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October 6, 2009

ERIC BERRY, YO HE’S SCARY

We would lobby full-bore for an Eric Berry Heisman if he can actually talk in a super-low distorted voice on command. (HT: Brent)

26 Responses to “ERIC BERRY, YO HE’S SCARY”

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Harris says:

It’s no stupider than anything else on “106 and Park.”

October 6th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
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Terry Bowdens Shoe Lifts says:

Where Berry lacks…Lou Holtz provides…in terms of voice distortion.

October 6th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
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gosouthgohard says:

+1 to EB for looking hella awkward for a good chunk of the video.

October 6th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
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4.0 Point Stance says:

Yeah he doesn’t look like a born performer. But to those dancing girls, how YOU doin?

October 6th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
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Charm Offensive says:

I’m in torts class right now, so no sound. I suspect it’s better that way.

October 6th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
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Kyle says:

+10 to EB for looking hella awkward for a good chunk of the video, I laughed the whole time.

October 6th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
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Claws says:

Production Guy: I said get me Fifty Cent, not the best rapper you can find for fifty cents!

October 6th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
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Bill says:

Meet Ben Tate

October 6th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
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You should go to Vanderbilt, son, you'll make more money says:

Plz tell me the University of Tennessee wasted their funds on that video instead of academics.

October 6th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
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UGA X of the NOI says:

So judging from the backup dancers, can we deduce that these two gentlemen have a little Chris Rainey in them?

October 6th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
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Zach says:

They played this on the Jumbotron at the Auburn/UT game. The whiteass Vols fans response was somewhere between “What the hell was that, Mabel?” and “groan”.

October 6th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
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Joe Tereshinski IV says:

Marvin Williams should quit rapping and stick to his day job of sucking for the Atlanta Hawks.

October 6th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
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Alex says:

Ben Tate . . . YOU ARE THE FATHER!!

October 6th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
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Potomac says:

The only highlight I thought I saw was a brief glimpse of #14 picking off a Ucla pass, which

(1) doesn’t mean all that much when it’s Craft throwing the ball and
(2) the Vols lost anyway.

There were no sisters in the dance squad. Just sayin’.

October 6th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
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SCDawg says:

Somebody already beat me to the Chris Rainey joke. Seriously, though, nice job on the dancers. Other than that, just awkward and nonsensical.

October 6th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
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chaimy4life says:

There needs to be an Eric Berry/Halle Berry song mash up/mix of some kind. Like now. Someone alert the internet!!!!!!!

October 6th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
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RonnieBrownTrucksJaysonAllen says:

When Ben Tate slapped Eric Berry to the ground (as can be seen at theauburner.com), the entire Auburn crowd sang “EWIC BEWWY, EWIC BEWWY”.

October 6th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
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Bear Bryant's Corpse says:

They can’t give the Heisman to Eric Berry – Ben Tate would rush across the stage and knock him about 5 rows into the audience!

October 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
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RAW says:

Eric Berry’s backup dancers for Heisman

October 6th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
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blazin says:

That was probably THE BEST Heisman Trophy music video promo I have ever seen.

October 6th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
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Croc says:

Hot girls in TN – who knew? I thought they all looked like Fulmer.

October 6th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
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FisheriesDawg says:

Seen behind the wall in a bunch of that video:

1. The team that makes the fewest mistakes will win.

2. Play for and make the breaks and when one comes your way – SCORE.

3. If at first the game – or the breaks – go against you, don’t let up… put on more steam.

4. Protect our kickers, our QB, our lead and our ball game.

5. Ball, oskie, cover, block, cut and slice, pursue and gang tackle… for this is the WINNING EDGE.

6. Press the kicking game. Here is where the breaks are made.

7. Carry the fight to our opponent and keep it there for 60 minutes.

8. Make a crappy self-promoting rap video while dancing with a bunch of cheerleaders in hot pants and a giant ghetto dog in a football uniform.

October 6th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
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binoba says:

Don’t get Tate’rd

October 6th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
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Brian says:

Any respectable SEC football player would be picking his way through that team of dancers in 2’s and 3’s. Salut!

October 6th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
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zzgator says:

Uh…uh…

speechless.

October 7th, 2009 at 8:43 am
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gumborue says:

i think a somewhere a celebration penalty was just called.

October 7th, 2009 at 2:30 pm