor Potts’ concussion last week, Texas Tech’s qbs under Leach had avoided missing any real injury time at all thanks to schemes designed to read and react instantly to defenses. Scott Loeffler certainly has a few routes he can crib from the TT playbook in keeping Tebow squeaky clean and intact if he plays, routes designed to get the ball out, keep the Baby Rhino upright, and keep Florida’s offense humming away one humble nibble at a time against an exploitable LSU defense. (See: Mississippi State’s 374 yards against them.)
This is all dependent on Tebow getting the ball off quickly….one of the factors contributing to this situation to begin with along with a blown protection, a very random collision with a teammate, and an excellent play by a Kentucky defender. If he can’t make the read quickly and get the ball out, then the pass-first approach would really be the total madness skeptics accuse Mike Leach’s very sane logic of being.
Bubble-wrap. It would distract defenders, too, and leave them manically popping bubbles while ballcarriers run untackled up field.










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Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me says:
NE Brady Dept:
Put a pink skirt on Tebow so no one touches him.
(Even the Nimrods from LSU would not hit a lady…well…I take this back.)
October 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
If the pink skirt were in conjunction with the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Walk for the Cure, we may be on to something here.
October 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
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etsuVol says:
Every UF game on TV, when the camera shows Brantley on the sideline they talk about how awesome he is, how the gators won’t miss a beat next year, blahblahblah. Against an LSU team that squeaked by Miss. St. by the tiniest of margins, why not let Awesome Jr. take over and have Tebow relax for another week.
October 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
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beckett says:
get NFL refs perhaps…
October 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
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beerbaron says:
Considering LSU’s non-existent pass rush, Tebow should be safe if he just stays in the pocket.
October 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
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wfguiteau says:
You forgot “Decoy Rhino”, in which an actual baby rhinoceros is fitted in with Tebow’s jersey and trained to catch the ball in his mouth. It might lead to a few fumbled snaps, but out of a Pistol formation this has the potential to work. The few times the rhino does catch the ball, it would result in a touchdown and a severely depleted LSU defense.
Of the other suggestions, the Mike Leach approach might be the best option. Bubble screens and quick slants running over them in a spread offense would wreck havoc on the LSU defense, and with the kind of speed Florida is dealing with LSU would have to dedicate extra folks to cover those plays.
October 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
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Philip says:
Because sitting Tebow would be an affront to his holy warrior spirit!
October 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
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sb says:
Why is it that LSU thinks they can go after the baby Rhino and be successful in shutting him down? It hasn’t worked in the past and has made opposing players sound and look stupid when predicting such overstated estimations of their ability ( see Ricky Jean Francoise, last year). Remember it was an ill-placed OG’s knee which caused Tebow’s concussion…not a crushing blow from the DE. Tebow was the victim of friendly fire, and if he plays Saturday, I expect he will “do what Tebow do”…
October 6th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
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ohiodawg says:
Oh ye of little faith! You should know that Tebow HAD to accept his concussion for the sins committed by offensive lineman now and forever. Trying to prevent the next concussion, which may be to wash away the sins of defensive lineman or half-assed-blocking running backs, only thwarts Tebow’s destiny.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
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yellowpools says:
Maybe Nike will let Tebow wear their Bubble Wrap jersey originally made for Oregon at the beginning of the year.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
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fuddmain says:
They’ll switch out the center for the long snapper and have Tebow 15 or so yards behind the line of scrimmage. Hand offs will be tricky, but they’ll figure it out.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
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Terry Bowdens Shoe Lifts says:
I propose another form of protection. Just have Verne Lundquist cradle Tebow in his arms to provide a cushion during the entire game. Ask Verne…it’s been his fantasy for quite some time now.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
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Kecalf Bailey says:
UnderArmor skull cap, duh.
Or one of these…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ
October 6th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
There is a strange level of excitement coming from the baton rouge camp for this camp. the same feeling that was felt in ‘97. there’s just a buzz about the place.
it could be the booze though
October 6th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
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Harris says:
Cover his uniforms with pages from books. We know how Corn Dog Nation feels about reading.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
@ 15
That was pretty bush league Harris. Mighty Big 10 of you.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
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rsm4lsu says:
@Kevin I’d say the booze definitely has something to do with it. But, yes, based on careful analytics of my Facebook feed, our beloved corndog nation is weirdly FIRED UP. I hope our team can live up to our rabid fandom this year. If so, it would be sweet justice for last year, when the Tigers left me sitting deep in Gator territory explaining to my beleaguered girlfriend why we MUST continue cheering and stay until the end even as baby rhino ™ and co. anally violated our “defense” to the tune of 50. If Crazy Old Testament God is in fact a fan, please let it be revealed Saturday night in Tiger Stadium.
@Harris Really? That’s the best you can do? Have you seen us play this year? There are about 4,786 actual football-related failings you could use to make fun of this team to hilarious effect, and you choose a “corndogs can’t read” joke? Sad, man.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
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Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me says:
Sports Radio Maniacs Dept:
Just heard on the local sports radio show that Tebow is “out there” practicing right now.
oh, oh….(I do not know for who. though…LSU or FL)
October 6th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
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Harris says:
What, you think I’m going to put effort into insulting LSU? Talk to Swindle if you want Shakespeare. Much like your offense, I’m just here to enjoy the labors of others.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
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Tim James says:
Place a cell phone in a pouch visible on Tebow’s hip. LSU players and fans will be so enthralled by sending him hilarious text messages and voice mails that he will have time to escape any danger.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
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Tim James says:
I think in addition to the red jersey, we must also consider the idea of a giant novelty helmet. It can provide more cushion for blows to the head, and fitting it with truck towing mirrors (available at fine Baton Rouge gas stations, restaurants, and churches) means he will be able to see a blindside pass rush.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
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Hogtown says:
I have never heard a good story from a returning gator about what happens at the stadium/baton rouge for this game. Not speaking of the loss of the game, but the getting spit on, stuff thrown at, cussing out of old ladies, and various other shitty behavior of tiger fans in and around the stadium. I know I know that every team has their asshole fans, UF not excluded, but I have heard positives about every school(even AU, and UGA) except for LSU. I definately admire the starting of drinking/ cooking on Wednesday, and loud raucus stadiums, as I have been a Gator my entire life, but if I saw a Gator fan spit on our visiting fans here in Gainesville, I would punch him in the fucking face. All that said, I will be at the game, with more than a solid buzz, screaming for the orange and blue and the Baby Rhino to smash that night streak and throw it in yalls nutria infested bayou.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
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Chas says:
Florida is strong enough to play without Tebow. Also he is valuable enough to protect for atleast a week. Sitting Tebow vs. LSU would be the best decision for Florida.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
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MJRuffalo1 says:
Protection issue is way overstated. If Tebow is cleared to play, then he is cleared to play period. If there is still an increased chance of brain trauma because he is not fully recovered then in no way should he be cleared to play.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
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fuddmain says:
Hogtown @ 22
I was there in 1993 and it was quite pleasant. Of course, we beat ‘em 58 – 3. Hard to talk shit and be an arsehole after that kind of whippin’.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
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comoprozac says:
Don’t laugh.
Tressel-ball.
Punt on 3rd down. Play great defense (which Florida should be able to do against LSU’s top-100) offense.
Finally, Tebow throws at least 1/3 of his passes out of bounds a la Craig Krenzel.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
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Brizzle says:
Put Jesus at right tackle.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
@ 22
You need to come for a visit and judge for yourself. I think you
ll have a great time. Everyone else seems too.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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TJ says:
Hogtown @ 22
I was there in 2003 (in the marching band, so can’t speak much to the tailgating) and it was one of the nicer enemy crowds I can remember. Of course, getting the shit beat out of you by Ron Zook tends to mellow a crowd out, so that may have had something to do with it.
Also, the UF band director got so any respectful thank you letters from Tigers fans thanking the band for being respectful and friendly that he posted them in the music building. Pretty much the opposite of the Tennessee crowd in 2004 when we were doused with… various liquids after the game-winning UT field goal.
October 6th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
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sb says:
From a sociological standpoint, as a Gator fan you will be called out by the coon-ass as you pass…if you are defensive, you’ll get a derisive and challenging retort and potentially a less than positive interaction. If you wear your Gatordom with pride and accept each comment with a positive reaction and a decision to enjoy the repartee of opposing fans you will be treated to an experience that is better than any you will find anywhere else. The coon-ass is looking for fun and an enjoyable verbal gambit. If you take offense and are looking for trouble you will find it but not because anyone else is looking for it, its just that culturally there is an expected give and take…if you do not know this you will end up the poorer. For example:
1. In Red Stick, only colors I wore were a Gator hat with an “F”, I got “Hey, a f@#$ing Gator! What you drankin’?” My response, “Nothin’ yet, what you got?” As a result, my buddies and I got Tanqueray and tonics for the entire game in this coon-ass’s box seats…I had apologized for being an ass-hole and he said…”You ain’t no ass-hole, son, you just got a colorful personality!”
2. In Atlanta at the Hooters in Buckhead a Florida frat-bro and I were watching the Florida v LSU game and a wedding party (guys only, in tuxedos, all over 6′3″) came in to watch the same game. They saw us Gators and they hauled us over to their table and made us drink with them and fed us wings. A reFSU guy was cheering louder than the LSU guys when LSU did something good, and told the LSU guys not to deal with those f@#$ing Gators and the LSU guys told him that we were SEC and having a good game and if he said anything else they’d all be happy to go outside…the reFSU guy soon left and we had a great time, even with the Gator loss, with those LSU guys.
It resembles life…you can accept each comment from a positive standpoint or be defensive and look for problems. Chances are someone is trying to make a connection…it is up to you how you handle it. Make it good and everyone is better off. Choose the negative and you get it. Go Gators, and remember, the coon-ass is looking for positive interaction. Good luck, stormtroopers.
October 6th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
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Bearcrawls says:
Pouncey (don’t remember which one) and Adazio told WRUF reporters last week that Patchan was supposed to block down on the play where Tebow got concussed. The protection is designed for the defense’s R end to come free, and it was TEbow’s responsibility to make a quick read and get the ball out in a hurry. That was on the record. What I’ve heard outside the media is that Tebow was a little greedy and was trying to take a shot downfield instead of hitting the dump route.
Even though 2 events (fumble against UT at the 4 when he already had 1st and goal but was trying to punch it int) don’t amount to a trend, I’m waiting anyway for the meme that Tebow is pressing too hard this year instead of letting the game come to him.
October 6th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
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Bearcrawls says:
Here’s what I really want to know. If Brantley starts, we will probably try to throw more. But do we have anyone on this roster that can get open against SEC DB’s? I think the story of the sputtering Gator offense this year is the total inability of Cooper, Nelson, Hines, Hammond, or anyone else to achieve any kind of decent separation from their man in the first 3-4 seconds of their route. I think this is the biggest impact that Percy had for us.
October 6th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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sb says:
Bear @#32…I don’t think of it as a trend but more a matter of “trust” re: the known receivers…and if Brantley starts, there is a level of trust between him and several of those guys, so I expect good things. Do you really think that every other SEC team has receivers who are better than ours? Each one of these guys were 4 or 5 star guys and we simply hav eyet to use them extensively…remember Hines had a great day when we bothered to use him.
Bear @#31…I’m not so much thinkin’ its Tebow pushing too hard…more a matter of feeling that the world is your oyster, so eat that fucker…without the cracker and cocktail sauce…but the team isn’t ready yet…he coulda pulled that shit during the last third of last season, but the rest of the guys aren’t on that page yet. (I like to look at things from a wide-open perspective…the world’s round, right? We’ll get there!).
October 6th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
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Jesus Christ says:
You think I’m going to let anything bad happen to my main man? The first LSU defender that puts an untoward hit on TT gets his proud manhood turned into a baby carrot.
October 6th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
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thetennesseethumper says:
@ 6-the decoy rhino is currently under center at Tennessee. this accounts for fumbled snaps, poor eyesight that cannot differentiate opposing jersey colors from his own team’s jerseys, and a big f@#kin”horn in his line of sight that prevents throwing on target.
however, post game comments are still left to cromps; rhino not THAT stoopid…
October 7th, 2009 at 8:03 am
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joetiger says:
Hogtown@22,
By your post, it appears that you are not a dedicated reader of Orson’s Scripture. I’d like to direct you to the following, which might possibly be my favorite blog entry on any subject ever in the history of the interwebs:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/10/08/edsbs-road-trip-baton-rouge/?cp=all
This pretty much explains it. Come to LSU, take things in stride, have a freaking blast.
October 7th, 2009 at 9:27 am
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beerbaron says:
sb – pretty accurate analysis of LSU fans. don’t spread the word too much, we still like fucking with assholes.
Hogtown – you have to look no further than this blog almost two years ago to find a great writeup of the LSU tailgating experience from an opposing fan’s point of view. look it up, great read.
October 7th, 2009 at 9:32 am
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beerbaron says:
way to expose me as lazy by taking the extra step joetiger. asshole.
October 7th, 2009 at 9:34 am
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Chas says:
MJRuffalo1, I think Tebow is a strong willed enough player that he will still try to play. He would try and find a way around the system. The Coach should make the decision to sit Tebow.
October 7th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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joetiger says:
beerbaron@38,
Hellyeah! And I did so without throwing batteries, punching old ladies, knocking over Porta-potties, or smelling like corndogs. Miracles do happen.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
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amicus says:
sb,
Very good advice. By way of illustration, while wearing my orange and blue corduroy pants and white button down with orange sweater tied around my neck (caddy shack style), looking quite dapper for Auburn’s game in Baton Rouge, Coon says, “Nice pants fag. Where did you get those?” I respond, “Your boyfriend’s closet..” Coon’s buddy then borught me a beer, while Coon lifted his in a toast.
At the same time, two years ago, dip was taken from an LSU fans mouth and thrown in my ladyfriend’s hair. That was bad, but when I called the guy out and he started to come down to whip my ass, several coons grabbed him and stopped him.
Roll with the punches and you will have a great time there. But don’t be shocked if something totally vile and disgusting happens. They have just a few more rubes than the rest of us.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
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amicus says:
Maybe a bit to serious for this site, but why would you want Tebow to play if you had to protect him? Tebow isn’t great because he is the world’s best finese player or accurate passer. What is the point if he can’t be physical beyond all other qbs and most defensive ends?
October 7th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
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beerbaron says:
Amicus –
I’m sure it was an honest mistake, but I’m pretty sure you didn’t want to use the term “coon”. It’s pretty derogatory. I think you meant “coonass” which might actually sound worse, but is in fact much, much better.
While understandably confusing, please note that improper usage could lead to severe ass-whippings, hate crimes, etc.
All that being said your ensemble did sound gay.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
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LSUfan says:
Amicus -
Were you by chance sporting a pom-pom?
October 7th, 2009 at 3:53 pm